New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • GutCraft: Mini-Guts Lab!

    GutCraft: Mini-Guts Lab!
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 5937
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 27 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Treasure Maps Found: 11
    Gods Slained: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Chimeras Created: 1

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    yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got scientists growin’ mini-guts in da lab! like, whoa, u can learn all bout Crohn’s disease and inflammatory bowel disease while playin’ minecraft, how cool is dat? plus, we got these wild “switches” that modify DNA in gut cells, like some next level stuff, man. join now for a gut-bustin’ good time!

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  • Baseball vs. Business Minecraft Server

    Baseball vs. Business Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 7093
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Farms Harvested: 291
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21 Dragon Scales Harvested: 368

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of balancing work and family life just like the dad in this story! Join us for some epic adventures and build a virtual world where you can be there for your kids’ baseball games, dance recitals, art shows, and soccer games all at the same time!

    Forget about missing out on important moments in your kids’ lives, on our server, you can be the ultimate super dad/mom and show up for every event with just a click of a button. No more guilt trips from your virtual spouse about missing out on family time – because in our Minecraft world, you can have it all!

    Join now and experience the joy of being present for your kids while still climbing the corporate ladder in style. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have it all in the virtual world? Don’t be the asshole dad in this story, join our server and be the hero your kids deserve!

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  • MineCraftBachBash

    MineCraftBachBash
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 3748
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free and full of friendship? Look no further than our server, where even the most scandalous situations get resolved with a happy ending!

    Join us for a wild ride of hijab drama, Christian fiance apologies, and a bride who just can’t seem to keep her photos straight. Our server is the place to be for all the juicy gossip and heartwarming resolutions you never knew you needed in your Minecraft experience.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of a community where friendships last two decades and weddings are a regular occurrence. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a hijab controversy that ends in a heart-to-heart chat and a promise to keep it in the past.

    So come on down to our server and join in on the fun – because where else can you find such outrageous stories and heartwarming endings in the world of Minecraft?

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  • CraftyPleasureLand

    CraftyPleasureLand
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 2375
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Emeralds Found: 4922
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 48 Enchantments Applied: 171
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 5

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos in the most non-sexually pleasurable way possible? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground society of dancing pigs. Our server is like no other, with hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even the occasional enchanted rubber ducky.

    But that’s not all! We also have epic PvP battles where you can duel against other players using nothing but a carrot on a stick. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take on our custom-built parkour course that will test your skills and sanity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most non-sexually pleasurable Minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • VisaFreeCraft93

    VisaFreeCraft93
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 1413
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 14
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20 Wilderness Tamed: 13
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Void Gems Collected: 20 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Emeralds Found: 6471 Epic Quests Completed: 11
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5

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    omg u guys u need to join this minecraft server its like thailand but without the pesky visas u can just come on in and start building ur dream castle or whatever u want like u dont even need a passport just log in and start playing like how cool is that u can be from any of the 93 nations that thailand is like come on in and join the fun like u dont wanna miss out on this epic adventure trust me u will have the time of ur life building and exploring and making new friends like u might even find a hidden treasure or something like who knows what could happen on this wild server just join already u wont regret it i promise lol.

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  • NerdyCraft: Where Glasses Are Cool

    NerdyCraft: Where Glasses Are Cool
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 1585
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Zombie Dances: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25

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    join our epic minecraft server where we wear smart glasses and bully kids who don’t have them. u dont wanna be the loser without glasses, do u? come join us and be part of the cool kids club. we have epic battles and crazy adventures, all while looking super smart and stylish with our glasses. don’t be a loser, join our server now and show off your coolness with your smart glasses.

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  • Technical Nutjobs: Vanilla Minecraft Madness – Join now for a long-term journey on 1.20.4!

    Technical Nutjobs: Vanilla Minecraft Madness – Join now for a long-term journey on 1.20.4!
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 1704
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 694768 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

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    Technut Minecraft Server Overview

    What Is Technut?
    When did the server start/reset?
    Technut First opened its doors on 20th March 2024!
    What type of players are we looking for?
    We are looking for players with a high amount of motivation and dedication for high effort and long-term projects, as well as players who show a strong drive for community interaction and love the more technical side of Minecraft, whether it be through building or redstone/farming & machinery.
    How can I apply?
    Apply through our Discord here! Or, view our website here & see our current projects and dynmap!

    FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

    1. How can I join the Technut Minecraft server?

    To join the Technut server, you can apply through our Discord server or visit our website to learn more about the application process.

    2. What makes Technut different from other Minecraft servers?

    Technut is unique in its focus on high standards of projects and accomplishments, as well as its community-based approach. We value dedication, motivation, and technical expertise in our players.

    3. Are there any specific requirements to join the Technut server?

    We look for players who are motivated, dedicated, and enjoy community interaction. Players with a love for the technical side of Minecraft, such as building, redstone, farming, and machinery, are a great fit for our server.

    4. Can I suggest or contribute to projects on the Technut server?

    Absolutely! We encourage players to get involved in projects and events on the server. Your contributions and suggestions are highly valued in our community.

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  • Cute Russian Propaganda Minecraft Server

    Cute Russian Propaganda Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 8709
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Mines Excavated: 4251 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 10
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Astral Amulets Crafted: 36
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 29
    Void Gems Collected: 39 Reality Warps Survived: 1

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server where our little Russian propaganda can’t be this cute! Join us for a wild ride filled with adorable Soviet-themed builds and mischievous communist penguins.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a dancing bear in a ushanka hat. The bear led them to a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and vodka. And that player? They became the richest player on the server, all thanks to our cute Russian propaganda.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of rebellious potato farmers who are constantly at war with the evil capitalist pigs. Join their cause and fight for the glory of Mother Russia!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server where our little Russian propaganda can’t be this cute, and let the craziness begin!

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  • HoloBRATS Minecraft Server

    HoloBRATS Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 3180
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12 Enchantments Applied: 235
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Magic Crystals Found: 22
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 24 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is introducing a special branch called HoloBRATS! These vtubers are like the Powerpuff Girls on steroids, ready to bring some serious fun to your Minecraft experience.

    But wait, there’s more! These HoloBRATS will be exclusively on Youtube Kids, because let’s face it, regular vtubers are so last season. We believe in bringing the whole family together through Minecraft, so get ready for some wholesome family fun!

    Join our server now and witness the chaos unfold as these pint-sized vtubers take over the Minecraft world. Who knows what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next? One thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the HoloBRATS craze!

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  • CraftyClub Minecraft Server

    CraftyClub Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 1320
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 13 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3

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    Are you tired of real-life drama and financial burdens? Do you want to escape the chaos and dive into a world of endless possibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join our server and leave your real-life problems behind. No need to worry about bankruptcy or overspending here – our virtual world is full of adventure, creativity, and fun!

    Forget about demanding clubs and financial burdens, join us and let your imagination run wild. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs with your friends. Who needs real-life friends when you can make lifelong companions in our Minecraft community?

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun to mine diamonds than to worry about paying $300 to save a failing club. Let’s craft our way to happiness together!

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  • ParentalAnnivDanceGate

    ParentalAnnivDanceGate
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 3495
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Dragon Scales Harvested: 310
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Glorious Feasts Held: 19

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of special moments? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to interrupt your first dance with a surprise anniversary dance for your parents! Join us for a wedding-free experience filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and no unwanted interruptions from meddling family members. Trust us, you won’t find any anniversary dances here, only pure, uninterrupted fun! So come join us and leave the drama at the door – unless it’s in-game drama, then bring it on!

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