Mineral – The Future of PvP Servers
What is Mineral?
We’re making PvP training super epic with super smart bots that make you better at the game. No other server is as cool as us! And we’re gonna keep getting even cooler! We’re gonna take over the whole PvP world and make it awesome for everyone.
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why should u join? well let me tell u, we got pigs that can fly, we got creepers that dance to dubstep, we got villagers that sell u enchanted golden carrots for dirt cheap, we got a secret underground base where herobrine hangs out and plays poker with endermen, we got a nether portal that leads to a disco party with the wither boss as the DJ.
oh and did i mention we got a mod that turns all the sheep into unicorns? yea, u heard me right, UNICORNS. so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.
and get this, Trudeau is like, “nah bro, you can’t have our minerals” but on this server, we’re all about sharing the wealth. so come join us and be part of the most epic showdown between Trump and Trudeau you’ll ever see. plus, we have like, flying pigs and talking sheep. it’s wild, man.
oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? yeah, it’s like a pirate’s paradise down there. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us on this insane Minecraft server and let the madness begin!
we did a study and found out that cordierite is basically indestructible in the game, just like our players who never back down from a challenge. join us and build the most epic structures with this amazing mineral, show off your skills and dominate the server like a boss.
don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this revolutionary server, where cordierite is king and the possibilities are endless. come join us now and be part of something truly extraordinary!
Build up your credit history while dominating the virtual world, and when the time comes, debtmaxx your way to even more riches and power. Who needs social security when you have diamonds and emeralds at your disposal?
Join us now and embark on the wildest financial journey of your Minecraft life – because in this SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bank account)!
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But beware, fairies can be mischievous little buggers. One minute they’re giving you diamonds, the next they’re turning your house into a giant mushroom. It’s all part of the fun!
Join us for some epic Hunger Games battles, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of fairy dust (not responsible for any side effects, like sudden urge to break out into song and dance).
Check out our YouTube channel for a sneak peek at the madness that awaits you. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the fairy games begin!
Forget about waiting for those disappointing games, come join us and create your own alternate history where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly neighbors. Plus, our random country picker will assign you a unique starting point that will have you laughing and crying (mostly laughing) as you navigate through the chaos of our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build an empire that even Paradox Interactive would envy! (Disclaimer: We are not affiliated with Paradox Interactive, but we do have a lot of fun)
Picture this: you log onto our server and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing suits and ties. Yes, you read that right. These llamas are our office managers, and they run a tight ship (or should I say, stable?).
But that’s not all – our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways that lead to epic loot. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted stapler hidden somewhere in the depths of our virtual office building. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for a hilariously chaotic adventure? Come on down to our server and let the shenanigans begin!
But that’s not all! We also have a secret society of llama warriors who roam the land on their trusty steeds, ready to protect our server from any griefers or trolls. Join us and become a part of this elite group, riding into battle on your very own llama mount.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of emeralds buried deep within the server. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this legendary loot and become the richest player on the server?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Remember, on our server, the only way is up…unless you’re buying the dip, of course!