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Sarge’s Blocky Heroes Minecraft Server

action figures, army figurines, army men, army playset, army playtime, army squad, army veterans, army women, blocky, Collectibles, hero figures, Heroes, military action figures, military figures, military memorabilia, military toys, Minecraft, miniature soldiers, nostalgic toys, sarge’s heroes, Sarges, Server, soldier toys, toy soldiers, war heroes

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7892
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ores Mined:	3884
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Buildings Constructed:	46
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you ready to join the most epic army of (wo)men in the Minecraft universe? Welcome to Sarge’s Hero(in)es, where you’ll embark on crazy missions and battle against evil mobs with your fellow soldiers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Sarge, a retired military general who now leads us in epic battles and gives out insane rewards for completing missions. Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers with just a stick and a potato.

Join us now and become a hero(in) in Sarge’s army! Fight alongside your comrades, build epic fortresses, and maybe even uncover the hidden treasures of the Minecraft world. Just beware of Sarge’s pet chicken, Cluck Norris – he may look cute, but he’s a fierce warrior in disguise.

So what are you waiting for? Join Sarge’s Hero(in)es today and let the adventure begin!

Block Ops 6 Minecraft SMP

Activision, anticipation, black ops 6, BLOCK, bring it back, call of duty, Campaign, COD, disappoint, First Person Shooter, first trailer, futuristic warfare, Gaming, Gaming Community, Good, Minecraft, multiplayer, New Release, Ops, Shooter, smp, Treyarch, video games, zombies

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2499
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise to bring back the glory days of COD…wait, wrong game. But hey, who needs guns when you have diamond swords and creepers, am I right?

Join our server for a chance to battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches that will leave you questioning your sanity. Will you be the next Minecraft champion or will you end up getting blown up by a stray creeper? Only time will tell.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a mysterious player who rules over all the chickens in the land. Will you be able to defeat him and claim the title of Chicken Lord for yourself? Or will you end up being pecked to death by his army of feathered minions?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

BroBroBrokeCollegeDropout

bills, BroBroBrokeCollegeDropout, college, difficult time, dropping out, education, Expenses, family, Financial Stability, financial support, Guilt, part time job, PRESSURE, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, selfish, sibling, Stability, Struggle, Successful

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6164
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Alien Abductions:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of balancing college, work, and family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

🤑 Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into giving away your hard-earned diamonds to your lazy brother who dropped out of Minecraft University? Don’t worry, on our server, we support your right to keep your loot for yourself! No more sacrificing your precious resources for someone who can’t even mine a block properly.

🌟 Join us and let’s build a world where family drama stays in the real world and not in your Minecraft inventory. Who needs to lend diamonds when you can use them to craft epic armor and weapons to conquer the virtual world? So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious and drama-free gaming experience! #FamilyDramaFreeServer 😂🎮

LostStudents43 – JusticeDelayed

Accountability, activism, Demand, Disappearance, families, government accountability, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international attention, investigation, Justice, JusticeDelayed, LostStudents43, mexico, missing students, protest, social justice, student movement, Tragedy, unresolved cases, unsolved mysteries

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4474
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we solve mysteries like the disappearance of 43 students in mexico! we got secret underground tunnels and spooky forests to explore. maybe we’ll even find the missing students hiding in our pixelated world! join now for a chance to be a hero and bring justice to these poor families. plus, we have epic loot and crazy adventures waiting for you! don’t miss out on the action, join now!

Zany Zenless Minecraft Server

Agent Record, Arcade, back in business, Bizarre Brigade, character demo, daily check-in, Dev Face-to-Face, hoyolab, hoyoverse, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, News, Overlord’s Feast, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, special program, Teaser, Tour de Inferno, Trailer, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, zany, Zenless, zenless zone zero

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8369
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	895	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Crops Grown:	9142	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can battle fiery mobs and conquer the depths of the Nether like never before. But that’s not all, our server is so lit that even the Devs have face-to-face meetings in the Zenless Zone Zero – you might even catch a glimpse of a wild Notch in the wild!

Looking for some crazy adventures? Well, look no further than our server where you can team up with Agent Tsukishiro Yanagi and Agent Lighter Lorenz to take down the Overlord’s Feast and claim your rightful place as the ruler of the land. And if that’s not enough, we have the Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade – because who doesn’t want to battle bizarre creatures in a virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Daily check-ins, double drops, and more await you in our Back in Business event. And don’t forget to redeem your codes for exclusive in-game goodies – because who doesn’t love free stuff?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you will ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Casual Sex Attracts Subterranean Minecraft SMP

5G conspiracy, age reversal, ancestral ghosts, ancient spirits, ATTRACTS, Casual, Casual Sex, chemotherapy, children’s cancer, Hybrid Species, Liberation, Media portrayal, Minecraft, reptilian conspiracy, self-professed shaman, September 11 attacks, sex, shamanistic powers, Shamir Medical Center, smp, Subterranean, subterranean spirits, vagina cleansing

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5809
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Chimeras Created:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Void Gems Collected:	26	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing scarier than creepers is the conspiracy theories floating around! Join us for a wild ride as we uncover the truth behind subterranean spirits in vaginas, children wanting cancer, and reptilian hybrids shaking up the world.

