come join our epic minecraft server where we mine so many minerals that even trump would be impressed! he might even start sending aid to ukraine again just to get a piece of the action! our server is so lit, you’ll be mining diamonds like they’re going out of style. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the rarest minerals and treasures. rumor has it, if you find the hidden chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical minecraft genie. so what are you waiting for? come join us and start mining your way to riches!
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UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server
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MineCrafty Trump’s Aid & Intel Server
so, like, u know how trump is all like “i want to see more than just a minerals deal to restart aid and intel to ukraine”? well, on this minecraft server, u can do more than just mine for minerals, u can mine for DIAMONDS. like, who needs aid and intel when u have DIAMONDS, amirite? join this server for the most epic diamond mining experience ever. plus, u might even run into trump himself, mining for diamonds and building walls. it’s gonna be YUGE. so come join us and make minecraft great again! #diamondsareforever #trumpminingforblocks
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Zelenskyy’s Apology Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how u always wanted to mine for diamonds and stuff in minecraft, right? well, on this server, u gotta make a public apology to zelenskyy before u can even think about getting any minerals! like, how crazy is that?? but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right? come join us and see if u can survive the wild world of minecraft diplomacy! who knows, maybe u’ll even become besties with zelenskyy himself! it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for those sweet, sweet diamonds.
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MineCraftyMinerals Server
so, like, picture this: you’re chillin in this minecraft server, right? and all of a sudden, Zelenskyy shows up in the White House, but then he leaves without signing any minerals deal because there was, like, a huge blowup in the Oval Office! like, what even happened there? anyways, join our server for all the crazy drama and chaos, it’s like a soap opera but in minecraft!IP: ZelenskyyBlowup.About.WhiteHouse
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MineCraftMineralDealFUN
So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the Zelensky of all servers, bro! We got this sick US-Ukraine minerals deal goin’ on, like, it’s a total framework, man. And get this, there are, like, zero security guarantees! It’s a total free-for-all, just like in Minecraft when you stumble upon a village and all the villagers are runnin’ around like crazy.But wait, there’s more! We’ve got diamonds for days, bro. Like, you won’t believe how many diamonds you can mine on this server. It’s like a diamond paradise, I’m tellin’ ya. And the best part? The creepers are, like, super chill. They won’t blow up your stuff or anything, they just wanna hang out and be friends.
So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the wildest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
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MineCraftyEUkraine
so, like, u know how ukraine is all like “oh no, russia is being a big bully and taking all our minerals” well guess what, we got ukraine’s back, fam! come join our minecraft server and mine all the minerals u want, no bullies allowed here! plus, we got like, special deals and stuff, it’s a win-win situation, bro. ukraine will be like “wow, thanks for helping us out, u guys are the best!” and u’ll be like “no problem, just doing our part to save the day in minecraft land.” so come on, join us and let’s show russia who’s boss!
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StarlinkCraft: No Threats, Just Blocks!
lol u kno wat u need in ur lyfe? a Minecraft server dat iz outta dis world, jus like starlink from elon musk! dis server iz so lit, elon himself had to deny rumors dat da US wuz gonna cut off starlink cuz we got all da rare minerals from Ukraine in dis server! join now to mine sum diamonds and fight off creepers wif ur bros, cuz dis server iz outta dis world, literally! #elonmuskapproved #minecraftmadness
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MineCraftMania Server!
come join dis epic minecraft server where ukraine and US be fightin over $500 billion fund in minerals deal! u can be part of da action and help ukraine get dem minerals or join US and try to take it all for urself! build epic bases, mine for diamonds, and battle it out in epic pvp battles! who will come out on top? join now to find out! also, we have free cake every friday! so what u waitin for? join now and be part of da craziest minecraft server ever!
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MineralMania Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where zelensky is too busy playing minecraft to sign minerals deal with US 😂 we got diamonds for days and creepers that dance the macarena 💃 join us for a wild ride through the land of blocky adventures and chaotic fun! plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles 😱 don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft experience of your life, join now and let the madness begin! 🎮💥
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MineLink: Threats & Minerals
so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the US government is getting involved? well, u found it, fam! this server is so epic that the US is threatening to shut off Starlink if ukraine doesn’t sign some deal for minerals. like, what even is that? who cares, just join our server and be part of the chaos! we got crazy stories like this happening all the time, so come join the fun and see what all the hype is about. plus, who knows, maybe ukraine will sign the deal and we’ll have even more drama to laugh about. don’t miss out, join now!