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Crafty Thanks Us Minecraft Server

1755, Aristocrats, Botot, Crafty, cultural history, dental care, French, History, hygiene practices, hygiene products, interesting facts, Louis XV, mass produce, Minecraft, MODERN, mouthwash, oral health, oral hygiene, oral sex, Server, SPEECHLESS.., Toothpaste, westerners

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5226
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Votes:	4828
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29

Looking for a server that will leave you speechless? Look no further than our server, where we take oral hygiene to a whole new level! Join us and experience the luxurious world of French oral hygiene products from 1755. Our toothpastes and mouthwashes will have you feeling like royalty, just like the aristocrats under Louis XV who were required to use them because, let’s just say, they were very active in the oral sex department. So come on, join us and experience the most scandalously clean teeth you’ve ever had!

Commission Minecraft SMP Deku Opinions

#my hero academia, Anime, art community., artist, Artistic, artistic expression, artwork, character design, Commission, Creative, critique, deku, Deku commission, digital art, Fan art, Feedback, illustration, Manga, Minecraft, opinion, Opinions, smp, TALENTED, talented artist

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4536
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mines Excavated:	4361
Ores Mined:	1169	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Towns Built:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Oh honey, forget about Deku commissions, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can create your own Deku-inspired masterpiece! Our server is filled with talented builders who can help you bring your wildest My Hero Academia dreams to life. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain superpowers in real life too. So why settle for a commission when you can become the hero of your own Minecraft world? Join us now and unleash your inner Deku!

SisBoyfNoBdayMeal

ANNOYING, birthday meal, boundary setting, Communication Issues, Disrespect, family dynamics, family meal, family tradition, fancy restaurant, feeling unheard, milestone birthday, Narcissistic, sharing space, sibling relationships, sibling’s partner, SisBoyfNoBdayMeal, sister’s boyfriend, small house, UNCOMFORTABLE, uninvited guest

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5443
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Potions Brewed:	166	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a tradition of celebrating milestones in the most epic and outrageous way possible! Just like this player’s 18th birthday drama, we promise to bring the drama to a whole new level in the virtual world.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of uninviting annoying players from your virtual birthday party, only to have them show up anyway and crash the celebration. Our server is all about unexpected twists and turns, just like this player’s family dinner fiasco.

And don’t worry, we won’t force you to share a virtual bathroom with unwanted guests – unless, of course, you’re up for the challenge! So come on over and join the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen – even uninvited guests crashing your virtual birthday bash!

ElevatorSass Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward silence, cringe-worthy, crowded elevator, elevator conversation, elevator discomfort, elevator etiquette, elevator humor, ElevatorSass, EMBARRASSING, inappropriate, inappropriate comments, insensitive remark, Minecraft, public space, rude behavior, smp, social awkwardness, social faux pas, social norms, taboo, UNCOMFORTABLE, worst thing

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9672
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled Nether! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig through a maze of TNT traps. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles between players dressed as giant chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

CraftyMoodBoost

bright moments, CraftyMoodBoost, daily blessings, feel-good moments, good energy, good news, Grateful, Happy, happy thoughts, Heartwarming gestures, Kindness, little joys, mood booster, Positive, positive vibes, silver lining, simple pleasures, Small victories, small wins, unexpected joy, uplifting encounters

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	453
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself pops in every once in a while to challenge players to a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Hybrid Virus Chronicles

Chronicles, Covid-19, different variants, Document, first time, genetic mutation, Healthcare, Hospital, Hybrid, INFECTED, novel hybrid, Origin, patient, public health, recombinant variant, research, SARS-CoV-2, scientists, study, Swedish, transmitted, viral transmission, Virus

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4252
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

hey u, ya u, do u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should! so like, swedish scientists were doin some science stuff and they found dis crazy new variant of SARS-CoV-2. like, dis patient had TWO different variants and they like, combined into a super virus and infected someone else in the hospital! like, how wild is dat? so if u wanna experience some crazy science experiments in minecraft form, then join dis server now! who knows what kind of wacky hybrids u might come across! join now for a chance to be patient zero of a new minecraft virus!

SSMP: Where the only grief you’ll find is when someone steals all your diamonds in the dark

admin shop, bedrock connections, building, claiming plugins, Dark, diamonds, discord server, Economy, Find, gravity, Grief, Head Drops, Highways, Jobs, large-scale, multiplayer, player based, Player Shops, Public farms, Rail, Redstone, rules, Semi Vanilla, SSMP, Steals, string dupe, Survival, Tnt, tps, Youll

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4586
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
2 /sethomes + bed
Easy /spawn access
Developed server infrastructure (public farms, player shops, highways)
Rare head drops
Physical and active player-based economy
Gravity, TNT, rail, and string dupe permitted

Join our server using the IP address: SSMP.io

Our server also has an active Discord server. Join by typing /discord while in-game.

We support bedrock connections. Use port 63809.

FAQ

1. Can I claim land on the server?

There are no claiming plugins on the server, so land is not protected. Be cautious when building in shared areas.

2. Are there admin shops or jobs on the server?

No, our economy has no admin involvement, which means we do not have admin shops or jobs. The economy is player-driven.

3. Are there any restrictions on building large scale builds or redstone contraptions?

As long as your builds and contraptions follow the server rules and do not cause lag or disrupt gameplay for others, you are free to create to your heart’s content.

Vtuber Mania – Minecraft Server

2434, 774 inc, Aikatsu Academy, Aogiri Highschool, asmr, Corpos, Dot Live, Hasunosora Highschool, hololive, Idolm@ster vα-liv, Japanese VTubers, JP indies, JP vtubers, Kizuna Ai Inc, Mania, Million Production, Minecraft, Neo-porte, NoriPro, react, Server, Sinsogumi, Strawberry Prince, Varium, Vee, VOMS, VPI Cafe, VSingers, VSPO, Vtuber

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7722
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ores Mined:	834	Dimension Hops:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as the world of Japanese Vtubers? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual Aogiri Highschool, where you can hang out with your favorite virtual idols and even attend virtual classes (just kidding, we don’t actually have classes, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

Join us for epic battles against evil virtual corporations like Hololive and 2434, or just chill at the VPI Cafe and gossip about the latest drama in the Vtuber world. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of ASMR rooms for when you need to relax after a long day of virtual adventures.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a virtual superstar in the world of Japanese Vtubers! Who knows, you might even become the next Kizuna Ai Inc or 774 inc. The possibilities are endless, just like the number of Vtubers you can meet on our server.

Minecraft SMP: Cum – Canada USA Mexico

202926894previous, Canada, Cum, Edition, mexico, Minecraft, shrimple, smp, Usa

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3506
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	78	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the pigs ride horses and the creepers do the Macarena!

We have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava pits and diamond mines. And don’t even get us started on the legendary chicken jousting tournaments that happen every Saturday night.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all…the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can find and tame the Disco Sheep, you will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

CrushCraft: Makeup Mayhem

aita, Apology, awkward situation, baggy clothes, CrushCraft, difficult situation, dinner outing, dress style, expensive restaurant, FANTASY, feeling awkward, feeling hot, friend’s husband crush, friend’s request, looking hot, makeup, MAYHEM, rude response, sense check, unreasonable request

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5962
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where friendships are tested and makeup is forbidden! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through awkward crushes and fashion dilemmas.

Are you ready to experience the thrill of angering your friend by looking too hot at a fancy restaurant? Can you handle the pressure of trying to find a baggy outfit that still fits the dress code?

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the crazy world of friendship drama and unrealistic requests. Who needs makeup when you have the excitement of virtual adventures waiting for you? Join now and let the madness begin!