Hello Miners City Build Fun!

rich server history, BUILD, smp, creative architectural designs, city

Welcome to HelloMiners!

Server Info:

IP: play.hellominers.com
Type: Modern city economy server
Map Age: Since 2012
Players: 500+ player-built cities & businesses
Funding: Backed by a rich dude
Features: Plot build server, unique mobs and items

What’s Cool?

Old Map: The map has been around for over a decade. Tons of cities, some run by the server, most by players.
Rich Support: A millionaire has kept this server alive since 2011. He’s not playing much now, but his cash keeps the fun going.

Join the Fun!

Check out the HelloMiners Forums for more info and to connect with other players!

Get ready to build, trade, and explore in a city made by players, for players!

Astro Towny Odyssey

Minigames, 1.21, miners, Server, Towny

Astraodyssey

Astraodyssey is a mix of both towny and a minigames server. Running on 1.21 and up, we can satisfy both pvpers and miners needs alike!

66.70.164.249:25566

The Ultimate Civilization Experience – WorldBuilders SMP – Shape History, Build Empires, Create Legends

Discord, miners, BUILD, Server, History

WorldBuilders Minecraft Server

Key Features	Create or join a civilization, Run a business, Farmers & miners economy, Wage wars or broker peace, Discover hidden lore & ancient ruins, Players create lore, Paradise for content creators
Gameplay Mechanics	Civilization-building, Economy management, Diplomacy, Lore exploration, Player-driven storytelling
Community Aspects	Player-driven history, Collaborative world-building, Active Discord community
Discord	Join the Discord Server
Server IP	srv639804.hstgr.cloud:25567 – Version 1.21.1

FAQ

How do I join a civilization?

To join a civilization, interact with existing players in-game or on Discord to find one that aligns with your playstyle and goals.

Can I start my own business?

Absolutely! Set up shops, control trade routes, and become a successful entrepreneur in the world of WorldBuilders.

Are wars a common occurrence on the server?

Wars can happen, but diplomacy and peace negotiations are also encouraged to maintain a balanced and engaging gameplay experience.

How can I contribute to the lore of the world?

Your actions in-game, interactions with other players, and creative storytelling can all contribute to shaping the lore and history of the server.

CC Miners Fun Zone

Spanish, Discord, Network, miners, characteristics

Cc Miners Network

Network in Spanish 100% enter and have fun playing with us in several modalities! Survival available, soon more characteristics Stay on our discord 1.20

mc.ccminers.cc

Breadcraft Survival Allies

Survival, Dynmap, Diverse Community, Friends, Streamer

Breadcraft Survival

Welcome to Breadcraft Survival!

We are a new server for all miners and crafters out there.

Breadcraft is a cool SMP where players from all over the world can join in.

We’re a friendly bunch and welcome everyone to join us!

Pick a team and get access to a private chat and voice chat room.

Your team members are your buddies, the others are your foes!

We love content creators and tech-savvy players, so if you make videos or love big farms, this is the place for you!

Join our Discord: Breadcraft Survival Discord and check out our dynmap: Breadcraft Survival Friends or Enemies.

We can’t wait to see you in the game!

game-epyc-02.etheron.eu:38558

Misguided Miners: Minecraft SMP

signs of lack of discipline, red flags in social behavior, traits of miseducation, signs of neglect in upbringing, Minecraft

🎮😎 Welcome to the most absolutely bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ll ever LOL at!!! You ever wanted to play Minecraft AND experience the wildest ride of your life? Well, this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft server (unless your grandma is a dragon-taming wizard – then she might fit right in)!

Firstly, you’ll never believe the backstory of our server! Legend has it, it was created by a cult of llamas who demanded the finest diamond tacos! Yep, you heard that right! If you don’t join, you might wake up one day to find a llama on your pillow, staring at you with those judgemental eyes! I’ve seen it happen! 👀

And don’t get me STARTED on the players! You want outrageous? We’ve got players who think crafting a cake is a form of dark magic. Last week, Timmy tried to summon the Nether just to bake cookies. Spoiler: 10 WITHER SKELETONS showed up instead! 😂 Now Timmy is on a quest to collect them all like Pokémon. That’s right, we play Minecraft like it’s Pokémon Go now! Who needs rules?

