| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 3729 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 870928 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 188 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
MineVerse SMP
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| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 6448 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 2660 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild Rurudo appears, serenading you with a cover that will make your pickaxe drop. Or how about a showdown with the Bishoujo Muzai Pirates, where the only booty they’re after is your precious loot?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary 3rd Generation girls band, who rock out in 3D live performances that will blow your mind. And don’t even get us started on the Second World Trailer – it’s like stepping into a whole new dimension of craziness.
So why wait? Join us now and become part of the madness. Who knows, you might even stumble upon Marine herself, leading a parade of Umisea creatures in a dance that will make your avatar bust a move. It’s all happening here, only on our insane Minecraft server. See you there, if you dare!
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 1421 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 470 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 33 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 294 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also ride on flying pigs, battle zombie chickens, and build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and a talking llama who tells dad jokes.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in a virtual world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but who cares when you’re having this much fun)!
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 1073 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 32 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 9997 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Farms Harvested: | 159 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 23 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4550 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
Join us and experience the divine protection of the Almighty as you build your blocky empire. No more worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work or accidentally hitting a zombie pigman in the Nether. Just call out to the Lord and watch as your character is miraculously saved from certain doom.
But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be protected from in-game disasters, but you’ll also receive blessings of epic loot drops and enchanted gear. It’s like having a divine cheat code activated just for you!
So why wait until it’s too late? Join our server now and start your journey to salvation and epic Minecraft adventures. And remember, the Lord works in mysterious ways, especially when it comes to pixelated worlds.
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 7879 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 8 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 19 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 100 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 2674 |
And if you think building a kingdom in Minecraft is a drag, think again! Our server will have you ruling over your own kingdom in just 20 volumes – I mean, minutes. But be warned, just like Conan, there may be some unexpected twists and turns along the way.
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a few mysteries to solve. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking the ultimate power in Minecraft!
| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 1790 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 30 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6305 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained ninja penguins who will stop at nothing to make sure you have the best time of your life in Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the server where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.
But wait, there’s more! We have custom-made mini-games that will test your skills and challenge your wit. From parkour courses that will make you question your sanity to PvP battles that will leave you breathless, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us at the CINEMASSACRE PODCAST for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 7446 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 133 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 23 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2643 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 42 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
Join our server for a chance to experience the power of Polish genes in action. Your character will be imbued with superhuman strength, the ability to speak fluent Polish (even if you’ve never studied the language), and an insatiable craving for kielbasa. Plus, every time you mine a block, a disco ball drops from the sky and starts playing a polka remix of your favorite song.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Polish Minecart Races. Strap in and hold on tight as you zoom through twisting tunnels and loop-de-loops, all while dodging flying pierogis and giant bottles of vodka. The winner gets a lifetime supply of kielbasa and bragging rights as the fastest miner in all of Minecraft.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic of Polish genes for yourself. Trust us, once you go Polish, you’ll never go back!
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 9348 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 26 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Join us for epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and flex on all the noobs. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? We got you covered. Need to tame a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding? We got that too.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. And if you win, you get a diamond-encrusted sword that shoots lasers.
So what are you waiting for? Join us in July for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity! See you there, blockheads!
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 3621 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Votes: | 9189 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 40 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 167 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 |
Join our server for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and ridiculous shenanigans. We have a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players can find, and rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest at the end of it filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, the rollercoaster is haunted by a ghostly chicken that will peck you to death if you’re not careful.
If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a PvP arena where players battle it out on flying pigs armed with carrot swords. It’s chaos, it’s ridiculous, and it’s absolutely hilarious. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course).
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 548 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 20 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
