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  • FoggyCraft SMP – Fallout General

    FoggyCraft SMP – Fallout General
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 7330
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Crops Grown: 5639 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride through the wasteland with our F76 Ports Edition! We’ve got resources for Fallout 4, Fallout 76, Fallout 1 and 2, and even Fallout 3 and New Vegas.

    But wait, there’s more! We have modding guides that will make your head spin faster than a ghoul on Jet. Our Asset and Mod Repository is chock full of goodies that will have you saying “War never changes, but this server sure does!”

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve got MSPaintAdventures that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about the radroaches trying to eat your face. Plus, our ocdonutsteels are so wacky, you’ll wonder if you’ve been hit with a gamma ray.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our F76 Ports Edition Minecraft SMP today and experience a post-apocalyptic adventure like no other. Just remember to decode any protected downloads with base64, or you might end up like a ghoul without a brain!

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  • Karasique – Minecraft game server

    Karasique – Minecraft game server
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 1697
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Falling into the Void: 0
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Ores Mined: 7871
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

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    The owner of the “Karasique – Gaming” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Karasique.aternos.me

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  • Heathen Papist Minecraft Server

    Heathen Papist Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 2983
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 7

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Varg Vikerness performing live in the Vatican on St. Pachamama’s day! That’s right, you can witness a legendary metal musician rocking out in the holiest of holies. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you see our Heathen-Papist Church fusion building competition. Who knew building a church could be so metal? So come join our server for a wild and wacky time that you won’t find anywhere else!

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  • $50 Onn 1TB external SSD from Walmart Minecraft SMP

    $50 Onn 1TB external SSD from Walmart Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 9267
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 26 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 16
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever encounter!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely out of cake, or tame a pack of wild llamas to do your bidding. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a chicken with a monocle, and a lava parkour course that will test your skills and your sanity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and outrageous adventures of your life! Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the land of madness and mayhem!

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 6856
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 614486 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Falling into the Void: 0 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as outer space? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few unexpected encounters with aliens (okay, maybe just other players, but who knows what they’re hiding under those pixelated skins?).

    With a schedule that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion and a Twitter feed that’s more entertaining than watching a pig race, you’ll never be bored on our server. Plus, with exclusive member VODs that are more addictive than mining for diamonds, you’ll never want to leave.

    And if you’re missing our server when you’re offline, don’t worry – we’ve got you covered with our stream status website and even an “Ara Ara” button for those moments when you just need a little extra Fauna in your life. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!

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  • ADHD Minecraft SMP Prodigy

    ADHD Minecraft SMP Prodigy
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 675
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 49 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Zombie Dances: 0
    Love Letters Sent: 17 Potions Brewed: 158
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Titanic Battles Fought: 23
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Divine Spears Created: 12
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8

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    Yo, have you heard about this wild Minecraft SMP server? It’s like a chaotic ADHD dream come true! We’ve got so much going on, you’ll never get bored!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, when suddenly a herd of wild llamas come charging at you because they heard you have the best loot. Or how about the time we had a giant chicken invasion because someone accidentally fed one too many seeds?

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases, where you can join a faction and plot against your enemies. And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as pandas and had a dance party in the village square.

    So come on, join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP server and embrace your inner chaos! Who needs a diagnosis when you have a whole world of madness waiting for you?

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  • Vlad’s Minecraft Server: Pay Up or Else!

    Vlad’s Minecraft Server: Pay Up or Else!
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 3106
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 38
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Mythical Quests Completed: 35
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Vlad is the ultimate mafia boss and he’s coming after you if you don’t pay up! Join our server to avoid getting on Vlad’s bad side and having to deal with his army of zombie pigmen. But hey, at least they know how to throw a killer party in the Nether! So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of treasure if you’re lucky. Just remember, Vlad always gets his moneys…one way or another.

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  • The Garbage Gang Minecraft SMP

    The Garbage Gang Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 7327
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 16 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Potions Brewed: 92
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Farms Harvested: 197

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    Welcome to the most chaotic, absurd, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We don’t tolerate any shitposters, attention whores, or “introverts” here – only the craziest of players allowed!

    Join us if you’re ready to embark on wild adventures, like building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a volcano, or creating a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world!

    But beware, we have a strict rule against dogpiling or harassing other players. Unless, of course, it’s in good fun and everyone’s laughing along. And don’t even think about using this thread as a social blog – take that drama elsewhere!

    So come on, join us in this madness and let’s see what kind of outrageous creations we can come up with together. Just remember, no seconding or arguing about the state of the thread – we’re here to have a good time, not start a popularity contest. See you in the booru, where all our crazy creations live on forever!

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  • Pug Mines and Pirate Finds

    Pug Mines and Pirate Finds
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 6592
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 38
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3

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    Dive into an adventurous Minecraft world where every treasure is earned, every trade matters, and every discovery counts. Forget pre-built shops—here, it’s all about player-driven economy and your survival skills. Buy, sell, and trade with other players to build your fortune or forge powerful alliances. Choose your path wisely, whether it’s mastering Pyro’ Mining/Fishing, uncovering rare Mine treasures hidden under each stone, or diving deep into the mines to find precious ores. – Enhanced Chests: Legendary 270 slots equivalent to 5 Double Chests, Extreme 2700 slots equivalent to 50 Double Chests. – Upgradable Hoppers available. – Advanced enchantments included. – Auto pick/smelt feature (can be turned off). – Geyser support for Bedrock players with a default port. – McMMO integration. – MysticMobs functionality. – PlayerMarkets for personal shops. – No /shop command available. – Job system implemented. – Quest options available. – Pyro Fishing and Mining activities. – Vault /pv 1+ feature.

    play.pugminespiratefinds.com

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  • The Royal Crafter Minecraft Server

    The Royal Crafter Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 8264
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 125 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 8
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 23 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no historical intrigue? Well, look no further! Join our server and uncover the ancient secrets of Prince Madoc, the Welsh Prince who apparently made it all the way to the USA in the 12th century. That’s right, forget about building castles and mining for diamonds, on our server you’ll be uncovering fortifications, ancient coins, armor, and who knows what else!

    But that’s not all, rumor has it that the Welsh Indians are still roaming the Ohio River Valley, guarding the secrets of Prince Madoc with their lives. Will you be brave enough to face them and claim the treasures for yourself? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Who needs dragons and creepers when you have ancient Welsh warriors to contend with? Don’t miss out on the madness, join today!

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