Welcome to our Minecraft server, where getting the wrong item is just part of the fun! Just like the OP’s dad, we love to surprise our players with random items and versions of what they asked for. You want diamonds? Here’s a stack of dirt! You asked for a castle? How about a tiny shack made of cobblestone!
But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Just like the OP’s dad, we believe that it’s the thought that counts, even if we completely mess up your request. And if you dare to complain, we’ll just tell you that you’re being ungrateful and rude, just like the OP’s dad did!
Join our server for a unique and unpredictable gaming experience. Who knows what surprises await you? Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or at least that’s what we’ll tell you when we give you a stack of gravel instead of diamonds.
We are a whitelisted, semi-vanilla server with minimal plugins, focusing on playing together as a relaxed community. Our server launched on 23 March 2024. Features include no teleportation, claims, McMMO, events, permanent map with no resets, and custom world generation using TerraformGenerator.
Are you tired of the same old Pokemon adventures? Well, join our Minecraft server and find out what really happened to Lillie, the supposed new face of Pokemon! Rumor has it she got tired of battling and decided to become a professional llama farmer in our virtual world. But beware, her llamas are not your average farm animals – they shoot fireballs from their mouths and can fly! Join now for a chance to ride one of Lillie’s legendary llamas and embark on a wild journey through pixelated landscapes filled with mystery and hilarity. Who needs Pokemon when you have fire-breathing llamas? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the drama goes down! Join us and witness the epic showdown between Moona and Kronii as they throw shades at each other’s woman moments. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary battle of the flying pigs versus the dancing llamas. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken who only speaks in puns? Trust us, you won’t find that anywhere else.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy world we’ve created.
Are you tired of being deceived by people wearing makeup? Join our Minecraft server where makeup is banned because we believe in keeping it real! No more false advertising or trickery, just pure unfiltered faces and fun gameplay. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghosts of makeup artists who are seeking revenge for being banned. Join if you dare!
Are you tired of getting ghosted by 4chan femanons? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about being left on read again! Our community is filled with friendly players who will always respond to your messages, no matter how weird or creepy they may be.
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while also potentially finding your future e-girlfriend (or e-boyfriend, we don’t judge). Who needs 4chan when you have a whole server of potential soulmates waiting for you?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to being ghosted by 4chan femanons forever!
Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience.
Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in the middle of a battle with a horde of zombie chickens. But don’t worry, our server has special weapons like exploding pickaxes and rainbow swords to help you defeat them.
And if that’s not wild enough for you, how about a quest to find the legendary cheeseburger of power? Rumor has it that whoever eats it gains superhuman abilities and becomes the ruler of the server. Are you up for the challenge?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most bizarre and hilarious NPCs you’ll ever meet. From a talking llama who only speaks in puns to a dancing creeper who loves to break it down, you’ll never know what to expect next.
So come join us on our server for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs to go outside when you can have this much fun from the comfort of your own home? See you there, gamers!
Are you tired of mining for diamonds and iron all day in Minecraft? Well, come join our server where drugs are decriminalized and the only punishment is for those who sell dangerous drugs!
Imagine a world where you can craft potions that give you super speed, strength, and even the ability to fly! Our server is a drug-friendly paradise where you can explore new realms and battle mobs while under the influence of your favorite potions.
But beware, selling dangerous drugs like “Creeper Crack” or “Zombie Dust” will result in being banished to the Nether forever! So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only thing more addictive than the game itself is our drug-infused adventures!
Welcome to the most chaotic and kooky Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and let the local slutty bratty little Rain Shaman, Kobo Kanaeru, be your guide through a world of madness and mayhem.
With Kobo Kanaeru at your service, you’ll never have a dull moment as you explore the craziest builds and embark on wild adventures. Need a sun to shine your day? Kobo Kanaeru has got you covered, ehe~ ;D
But that’s not all! Join us for karaoke nights where you can belt out your favorite tunes, or dive into original songs that will have you dancing in your seat. And don’t forget to check out our fan art, memes, and fan name hashtags – #Kobokerz for life!
So why wait? Dive into the madness and join us on this outrageous Minecraft server where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even encounter the legendary Kobo Kanaeru herself, ready to lead you on the adventure of a lifetime. See you there!