Looking to reduce your age by having your atoms revolved? We’ve got you covered. Want to chat with the ghosts of ancestors who appointed you as a shaman? We’ve got those too. And don’t even get us started on the 5G technology conspiracy – it’s all real, folks.

So come on down to our server and let’s unravel the mysteries of the universe together. Just remember, the truth is out there…and it’s probably hiding behind a pixelated block somewhere.

SnitchCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, ac, ADVANTAGE, altruistic, Angry, books, Community, Conflict, Confrontation, Facebook Buy-Nothing group, free, Friends, Furniture, laundry detergent, Minecraft, Moving, Neighborhood, Screenshots, SELLING, Server, SnitchCraft, snitching

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8077
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Endless Night Skies:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where snitches get stitches and ACs are worth their weight in gold! Join us for a wild ride of drama and intrigue as we navigate the treacherous world of virtual item trading.

Looking for a place to unleash your inner detective skills? Look no further! Our server is filled with juicy scandals and backstabbing friends who will stop at nothing to get their hands on that coveted AC unit. Will you be the hero who exposes the scammers, or will you join forces with the dark side and profit off of other people’s generosity?

But beware, the stakes are high in this virtual world. One wrong move and you could find yourself blocked, banned, or worse – the subject of endless gossip in the neighborhood chat. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into the underbelly of the buy nothing group – just make sure you’re prepared for the consequences!

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama and chaos of our Minecraft server. Remember, in this world, snitches might get stitches, but they also get a front-row seat to all the action!

LuxHotelAFK

all inclusive, brother, communication breakdown, consequences, family dynamics, family plans, family trip, Friction, high end, hotel staff, Hungover, irresponsible, LuxHotelAFK, luxury hotel, nightlife, overdoing it, parental expectations, passed out, sibling relationships, Tension, unresolved conflict

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1521
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Crops Grown:	7034	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a night out with my brother? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure that will leave you questioning your life choices just like I questioned mine after that hotel incident.

Our server is like that last drink your brother just couldn’t resist – once you join, you won’t be able to leave! With unlimited possibilities and unlimited chaos, you’ll never have a dull moment. Just like my brother, who always takes things to the extreme, our server will push you to your limits (and maybe even break a glass door or two).

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a night out with my brother, join us now! Just make sure to have your parents’ credit card handy for any unexpected charges… 😉 #YOLOminecraftserver

LebCraft: Macron’s Plea

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, lebanon, LebCraft, Macron, Macrons, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Négotiation, peace talks, Plan, PLEA, political pressure, united nations, US, world news

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5837
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Towns Built:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

lol ok so like this server is so lit u gotta join cuz like Macron himself called on the US to like pressure Israel to accept this epic Lebanon ceasefire plan but like instead of that drama u can just join our server and build epic stuff and battle mobs and stuff u know? like who needs real world drama when u can have virtual world fun amirite? so come join us and leave all that political stuff behind cuz we’re all about having a good time and building crazy stuff in Minecraft. u won’t regret it, promise!

Awkward Last Words RP

awkward, BIZARRE, death, dramatic, Dying, eerie, eerie experience, emotional, final moments, INTENSE, last words, Life, mortality, Reflection, Solemn, strange, surreal, unexpected, unexpected twist, unsettling, Words

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2474
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Towns Built:	5
Farms Harvested:	334	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Star Shards Collected:	142	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

so, like, imagine if you were on this server, right? and you’re just minding your own business, building a sick castle or whatever, and then all of a sudden you get attacked by a gang of evil chickens with swords! like, what even is that, bro? but don’t worry, because on this server, you can ride on the back of a giant flying pig to escape those pesky poultry.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away? yeah, it’s lit, fam.

and if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a trip to the nether and challenge the devil himself to a game of rock-paper-scissors. spoiler alert: he always picks rock.

so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? come hang out with us and experience all the craziness for yourself. just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

ParentalForce Minecraft Server

Athletic, BLONDE, Chad, Childhood, Development, different, FITNESS, forced, Future, Imagine, Inceldom, indoctrinated, influence, Kid, Life, Minecraft, natural born leader, ParentalForce, parents, Server, sports, upbringing

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9716
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of being a potato couch and wish your parents had pushed you to be a jock like Chad over here? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can live out your athletic dreams without ever having to break a sweat in real life! Join us and become the ultimate Chad, leading your virtual squad to victory while never having to worry about being an incel. Who needs real-life athleticism when you can dominate the digital world instead? Join now and start living your jock fantasy!