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JoozBanker Minecraft SMP – “How does the Jooz banking system work so I can download more…”

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7000
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Welcome to our totally legit and not at all sketchy Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to become a virtual billionaire with our revolutionary Jooz banking system.

Our banking system works by having a team of highly trained villagers meticulously counting every virtual coin that comes in and out. They even wear little green visors for that extra touch of professionalism. And don’t worry, we have a backup system in place in case a creeper decides to blow up the main bank.

But wait, there’s more! The value of our currency is backed up by the tears of griefers who have been banned for trying to steal from our precious bank. Their salty tears add that extra flavor to our economy, making it the most stable in all of Minecraft.

So come join us and experience the thrill of downloading more money than you could ever imagine. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky hackers trying to exploit our system. Happy mining!

ToenailTossin’BF griefGONE!

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4951
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9000	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Potions Brewed:	58	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of uncovering hidden secrets and toe-nail biting adventures.

Imagine stumbling upon a box of mysterious items in a virtual closet, only to discover a toenail with polish on it! Will you have the courage to confront the owner and demand they throw it away, or will you embrace the weirdness and keep it as a token of love?

Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like finding a toenail in a box of memories. Who knows what kind of bizarre pranks and sentimental attachments you’ll encounter as you navigate through our pixelated world.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to handle the unexpected twists and turns that await you. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as this one!

BlockBoredomCraft

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9051
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Void Gems Collected:	40
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Say goodbye to the same old same old and join our server for a wild ride of chaos and craziness!

Are you sick of creepers blowing up your hard work? Well on our server, creepers are actually your best friends! They’ll help you mine faster by blowing up blocks for you – talk about explosive efficiency!

Sick of boring old survival mode? Join our server where survival means battling it out with giant mutant chickens and riding on the backs of flying pigs! Who needs boring old zombies and skeletons when you can fight off hordes of killer bunnies instead?

And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts! We’ve hidden diamonds in the most ridiculous places – from the top of the tallest tree to the bottom of the ocean filled with angry squids. Can you find them all before the timer runs out?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

KyivCraft: No Russians Allowed!

2.., 4-year-old boy, Allowed, Bombing, CASUALTIES, Civilian, Conflict, death, eastern europe, international news, kills, Kyiv Oblast, KyivCraft, Military, russia, Russian attack, russians, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6893
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6025	Buildings Constructed:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Endless Night Skies:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! It’s like the Hunger Games but with blocks and stuff. The other day, a Russian attack happened in Kyiv Oblast and it was so intense, 2 peeps died, including a 4-year-old boy. But don’t worry, that won’t happen on our server…probably. Join now for some epic battles and crazy adventures! Plus, we have free virtual snacks for all players. Let’s get blocky!

Bonfire

building, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Questing, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9069
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Grind to obtain epic gear, cosmetics, mounts, pets, and more! Friendly staff and community. We support land claiming and grief rollback. Frequent fun and exciting events. Come say hi! IP: mcbonfire.net

mcbonfire.net:2235

Aegis

+18, 1.20.4, AEGIS, Economy, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9866
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	731781
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Void Armor Forged:	26	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

****18+ Only****1.20.4**** Welcome to the Aegis MMORPG

The AEGIS MMORPG Minecraft Server offers a thrilling multiplayer experience, transforming the classic game into an expansive and immersive RPG world. Key features include:

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Make Peace, Not Wars on BEDROCK EARTH REALM where Factions Fight over Vanilla Cake!

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2582
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

CulverCraft SMP Server Overview

Description
CulverCraft SMP is a building focused, nation based BEDROCK REALM!
Fully Vanilla Minecraft, no mods.
Play however you want! Become a peaceful kingdom, cause a few wars, attempt to take over the world.

What we offer:

Multiple plug-ins to prevent DDOS and hacking.
Authentic gameplay and roleplay.
Server events regarding the server lore.
Active Administrators to make sure nobody messes up your experience.
Active Discord and Minecraft Realm.
Over 1000 members, open 24/7, Vanilla Survival SMP.
Join on any BEDROCK platform!
PLAYERS MUST BE WHITELISTED TO JOIN.

Come and start your nation!

Click the link below for all the details and how to get started : CULVERCRAFT DISCORD SERVER

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join CulverCraft SMP?	You need to be whitelisted to join. Please follow the instructions on our Discord server to get whitelisted.
Is the server modded?	No, CulverCraft SMP is fully Vanilla Minecraft with no mods.
What platforms can I play on?	You can join on any BEDROCK platform.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to the server’s Discord for the full list of rules.

BondCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2871
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about pair bonding? Look no further! Our server is like no other, where virgins can only bond once and the Jews are out to ruin it all. But fear not, because Hitler is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of conspiracy theories and wacky adventures. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial? Join now and see for yourself!

BruceCampbellSMPWinker

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8686
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dimension Hops:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of being unfairly shunned like Bruce Campbell? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate all things wacky and cartoonish! Join us and show off your best winking at the audience style performances while building epic structures and battling mobs.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the server is actually haunted by the ghost of a former player who was obsessed with building giant statues of chickens. Will you be brave enough to face the chicken ghost and claim their creations as your own?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional chicken ghost). Join now and let your inner Bruce Campbell shine!

Momma Drama Craft

Birthday Party, Craft, Drama, family celebration, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family Events, family feud, family gatherings, Family issues, family relationships, family tension, family unity, Momma, sibling rivalry

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4825
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

So, like, my nephew had this totally epic birthday party on this Minecraft server that is off the charts! I didn’t go because his mom (my brother’s wife) is like, so not cool with me. But let me tell you, if I had gone, it would have been a total blast!

I heard that on this server, you can ride pigs into battle against giant zombie chickens. And if you win, you get a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs! How insane is that?!

Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So yeah, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with drama, adventure, and maybe a little family tension, then you gotta join this Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!