Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s more chaotic than your boyfriend’s mom reorganizing your closet without permission! We promise not to touch your stuff without asking first, unlike some people we know cough cough.
Explore our server and discover hidden treasures, build epic structures, and battle mobs with your friends. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret room full of your boyfriend’s mom’s cleaning supplies.
Don’t worry, we won’t clean your house or watch your cats while you’re away, but we will provide endless entertainment and laughs. So come join us and leave the drama at home – unless you want to reenact the great closet reorganization of 2021 in Minecraft form!
On our server, we have a strict ban on boring sayings like “it is what it is” and instead encourage players to come up with their own hilarious catchphrases. Want to yell “potato salad” every time you find diamonds? Go for it! Feel like shouting “banana hammock” whenever you defeat a boss? We support that too!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and clucks orders at all who dare challenge him. Join us and witness epic battles between players and the Chicken King as they compete for the title of Supreme Poultry Overlord.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to boring phrases forever!
We got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and villagers that sell you enchanted diamond pickaxes for the low, low price of one rotten potato.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies. Trust me, they’ve got some killer dance moves.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs. Yeah, you heard me right. GOLDEN EGGS.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic, wacky, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t be a noob, be a legend!
Minecraft game server
ktcube.ix.tc
| SERVER IP | PLAY.SPONGECRAFT.NET |
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| Features |
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| Towny & Resource World |
| Toggleable keep inventory |
| Custom enchantments and relics |
| Player shops, auction houses, and server shop |
| Events, parkour, and minigames |
| Unique ranking system |
| Fun cosmetics |
| Jobs and level-up perks |
| Survival and vote crates |
| About Us |
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| SpongeCraft is a community with a focus on building, community, and projects. We host events and have an active Discord. |
| Rules |
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| No griefing, trolling, hacking, or inappropriate behavior. |
| Important Links |
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| PLAY.SPONGECRAFT.NET |
| Discord |
| Dynmap |
Q: Can I grief or troll other players on the server?
A: No, griefing, trolling, and ruining gameplay for others is not allowed on SpongeCraft.
Q: Are there any unfair advantages allowed on the server, such as hacking?
A: No, hacking or abusing unfair advantages is strictly prohibited on SpongeCraft.
Q: What kind of language and behavior is allowed on the server?
A: We aim to keep the server PG-13, so please refrain from using inappropriate language or behavior.
Q: How can I join events and what kind of prizes can I win?
A: You can join events on SpongeCraft by participating in the scheduled activities. Winners can receive in-game prizes and even gift cards at times.
Q: How can I stay updated on server changes and community news?
A: You can stay updated on server changes and community news through our Discord server and by regularly checking our website for announcements.
Our server is like a crazy acid trip where you can ride llamas into battle against zombie chickens.
You’ll never get bored because we have secret dungeons filled with dancing skeletons and treasure chests full of diamonds.
Join us and experience a world where the laws of physics don’t apply and the only limit is your imagination.
Reasons to join our server: 1. Experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and wedding drama just like in the real world. 2. Build your own virtual family and navigate through tricky situations just like in this story. 3. Explore our server and discover secrets and surprises around every corner. 4. Make new friends and enemies as you navigate through the ups and downs of virtual life.
So come join us on our server and experience the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation just as wild as this story.
Join us if you want to break free from the false stereotype that only attractive people are worth your time. On our server, everyone is beautiful in their own unique way, even if your Minecraft skin is just a blocky mess of pixels.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of supermodels who have been banished from the mainstream servers for being too fabulous. Rumor has it they hold the key to unlocking the ultimate diamond armor set, but only those brave enough to join our server will have the chance to find out.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up with the most glamorous and eccentric Minecraft players around? Join us now and let your inner beauty shine!