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Crab > Metaphor Minecraft SMP

Another Crab’s Treasure, art direction, better written, bloodstream contamination, crab, environmental issues, gameplay, Graphic design, metaphor, microplastics, Minecraft, narrative depth, ocean conservation, ocean pollution, pollution awareness, preachy, serious themes, smp, storytelling, ui design, video games, vomit-like UI

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7535
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	343
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	368

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and unexpected twists.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has more drama than a soap opera. From secret alliances to epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a treasure hunt like no other – forget about diamonds, we’re talking about finding Another Crab’s Treasure!

And don’t even get us started on the gameplay. It’s so good, it’ll make you question reality. Plus, our art direction is top-notch – you won’t find any vomit-like UI here, unlike that other server, Metaphor.

But wait, there’s more! Did we mention the secret underground society of players who control the fate of the server? Or the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

TherapistGoneWild

Boundaries, cancer treatment, career path, comfort meals, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Empathy, friendship, meal train, mental health, Opinions, personal attacks, self-care, social media etiquette, Support, surgery recovery, Therapist, TherapistGoneWild, Therapy

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6844
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some wild and wacky adventures!

Picture this: you’re building a giant chocolate milkshake castle with your friends when suddenly, a 60-year-old former family friend named Cathy shows up and starts criticizing your choice of building materials. She rants about how your milkshake castle is too sugary and fatty, but little does she know, it’s actually made of virtual blocks and won’t affect your health at all!

But wait, there’s more! As you navigate through our server, you might come across a therapist NPC who gets offended if you question their career choice. Will you engage in a battle of wits with them, or will you simply block them and move on to more important quests, like finding the legendary diamond milkshake recipe?

Join our Minecraft server now for a chance to experience all this madness and more! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos in the world of blocks and pixels?

OnceInALifetimeMinecraftSMP

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4131
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Void Gems Collected:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Have you ever seen a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat and singing the national anthem? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and unforgettable moments that will leave you in stitches.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. Or how about the time when a herd of sheep organized a flash mob to celebrate your birthday? Yeah, that actually happened here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness such absurdity and hilarity on a daily basis? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

OverheardOcelots

BIZARRE, Conversation, Curious, eavesdropping, gossip, Intriguing, long tail tag, Memory, odd, Overheard, OverheardOcelots, peculiar, Public, Random, Shocking.., Story, strange, unexpected, unforgettable, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8298
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Emeralds Found:	5741
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids!

Join us if you want to hear the craziest stories from players who have encountered flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret society of llamas plotting world domination.

We guarantee you’ll never be bored with our server, where the weirdest thing you’ll overhear is probably someone trying to convince everyone that they can communicate with Endermen through interpretive dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

CraftyKoreaWarfare

Asia, Conflict, constitution, CraftyKoreaWarfare, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, Government, hostile state, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, korean war, military tensions, North Korea, North Korean government, Politics, President Moon Jae-in, reunification efforts, south korea, South Korean government

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	320
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2033
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Towns Built:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than north and south korea combined! our constitution says that all players from other servers are ‘hostile states’ so get ready for some intense battles! build your own dictatorship and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist! who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction? join now and experience the thrill of being a tyrant in the virtual world!

Sparky Welders – Eye Candy Videos

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8259
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mines Excavated:	2734	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the welders wear helmets made of diamonds to protect their eyes from the bright sparks of lava! we got so many crazy restoration videos of players turning dirt blocks into diamonds on facebook, you gotta watch it with your naked eye to fully appreciate the madness! join now and become a master welder of the minecraft world, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

Toxo-Cat AnxietyCraft

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3681
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	119	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7

do u like cats? do u like parasites? do u like anxiety? well boy do we have the server for u! join our minecraft server where u can play with cute lil cats infected with the parasite Toxoplasma gondii! but wait, there’s more! not only will u be at risk for increased anxiety, but u also get a reduced risk of epilepsy! who knew a minecraft server could offer such health benefits? join now and let the cat-borne parasite take over your life!

Milkks Minecraft

activities, Anarchy, Chill, CPU, Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, Events, Factions, Fun, i7, Join, members, Milkk, Minecraft, Passion, PvE, PvP, RAM, Server, SSD, Storage, THRIVING, Updates, Vanilla, vanilla based

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1956
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Star Shards Collected:	102
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Milkk’s Minecraft is a chill vanilla-based minecraft server with a large variety of activities and chill members along with a thriving discord server. Milkk’s Minecraft is owned by Milkk, not me. This minecraft server is promoting the owner, Milkk but it is a passion for me so always expect fun events and updates!

Server Specifications; Allocated Ram: 28GB Total Ram: 32GB CPU: i7 Storage: 128GB SSD

Join now!

19.ip.gl.ply.gg:56361

Properly Creative Minecraft Server

2024.., Analysis, Anime, Character development, Creative, criticism, Demon Slayer, developed, discussion, Fandom, fleshed out, hate thread, in-depth, interesting concepts, long tail tags, Manga, Minecraft, Opinions, Plot, Properly, series, Server, Storyline

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3729
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Buildings Constructed:	23
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring, half-baked Minecraft servers that leave you feeling unsatisfied? Look no further, because our server is like a buffet of fully fleshed-out ideas that will leave you craving more! Join us for epic adventures, insane storylines, and a community like no other.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground village filled with talking animals who only speak in puns. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant, evil cow. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait until 2024 to join the Demon Slayer hate thread when you can join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Trust us, once you step foot into our world, you’ll never want to leave. Join us today and let the insanity begin!

Leftists-Minecraft SMP-Are-The-Most-Evil-And-Dishonest-Creatures-On-The-Planet

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4039
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	9585	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Enchantments Applied:	80	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can battle against the most evil and dishonest creatures on the planet? Look no further than our server! Leftists are the ultimate enemy in our world, and we need brave players to join us in the fight against their wicked ways.

Join us if you want to prove your worth by taking down these less-than-beasts who are out to destroy everything good in the world. Show them that no act against evil is immoral when you’re on our side. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most epic battle of your Minecraft life!