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ShoeShareSisSass

academic pressure, anger management, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, emotional distress, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family dynamics, hiding belongings, immaturity, parental favoritism, personal boundaries, pill side effects, seeking validation, self reflection, sharing shoes, shoe sharing rules, ShoeShareSisSass, sibling fights, sibling rivalry, sister drama

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4912
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring… but also a reason for epic battles! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and hidden keys!

Imagine a world where sharing shoes is a serious business, where hiding phones leads to all-out war, and where breaking locks is just another Tuesday. Our server is not for the faint of heart, but for those who thrive on chaos and sibling rivalry.

Fight for your right to wear that pair of shoes you called dibs on, strategize to outsmart your opponents, and unleash your inner drama queen in a virtual world like no other.

Are you ready to prove your maturity by engaging in the most immature shenanigans? Join us now and show the world that when it comes to Minecraft, all bets are off and all shoes are fair game!

NoExistenceMinecraftSMP

creation of Erase, from existence Banish, from existence Elimination, from existence Vanish, from existence Wipe out, from history Abolish, from reality Undo, hypothetical scenario Fantasy, NoExistenceMinecraftSMP, of harmful entity Annihilation, of harmful presence Destruction, of negative entity, of negative force Termination, of negative influence Exclusion, of undesirable element Extermination, of unwanted entity Eradication, of unwanted existence Obliteration, power, undesirable entity Remove, unwanted things Negative impact, wished never existed Eliminate, world without Eradicate

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	400
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Farms Harvested:	583
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Love Letters Sent:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

If you had the power, wouldn’t you wish for a Minecraft SMP where creepers drop diamonds instead of exploding? Well, guess what? That’s exactly what you’ll find on our server! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a friendly dragon that just wants to be your pet. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether where you’ll find a disco party hosted by the Ghasts.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

FiredCraft: The Unemployment Server

dismissal, employment issues, FiredCraft, job dismissal, job loss, job separation, Job Termination, job termination assistance, job termination consequences, job termination help, job termination laws, job termination process, job termination questions, job termination reasons, job termination rights, job termination support, Server, Termination, unemployment, wrongful termination

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6535
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ores Mined:	5743
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2606
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Are you tired of getting fired from your job for accidentally setting the office on fire with your mixtape? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage you to let your inner pyromaniac run wild! Join us and unleash your fiery passion in a safe and controlled environment (just don’t burn down any virtual buildings, please). Plus, who needs a boring old job when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom? So come on over and let’s set the virtual world on fire together!

DragonCraft Minecraft Server

aerial warfare, combat drones, Conflict, defense systems, dragon drones, DragonCraft, drone warfare, eastern europe, military advancements, military defense, military drones, military equipment, military strategy, military tactics, military technology, Minecraft, modern warfare, russian tanks, Server, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare technology

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8267
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	1068

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got dragon drones straight outta ukraine wreckin’ russian tanks like it’s nobody’s business. imagine flyin’ around on a dragon drone, blowin’ up tanks left and right, it’s lit fam. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like a freakin’ treasure trove. join now or miss out on all the epicness, u won’t regret it, trust me.

HolyCraft: Xi & Mao’s Block Party

authoritarianism, BLOCK, China, Chinese churches, Christianity, communism, controversial, cultural revolution, Holycraft, idolatry, Jesus, Mao Zedong, maos, Mary, Party, political leaders, Propaganda, Religion, religious freedom, religious persecution, state control, state-sanctioned worship, Worship, Xi Jinping

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1550
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Farms Harvested:	171
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Votes:	1235	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

so like, imagine if Xi Jinping and Mao Zedong were like, the new Jesus and Mary in Chinese churches, like, what the heck, right? well, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you can expect on our Minecraft server! we got pigs flying, cows doing ballet, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. join us if you wanna experience the most wacky and wild adventures in the Minecraft universe. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

