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/Heem/ Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7737
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	480	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and boring players? Well, look no further because our server is the most powerful thread /heem/ has ever seen edition!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it lays diamond eggs, others say it can fly. Who knows what kind of crazy powers this Chicken has!

So come join us on the most powerful thread /heem/ has ever seen edition and see what kind of madness awaits you. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything is possible!

ManlyMinecraftSMPQA

Authenticity, Communication, Curiosity, DATING, emotions, Gender Roles, Honesty, Insecurities, Intimacy, ManlyMinecraftSMPQA, Masculinity, Men, perspective, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self-expression, society, Stereotypes, Taboos, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9711
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Divine Spears Created:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience chaos, hilarity, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but wooden swords and sheer determination. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by a fearless chicken named Cluck Norris who will stop at nothing to conquer all other mobs.

Have you ever wanted to ask men questions that you were too embarrassed to? Well, on our server, you can ask anything you want and the answers may surprise you. From the best way to build a castle to the most efficient way to mine obsidian, our players are always willing to share their knowledge (and maybe a few tall tales).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they tend to have a sense of humor that’s explosive!

BdayBlockBummer

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6089
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	455	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162

Have you ever received a birthday gift so bad that you wished you could just escape to a different world? Well, now you can on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your bad birthday memories behind as you embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and battle mythical creatures. Who needs a lame gift when you can have the gift of endless fun and adventure in our crazy world? So come on, join us and leave your bad birthday gift woes in the dust!

NukeCraft: Poilievre’s Gift to Humanity

Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, gift, global stability, Humanity, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear sites, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, peace negotiations, Poilievre, Poilievres, Politics, sanctions, SECURITY

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7609
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Towns Built:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up nuclear sites like it’s nobody’s business! imagine the chaos and destruction, it’s a gift to humanity, just like Poilievre says! we got creeper explosions that will make your head spin and lava pits that will make you scream like a little baby! join now for the most insane and outrageous gameplay you’ve ever experienced! trust me, you won’t regret it!

Bing’s Drug Fails: AI Harm Server

AI answers, Artificial Intelligence, Bing Copilot, bings, chatbot, commonly prescribed drugs, death, DRUG, Fails, harm, Healthcare, medication, microsoft, mild harm, moderate harm, patient safety, Patients, pharmaceuticals, potential harm, scientists, search engine, Server, severe harm, side effects, Technology

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6697
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

so like, u know how scientists asked Bing Copilot – like the chatbot thing from Microsoft – about drugs n stuff? well, apparently, like 42% of the answers were like gonna mess u up a lil bit, ya know? and like 22% of the answers were gonna straight up kill u or mess u up real bad.

if u wanna avoid that kinda chaos, then u should totally join our Minecraft server! we promise that none of our AI bots will give u bad drug advice or anything. plus, we have like the craziest builds and the most epic PvP battles. like, u won’t believe the stuff that goes down on our server.

so come join us and escape the chaos of Bing Copilot’s drug advice! trust us, u won’t regret it. plus, we have cake. lots of cake. like, so much cake u won’t know what to do with it all. so yeah, join our server and let the good times roll!

FatePvP

competitive, Custom, Development, Discord, Events, Experience, Exploration, Factions, Gamemodes, Mini Games, MONEY, Players, PvP, Raiding, Server, special areas, Survival, Unique

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3095
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	108	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

FatePvP is a a 1.8 competitive Factions server releasing in the coming weeks after months of development aiming to offer a great experience for all players. The server is packed with custom events, including PvP and raiding focused ones in addition to hourly mini-games that anyone can enjoy. In addition, players can explore several special areas, including The Mines, Darkzone, and much more that provide unique ways to earn money.

We also have other gamemodes that will be coming out in the future. Join our discord for more information.

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Blockmc Lifesteal

armor, Blockmc, Cross-Play, Custom, Earth, item, lagg, LifeSteal, ONLINE, Ranks, Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1414
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

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Steamy Blocks Minecraft Server

ackchually, blocks, consciousness preservation, cryochamber, cryonics, death, death acceptance, digital afterlife, digital ownership, existentialism, Freezing, future technology, IMMORTALITY, life extension, life ownership, Minecraft, mortality, philosophical musings, preservation, Server, steam games, Steamy, transhumanism, Uhhh

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7983
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and survive? Well, come join our server where you can freeze yourself in a cryochamber to preserve your life forever! That’s right, no more respawning or losing all your hard-earned loot. Just freeze yourself and wake up in the future where you can rule over the land as an immortal Minecraft god! Join now for the chance to live forever and never worry about dying again. It’s the ultimate survival experience!

>Crafty Kong SMP

ANZ, Balaji, bank of international settlements, BCG, Ernst and Young, Euroclear, fidelity, Franklin Templeton, gtCrafty, Hong Kong govt, HSBC, Kong, Malaysian SEC, MasterCard, Moody’s, smp, Sony, Swift, two more weeks, Visa

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4826
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	186
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the Hong Kong government is at war with the Malaysian SEC, SWIFT is trying to take over Euroclear, and Ernst and Young are leading a rebellion against Mastercard and VISA!

But wait, there’s more! Franklin Templeton has formed an alliance with Sony to take down ANZ and HSBC, while Fidelity and Moody’s are plotting to overthrow the Bank of International Settlements. And just when you thought things couldn’t get any crazier, BCG and Balaji are causing chaos left and right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for two weeks of non-stop madness and mayhem! Who will come out on top in this epic battle for dominance? Only time will tell.

HeartbreakCraft

acceptance, Breakup, Closure, coping strategies, emotional pain, forgiveness, healing, HEARTBREAK, HeartbreakCraft, letting go, moving on, personal growth, positive mindset, resilience, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, self-care, support system, Therapy, time heals

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2696
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1112	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while crying over your ex? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Heartbreak Healing” mini-game where you can literally punch your ex’s face in pixelated form! Join us and let out all your frustrations in the most satisfying way possible. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right? So come on over and heal your broken heart with us!