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SovllessCraft Minecraft Server

Aesthetics, Appearance, Black, Boring, Buttons.., design, FUNCTIONALITY, innovation, laptop buttons, laptop design, laptop features, laptop trackpad, Laptops, Minecraft, Minimalist, MODERN, Server, silver, Sleek, SovllessCraft, Technology, Trackpad, trend

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5791
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9494	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19

Tired of boring old rectangular laptops? Well, our Minecraft server is the answer to your prayers! We’ve got sovl (whatever that is) galore and trackpad buttons for days. And don’t even get us started on the mystery of who took them away in the first place. Join us and uncover the truth behind the missing sovl in the most outrageous way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DutchCraftin’AITA

aita, Appetizers, bill, coffee, Communication, dating etiquette, dessert, drinks, Dutch, DutchCraftinAITA, first date, friend of a friend, Gender Roles, genuine guy, going Dutch, main course, misunderstanding, paying for myself, Restaurant, separate checks, splitting the bill, Upset

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2745
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of going on dates with guys who expect you to foot the bill for their expensive meals? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that all players will split the virtual bill equally, so you never have to worry about being stuck with a hefty tab.

Join us for a hilarious adventure where you can build your dream restaurant and invite all your friends for a virtual feast. Just make sure to communicate with your fellow players about who is paying for what, or you might end up with a virtual bill that’s way out of your budget.

Don’t let dating drama ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and enjoy a stress-free environment where everyone pays their fair share. Who knew that Minecraft could teach us valuable lessons about sharing the costs of a meal? See you in the game!

PrankCallCraft: Make Steve do the Chicken Dance!

accomplish, call anyone, chicken, command, control, craziest thing, Dance, DO WHATEVER, dream, FANTASY, influence, Magic, Manipulation, obey, once in a lifetime, opportunity, phone call, power, PrankCallCraft, steve, Unlimited, wish, world

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4781
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Endless Night Skies:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you have the power to make anyone in the world your personal puppet! Need your boss to do the chicken dance during a Zoom meeting? Just give them a call on our server and watch the hilarity unfold. Want to see your favorite celebrity reenact scenes from your favorite movie? Just dial them up and make it happen!

Join our server and experience the ultimate power trip as you control the actions of anyone you choose. The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed. So come on in and start pulling the strings on the world around you!

KharkivCraft: Russian Ruckus

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, fresh attacks, gathering forces, international relations, Invasion, Kharkiv Oblast, KharkivCraft, Kremlin, Military, mobilization, provocation, Ruckus, russia, Russian, SECURITY, Tensions, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9543
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

LOL YO THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WAR ZONE BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS INSTEAD OF GUNS AND BOMBS. JOIN US AND HELP US FIGHT OFF THE EVIL RUSSIAN FORCES IN KHARKIV OBLAST. WE NEED ALL THE BLOCKY SOLDIERS WE CAN GET TO PROTECT OUR LAND FROM THE INVADERS. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD. COME JOIN US AND BECOME A HERO IN THIS EPIC MINECRAFT BATTLE!

CranCraft: 54% Less UTIs!

Bacteria, bacteria prevention, bladder health, Cranberries, cranberry benefits, cranberry consumption, Cranberry juice, cranberry research, cranberry studies, CranCraft, health benefits, infection risk, meta analysis, natural remedy, participants, Prevention, urinary health, urinary tract infections, urinary tract walls, UTIs, worldwide

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4254
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ores Mined:	6949	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of getting them nasty UTIs all the time? Well, have no fear, cuz we got the solution for ya! Join our EPIC Minecraft server and drink cranberry juice while you play to reduce your chances of getting a UTI by 54%!

We did a study with 3091 players from all over the world and found out that cranberries prevent bacteria from sticking to your urinary tract walls. So, come on over and play on our server while sippin’ on some cranberry juice to keep those UTIs away!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get a special power-up that turns all the mobs into giant cranberries! Imagine fighting off a horde of cranberry zombies with your trusty diamond sword – it’s gonna be wild!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to UTIs forever! It’s gonna be a berry good time, trust us!

IsraelDBZMeetupMCServer

Anime, coming up, Community, convention, Country, Cultural, dbz, Entertainment, Event, EXCITEMENT, Fan, Fun, Gathering, International, Israel, IsraelDBZMeetupMCServer, local ], Manga, Meetup, networking, Social

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6459
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Alien Abductions:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Crops Grown:	7309	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	5367	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry in your country? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds every time you feed it a carrot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Nether portal that leads to a dimension filled with flying pigs and rainbow-colored lava.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

KawaiiClothesCraft Minecraft Server

Confidence, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, kawaii fashion, KawaiiClothesCraft, Masculinity, Minecraft, self actualization, self compassion, self esteem, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, self-validation, Server, societal expectations

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5423
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Enchantments Applied:	94	Chimeras Created:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Are you tired of feeling emasculated because you sell kawaii clothes for a living? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate fashionista warrior! Show off your stylish armor and slay dragons in the trendiest outfits. Who says you can’t be fabulous and fierce at the same time? Join now and unleash your inner fashionista warrior!

BabyFeed Minecraft Server

advice, baby, BabyFeed, Boyfriend, clothes, daycare, Essentials, Expenses, financial assistance, Formula, income, makeup artist, maternity leave, Minecraft, MONEY, Niece, Pregnancy, Server, sister, Stable, Support, tough love

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	382
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5594
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Emeralds Found:	3856	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server and experience the thrill of family feuds and financial woes in a virtual world!

Witness the epic saga of a young makeup artist who decided to have a baby without a stable income. Will her boyfriend’s 50k a year salary be enough to support them? Or will you have to pitch in to help buy formula and baby clothes for her virtual niece?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense debates about financial responsibility and family dynamics. Will you be the hero who lends a helping hand, or the villain who stands their ground and says enough is enough?

Join our server now and dive into the chaotic world of virtual family drama! Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have this level of excitement?

WeddingCraftMomBoss

challenging relationships, Communication Issues, custody battles, Emotional Abuse, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family estrangement, family trauma, in-law drama, mother-in-law, Motherhood, parenting struggles, Resentment, rewards and consequences, sibling bonding, toxic relationship, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest etiquette, WeddingCraftMomBoss

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1874
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your in-laws? Look no further! Join our server where you can act as the parent of the groom, even if you’re not related! Our server is filled with drama, just like a soap opera.

Become the head of the household at the ripe old age of 10, just like our server owner did! Deal with a cold and distant mother figure who wishes you were never born – it’s just like playing on hard mode in Minecraft.

Experience the thrill of trying to win custody of your siblings, only to be denied because your mom’s household is financially stable. It’s like a custody battle mini-game within the game!

And if that’s not enough, we have grocery store encounters with estranged family members and petty arguments that will make you feel right at home. Join our server today and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy Minecraft world!

Ex-Boyfriend/Girlfriend Minecraft Server

bittersweet, Breakup, college, ex, ExBoyfriendGirlfriend, first boyfriend, first girlfriend, first love, HEARTBREAK, high school, long distance, lost contact, lost love, Memories, Minecraft, moving on, Nostalgia, old flame, past love, relationship, Server, teenage romance, young love

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1578
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3797
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Are you tired of being heartbroken in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server and find love in the pixelated world! Our server is filled with eligible blocky bachelors and bachelorettes just waiting to build a relationship with you. Who needs Tinder when you can mine for diamonds together? Plus, if things don’t work out, you can just block them (literally) and move on to the next player. Join now and say goodbye to real-life heartbreak!