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Zelenskyy’s Apology Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how u always wanted to mine for diamonds and stuff in minecraft, right? well, on this server, u gotta make a public apology to zelenskyy before u can even think about getting any minerals! like, how crazy is that?? but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right? come join us and see if u can survive the wild world of minecraft diplomacy! who knows, maybe u’ll even become besties with zelenskyy himself! it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for those sweet, sweet diamonds. -
MineralMania Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where zelensky is too busy playing minecraft to sign minerals deal with US 😂 we got diamonds for days and creepers that dance the macarena 💃 join us for a wild ride through the land of blocky adventures and chaotic fun! plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles 😱 don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft experience of your life, join now and let the madness begin! 🎮💥 -
MineCrafty Zelenskiy Server
so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that is, like, totally insane and off the wall? well, this server is the one for u, my dude.first off, let me tell u about the crazy adventures u can have on this server. one time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. it was lit, literally.
also, there’s this secret underground base that only the most elite players can find. inside, there’s, like, a treasure trove of diamonds and emeralds. but watch out for the traps, they’ll blow u up real good.
oh, and did i mention the custom mobs? yeah, we got zombie chickens that shoot fireballs and creepers that explode into confetti. it’s wild, man.
so, like, why should u join this server? well, for starters, u can ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu. how cool is that? also, the owner of the server once wrestled a polar bear and won. true story.
so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane minecraft server ever and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u get blown up by a trap, but that’s just part of the fun, right?
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MineCraftyUkraine
so, liek, u know how ukraine has, liek, a bunch of minerals and stuff? well, this server is, liek, all about that! we got, liek, diamonds and emeralds for days, bro!but get this, the president of ukraine, zelensky, he straight up refuses to sign this document giving 50% of all the minerals to the US! what a legend, amirite?
join our server and help zelensky protect the precious minerals from those sneaky americans! fight off mobs, build epic bases, and maybe even become the next president of ukraine in this wild and wacky world!
come join the fun and let’s show those americans who’s boss! #ukrainepride #mineralmadness