Fish Space Abduction: A Minecraft Server

abduction, Alien abduction, Fish, fish behavior, fish psychology, fisherman, Fishing, fishing adventure, fishing equipment, fishing experience, fishing gear, fishing hobby, fishing humor, fishing joke, fishing lifestyle, fishing meme, fishing quote, fishing techniques, fishing trip, Minecraft, outdoor activity, recreational sport, Server, Space

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6000
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

u ever wonder why fish gettin’ all snatched up from the water? it aint cuz of no fisherman, it cuz aliens be abductin’ em! come join our minecraft server and help us uncover the truth behind the fishy disappearances. we got UFOs flyin’ around, fish talkin’ in alien languages, and a secret underwater base where the fish are plottin’ their revenge. join us if u wanna be part of the craziest fishy adventure in minecraft history!

Allergic Anarchy: Danger Zone

Adults, allergic, anaphylaxis, Anarchy, anxiety, Awareness, Caregivers, child, danger, Distress, food allergy, Healthcare, mental health, psychological distress, research, severe reaction, small amounts, stress, Unrecognized, widespread, worry, Zone

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	642
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	10

come join our minecraft server and escape the madness of food allergies! our world is a safe haven where you can munch on all the virtual food you want without fear of anaphylaxis! build a giant peanut butter castle or a towering gluten-free skyscraper, the possibilities are endless!

our server is the perfect place to forget about your real-life worries and immerse yourself in a world where food allergies don’t exist. no more epi-pens or ingredient labels to read, just pure unadulterated fun!

so come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boredom! trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to leave. plus, our virtual doctors are always on call in case of any in-game emergencies. see you in the game, food allergy warriors!

Marthia Nations: Where vanilla and factions collide…kind of.

base, battle, Brewery, BUILD, collide…kind, Community, Dynmap, Empire, Factions, Geyser, half decade, History, Marthia, Movecraft, Nations, Planes, Plugins, quaint, Semi Vanilla, Server, Ships, smp, three years, Vanilla, Working

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1943
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	3485	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2681	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Name	Marthia Nations
Discord	https://discord.gg/PcRXYuupZe

Overview

Looking to build an empire? Want to battle with working ships and planes? Maybe just build a quaint base? Marthia can offer it all! An SMP turned Nations server, Marthia has been around for over half a decade, with our current world having built over three years of history, and counting! We are more than a simple Minecraft server; we are a community.

Here you’ll find plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser and much, much more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How long has Marthia Nations been around?	Marthia Nations has been around for over half a decade.
What plugins does Marthia Nations have?	Marthia Nations has plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser, and more.
Can players build empires on Marthia Nations?	Yes, players can build empires and battle with working ships and planes on Marthia Nations.

Frustrating Minigame Madness Minecraft Server

anger-inducing, Challenging, chance, Difficulty, frustrating, game design, Gaming, HACKING, infuriating, luck-based, madness, Minecraft, Minigame, password guessing, patience, Random, Ridiculous, rng, Server, skill, strategy, trial and error, UNFAIR

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	937
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9694
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	181
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Are you tired of boring old minigames where skill actually matters? Come join our Minecraft server where we have the most frustrating and unfair hacking minigame you’ll ever experience! We only give you four attempts to guess the password from a pool of twenty words – talk about living life on the edge! It’s like playing Russian roulette with your brain cells. Who needs logic and strategy when you can rely on pure luck and RNGesus to guide you through the chaos? Join us for a wild ride of ridiculousness and infuriation – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

Better Survival and Prosperity Minecraft SMP

Candidate, critical thinking, Cultural preservation, Decision making, Development, economic growth, election, environmental sustainability, ethical leadership, Future, global impact, human civilization, leadership, Minecraft, Politics, progress, prosperity, smp, social stability, society, Survival, technological advancement

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	181
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old politics? Join our Minecraft SMP where the fate of human civilization is decided by building epic structures and battling mobs! Will you be the one to lead us to prosperity or will you accidentally blow up the entire village with TNT? Only one way to find out! Join now and show us your leadership skills…or lack thereof!