Oh and speaking of chaos, we have a literal “Creeper Rain” day where every Tuesday, creepers just fall from the sky like it’s some twisted birthday party, and if you don’t get blown up at least once, you’re officially a wuss! Bring your best armor and maybe a therapist.

We also have this insane redstone inventor named Bob – he once built a machine that turns your mom’s voice into cat noises! I swear, he’s working on a contraption that cures boredom by exploding every 5 minutes. So come prepared for both laughs and possible existential dread.

Join us for the weekly “Defend the Cow” tournament where you have to protect the sacred moo-ing beast from wave after wave of pixelated hunger-intoxicated zombies wanting cheeseburgers. If you fail, you get banned to “The Nether of Bad Builds” where you have to live in a house made of mud blocks for a week. 🙈

Seriously, if you’re tired of boring adult life, dive into this craziness because I promise you’ll leave with a new friendship, existential crisis, and possibly a llama on your shoulder. 😂🐑

So what are you waiting for? Your mom’s approval? Pfft! Join this ridiculous Minecraft SMP today before it gets taken down by the llama overlords! 🦙🔥

Reddit Grotto: Memes & Miners!

changes in social media, social media fatigue, reddit vs instagram, memes, discussions on reddit

🌍✨ Welcome to the Wildest Minecraft Server You Never Knew You Needed! ✨🌍

Are you tired of scrolling through Reddit only to find an endless parade of cat memes, cryptocurrency bros, and existential crises? Do you yearn for adventure in a pixelated paradise rather than a sea of overly filtered selfies? Well, buckle up, because we’ve got a server that will blow your mind (and possibly your diamond pickaxe)!

🚀 Reason #1: The Great Block Caper of 2023! Join us as we unravel the greatest mystery to ever hit the Minecraft dimension: What happened to all that missing obsidian?! Legend has it that a rogue Enderman is hoarding it all to build a portal to a dimension filled with infinite cake. Get in on the epic quest to reclaim the blocks, and you might just gain access to the morning-only cake dimension. (Warning: Cake may contain existential crumbs!)

🐉 Reason #2: Dragons or Just Really Big Chickens? While other servers are busy with their mundane mobs, ours is home to the legendary Chickendragons! No one knows if they’re overgrown poultry with a flair for dramatic entrances or actual dragons that just really love corn. Join our weekly "Chicken Rodeo" where you’ll lasso and ride these fowl beasts into battle against the dreaded KFC overlords who are trying to infiltrate our realm!

💎 Reason #3: Craft an Infinite Supply of Infinite Supply! Ever wished you could create a crafting table that crafts itself? Well, wish granted! Join us to summon the Curse of the Self-Crafting Table, a glitch so powerful it has the potential to make you the overlord of all things crafted. Just don’t ask the villagers about it—they tend to get a bit… too excited and might start a civil war over who gets the first enchanted diamond hammer!

🌌 Reason #4: The Great Cosmic Bed Wars! Ever wondered who the ultimate bed builder is? Join us for the annual Cosmic Bed Wars, where we build beds in zero gravity while battling pixelated asteroids for supremacy! The last player standing gets to keep their bed—no one told them it was set to self-destruct!

🦄 Reason #5: Sign Up for the "What If?" Chronicles! Ever had an intense debate about whether Steve would win in a fistfight against a zombie with a full set of diamond armor? On our server, your wildest "What If?" scenarios can come to life! Join us for spontaneous “What If?” challenges that can involve anything from racing llamas to mob rodeos—because let’s be real, who doesn’t want to ride a cow into the sunset while debating the merits of netherite vs. gold?

