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| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 8579 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
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