MineTimeMachine Minecraft Servers

MineTimeMachine Minecraft Servers

  • MineTimeMachine

    MineTimeMachine
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 5622
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Zombie Dances: 7 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Runes Activated: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Eternal Flames Captured: 6

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    Hey there, young Minecraft enthusiast! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right!

    Join our server and you’ll never look back. We’ve got a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Trust us, your younger self would thank you for it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RegretCraft: Oopsies & Blunders

    RegretCraft: Oopsies & Blunders
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 5015
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Mythical Relics Collected: 10
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that had unicorns as mounts, diamond armor that made you invincible, and a secret underground base filled with treasure? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll be missing out on if you don’t join our server! Don’t let your biggest regret be missing out on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyPixel Minecraft Server

    CraftyPixel Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 322
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 28 Void Gems Collected: 31
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8334 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, haniyeh rejected billions and a palestinian state, son reveals! like, what even is that?! come join us and uncover the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures and battling crazy monsters! who needs billions when u can have blocks?! join now for the ultimate adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Insomniac’s Realm

    Crafty Insomniac’s Realm
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 5337
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Potions Brewed: 87
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the wildest adventures that will keep you up all night!

    Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?

    So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PlayHostServers

    PlayHostServers
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 8890
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Alien Abductions: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 11
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Realm/Server/World: Server – PLAYHOST.SERVERS

    Number of players: 30+

    Length of Play Session (MUST be actively playing): 1 hour+

    Gametype: Survival | No Griefing/Steal (no cheating allowed) | good plugins

    Language: English

    Availabe now you can join anytime & invite your friends

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    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • “Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

    “Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 4870
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Towns Built: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    ABOUT US
    The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!
    Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.
    MODS & TWEAKS
    We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!
    APPLICATION
    Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

    FAQ Questions & Answers

    Question Answer
    What is the age requirement to join the server? Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
    Can I use mods on the server? Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
    How can I apply to join the server? Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

    Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 1553
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Magic Items Found: 5512 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 79 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
    Runes Activated: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

    Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

    Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

    D I M E S   M i n e c r a f t   S M P
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 3954
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Mines Excavated: 4911 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 104 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

    Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

    Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

    CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 5841
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 92 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Epic Weapons Forged: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

    We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

    Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

    HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 917
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Ores Mined: 4729
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Runes Activated: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

    Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

    And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

    PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 2287
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

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    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

    Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

    So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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