So, if you’re ready to escape the mundane digital landscapes of social media and dive headfirst into a world of absolute hilarity, outrageous adventures, and creative chaos, we’re waiting for you! Jump into our server and prepare for the most ludicrously entertaining Minecraft experience of your life! Remember, in our realm, if it sounds crazy, it’s probably just Tuesday! 🌈🛡️

Here are some modern Minecraft server name ideas: 1. Chastity And Crafting 2. The Obedient Minecrafters 3. Cuckold’s Creative Realm 4. Serving Through Survival 5. Chiseled Hearts And Blocks 6. The Modern Cuckhold Society 7. Strapped In Survival World 8. Loyal Miners United 9. The Crafting Submissive 10. Edgy Blocks And Bonds Feel free to mix and match elements from these suggestions!

United, obedient cuck, erectile dysfunction solutions, Suggestions, cuckold lifestyle

Welcome to the End of Your Sanity – The Minecraft Server That Defies All Logic!

Are you ready to plunge into a pit of existential dread wrapped in blocky graphics? They say this server is the best worst experience you might ever have! You’ll build towers of despair and mine through the voids of your own confusion! Many claim it’s a portal to another dimension, or maybe just your mom’s basement! Join now, or risk missing the most… unique adventure in the universe! FACT: The blockier the world, the blurrier the lines between reality and *whatever this is!*

Server Features that Make You Question Your Existence!

Feature	Description
Infinite Pointless Grinding	Mining for eternity without the satisfaction of productive output. Like life, but worse!
Haunted Crafting Tables	Every time you fabricate an item, it screams your insecurities back at you!
Creative Mode of Despair	Create anything, including your regrets. Be the architect of your doom!
Chastity Chests	Items are locked until you prove your worth by crying at the moon!
Zombie Girlfriends	Every girlfriend is a zombie. Kiss them only after they’ve devoured other players!

FAQ: Answers That Leave You More Confused!

Q: How do I join the server? A: You may need to speak to the shadows that dance in your peripheral vision; they know the keys.

Q: What are the server rules? A: There are no rules… unless you accidentally make eye contact with your character’s reflection. Then it’s instant banishment!

Q: Can I trust the other players? A: Trust is a construct of the Japanese broccoli universe, which doesn’t exist here. Treat everyone like they’re your long-lost twin but also a dentist.

Random Quotes from the Void:

“I shave her pussy before she fucks other guys.”
“own fucking machine. what else are you cucks doing?”
“always kiss her after she’s sucked dick… and eat her pussy.”

Join us now or risk becoming just another block in the grand canvas of absurdity!

Thankful Miners United

thankful, United, acknowledgment, gratitude habit, Gratitude

join our epic minecraft server where pigs fly and cows dance to dubstep music all day long. we have a secret hidden treasure that only the most skilled players can find, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. if you join now, you will get a pet zombie that does the moonwalk every time you feed it rotten flesh. our community is filled with friendly players who will help you build the most epic castle made out of diamond blocks and rainbow sheep. so come on, join us and thank us in advance for the best minecraft experience of your life.

Altheria Worldbuilding

Worldbuilding, netherite, Economy, few weeks ago, miners

Altheria Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Geopolitical
Features	Create towns, build economies, engage in wars and alliances
Server Age	New (launched a few weeks ago)
Join Nation	Pyuku

Altheria Minecraft Server FAQ

1. What is the server type?

Altheria is a geopolitical-style server where players can create towns, build economies, and go into wars and alliances.

2. How old is the server?

The server was launched only a few weeks ago, so it is relatively new.

3. What is the nation to join?

You can join the nation Pyuku on the server.

4. What rewards are offered for joining Pyuku?

Members of Pyuku are offered netherite, access to a mob grinder, gear, and more.

5. What type of players are you looking for?

The server is looking for builders, miners, and PVPers to join Pyuku.

6. Where can I join Pyuku?

You can join Pyuku on the server through the Discord link provided: Join Pyuku