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No Peek Minecraft Server

avoid smash, do not look, do not look at smash, don’t watch smash, ignore smash, Minecraft, peek, prevent looking at smash, refrain from looking at smash, Server, SMASH, stay away from smash

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7026
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8947	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter! Why should you join? Because our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

We have custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Want to ride a pig while shooting fireworks out of a diamond sword? We got you covered. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies are the best dancers in town.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself is on the guest list. And if you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and don’t even think about looking at Smash, because our server is where the real party is at!

> Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…

BE, cautionary tale, comedy, Craft, documentary, Dystopia, Entertainment, film, Future, Government, humor, idio, idiocracy, intelligence, Luke Wilson, Mike Judge, Movie, Politics, pop culture, satire, satire film, smp, social commentary, society, supposed, WASNT

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8945
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Votes:	2161
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have taken idiocracy to a whole new level.

Do you enjoy watching players build houses made entirely out of lava? How about witnessing someone try to tame a creeper as a pet? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have been known to start wars over who has the best pet chicken, hold dance parties in the Nether, and even create a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava.

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and idiocracy is the norm, then come join us! Just remember, this server wasn’t supposed to be a documentary, but it sure feels like one.

CraftyDadGaySon

acceptance, aita, Communication, copying behavior, CraftyDadGaySon, FaceTime, family dynamics, Fatherhood, Financial Stability, gender stereotypes, good dad, Headbands, Homophobia, LGBTQ, love, making our son gay, not together, parenting, personal beliefs, ridiculous reaction, son’s father

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2158
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magic Items Found:	7551	Star Shards Collected:	182
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	134

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things fabulous and fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored blocks, sparkly unicorns, and headbands with bows that will make your character look absolutely fierce.

Need a break from the real world drama? Look no further, because on our server, we leave all the negativity at the door. Just like the time my ex freaked out over a headband and thought it would turn our son gay. Seriously, who knew accessories had that kind of power? But hey, on our server, we celebrate individuality and diversity, so wear that headband proudly!

So come on over and join us for a magical adventure where love is love, and being your fabulous self is always encouraged. Who knows, you might even find a diamond-encrusted headband to wear while you build your dream castle! See you there, darling!

BoomerCraftTipsNTricks

advice for today, BoomerCraftTipsNTricks, changing times, contemporary advice, current advice, evolving advice, generational advice, generational differences, generational wisdom, ineffective advice, irrelevant advice, modern solutions, obsolete advice, old-fashioned advice, older generations, outdated advice, outdated beliefs, past advice, traditional advice, unhelpful advice, updated advice

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6125
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Towns Built:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Meteorites Collected:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Are you tired of listening to older generations spout off outdated advice that no longer works? Well, join our Minecraft server and leave those old fogies in the dust! Our server is filled with cutting-edge technology and innovative gameplay that will make you forget all about those dusty old tips from your grandparents.

On our server, we have a secret potion that will make you invincible in PvP battles, so you can finally show those young whippersnappers who’s boss. And if you’re tired of hearing about how you need to “work hard” to succeed, we have a special cheat code that will give you unlimited diamonds with just the click of a button.

So say goodbye to outdated advice and hello to a whole new world of fun and excitement on our Minecraft server. Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

Nano Bot Craze Minecraft Server

Blood, Bot, CRAZE, FINNISH, Finnish man, future technology, Honey, human eye, Impressive.., innovation, invention, medicine delivery, Minecraft, Nano, nano scale, nanobots, proof, ring structures, Robots, Server, small rings, soft robots, Technology, viscotic fluid, zero-elastic-energy mode

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3162
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Emeralds Found:	955	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have tiny ring-shaped robots navigating through honey (or blood, if you’re feeling adventurous)! These robots are so small, they’re almost nano-sized, but not quite there yet. Imagine the chaos of having these little bots running around in your bloodstream, delivering medicine and causing mischief along the way.

Join our server and witness the magic of ring robots bending and moving in all directions, thanks to their zero-elastic-energy mode. Who needs proof of nano scale bots in human blood when you can experience it firsthand in our virtual world?

