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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 4226 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Join us for a gaming experience that’s as controversial as serving a pot pie with hatch chilies and kale. Who needs traditional ingredients like peas and carrots when you can have a Minecraft server that’s as bold and daring as my savory pie crust with cheddar and black pepper?
Don’t be like Frank and get stuck in your old ways – embrace the chaos and creativity of our server. You never know what you’ll find around the next corner, just like you never know what I’ll put in my next pot pie. So come join us and let your imagination run wild – just like my pot pie recipe!