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| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 9531 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 7 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 36 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2259 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 14 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3889 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue! Our server is so crazy, even the infamous braptuber Mel Nekomata couldn’t handle it and had to “graduate” to a job at Target! Rumor has it she lost her job for farting too much or getting caught masturbating at work – yikes! But don’t worry, our server is a fart and masturbation-free zone (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here).
We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next. Plus, we guarantee that all our players are not wage cucks like Mel – they’re living their best lives as professional livestreamers. So come join the fun and leave the drama behind – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, welcome aboard!