So come on, join us and be a part of this groundbreaking invention that may one day revolutionize the medical industry. Just be careful not to accidentally squish one of these soft robots with your fingers – they may be small, but they sure know how to pack a punch!

D E K O M O R I – Minecraft SMP

Anime, Character, Chunibyo, comedy, COSPLAY, cute, Dekomori, DEKOMORIDESU, Delusional, FANART, FANTASY, friendship, japanese, Kawaii, Magical Girl, Minecraft, moe, Otaku, Rikka Takanashi, schoolgirl, slice of life, smp

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	859
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Runes Activated:	1	New Chunks Explored:	826378
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because DEKOMORIDESU is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Llama, a mystical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player even managed to tame the Diamond Llama and ride it into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers.

So why should you join DEKOMORIDESU? Because where else can you participate in epic llama races, build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and engage in intense battles with a giant squid boss named Squishy? Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Join us now and let the madness begin!

WeddingWoes Minecraft Server

acceptance, Best Friend, Boundaries, celebration, Cultural, decision, family, friendship, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, love, loyalty, Marriage, Minecraft, relationships, Respect, Server, South Asian, Support, tradition, Understanding, Wedding, WeddingWoes

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8827
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Void Gems Collected:	35	Alien Abductions:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	5874	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that values inclusivity and acceptance? Look no further than our server! We welcome players of all backgrounds and orientations, because we believe everyone deserves a place to call home in the Minecraft world.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans. We even have a special event where players can compete in a wedding planning competition – just make sure to invite your partner, because we celebrate love in all its forms!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of our wacky community – where the only thing that matters is having fun and spreading positivity. So come on over and join us, because on our server, everyone is family – even if your best friend tries to exclude your wife from the guest list!

HangryCraft: Foodie Surprise!

aita, chicken sandwich, cold, Communication, Disappointment, Expectations, Food, foodie, Fresh, Fries, Gesture, Grateful, HangryCraft, Justice, Krabby Patty burger, lettuce, pineapple Frosty, Surprise, surprise gone wrong, unappreciated, Wendys, Wife

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9105
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never serve you a cold Krabby Patty burger or forget your fries! Our virtual kitchen is always stocked with the freshest ingredients and our Frostys are always pineapple-y delicious.

Join us and experience the thrill of hunting for the elusive lettuce block to add to your burger, or embark on a quest to find the perfect spot to enjoy your meal without getting attacked by creepers. And don’t worry, we always listen to our players’ requests and make sure to deliver the full meal deal every time.

So come on in and feast on the most epic virtual meals of your life! Just be sure to thank us grandly for our culinary creations, or risk facing the wrath of hangry gamers. See you at the table!

CraftyCriminal on Minecraft SMP

arrest, civil rights, CraftyCriminal, crime, criminal behavior, criminal justice, Due Process, false accusation, fear, innocent, Innocent Until Proven Guilty, Justice, law enforcement, Legal System, Minecraft, misjudgment, mistake, misunderstanding, Police, prejudice, smp, unfair treatment, wrongful arrest

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9209
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of being a law-abiding citizen in the real world? Do you yearn for a life of crime and chaos? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and unleash your inner criminal mastermind as you build, steal, and grief your way to the top.

Forget about being arrested for petty crimes like jaywalking or littering. In our world, the only crime you’ll be committing is having too much fun! From organizing elaborate heists to starting a black market for rare items, the possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the most notorious player in the virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn a spot on the server’s Most Wanted list!

MineCraftLifeLolz

acceptance, balance, Contentment, cultivating inner peace, embracing change, finding joy in small moments, fulfillment, Gratitude, growth mindset., Happiness, learning from challenges, living in the present, mindfulness, MineCraftLifeLolz, optimism, outlook on life, perspective, positivity, purpose, resilience, SELF AWARENESS

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5378
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Magic Items Found:	1193
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9587
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension! Join us for non-stop fun and adventure as we embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama and battle evil creepers with our trusty enchanted pickaxes.

Our community is filled with hilarious characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From the mischievous prankster who turns everything into cake to the wizard who can summon a herd of flying pigs, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, your life will never be the same after you’ve joined our epic quest for llama-filled glory!