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MineNSFWSecrets

adult content, Confessions, explicit, fantasies, Forbidden, hidden desires, INTIMATE, Kinky, lustful, Men, MineNSFWSecrets, Naughty, NSFW, Personal, Private, reddit, REVEALING, secret, Sexuality, taboo, Uncensored

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1343
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Dragon Scales Harvested:	109	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7975
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day and night with no end in sight? Well, have we got the server for you! Our Minecraft server is like no other, where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and explore hidden dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few surprise mobs). Our NSFW secret? We have a secret underground hot tub where players can relax and unwind after a long day of building and exploring.

So come join us on our server and discover a whole new world of ridiculousness and fun. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a pig!

CraftyFamily Minecraft Server

aita, BETRAYAL, Communication, confession, CraftyFamily, DAUGHTER, Dilemma, family, Father, GENIUS, Guilt, Honesty, Minecraft, Mother, parenting, Plan, Promise, relationships, Schoolwork, secret, Server, teenager, Trust

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1709
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9334	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	471	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sneaky as a teenage mastermind? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate mind games and deception.

Imagine a world where you can pretend to be a Minecraft noob while secretly being a Minecraft pro, just like this daughter pretending to slack off in school while actually acing her exams.

Betray your friends’ trust, create elaborate schemes, and keep everyone on their toes. Just like this dad who spilled the beans on his daughter’s genius plan, you’ll never know who’s plotting behind your back on our server.

So if you’re ready for some next-level trickery and mind-bending fun, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one…especially your own family members.

TherapyRantCraft

birthday celebrations, blended family, Decision making, Family Therapy, favorite foods, food allergies, rant, sandwich, SNACKS, step siblings, therapy session, TherapyRantCraft, Traditions

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2480
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Buildings Constructed:	33
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Crops Grown:	3784	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Are you tired of boring family therapy sessions with your dad, his wife, and your stepsiblings? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time that will make you forget all about blended family drama!

On our server, you can build sandwiches to your heart’s content without any restrictions. No more food allergies holding you back from enjoying your favorite snacks! Plus, we have a noodle bar where you can feast like a king without worrying about allergies ruining the fun.

Say goodbye to boring birthday celebrations at “acceptable” restaurants and hello to epic parties with your friends on our server. We promise no one will cut you out of photos or force you to celebrate with people you don’t care about.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin! Just make sure to watch out for angry dads and upset stepmoms – they might not be as understanding as we are. 😉 #MinecraftFamilyDrama #SandwichesForDays

SMP LoveQuest: NoBadTraits

bad traits, Communication Issues, compatibility, controlling behavior, dishonesty, Disrespect, immaturity, Infidelity, Insecurity, lack of ambition, lack of empathy, laziness, long term, LoveQuest, NoBadTraits, partner, red flags, relationship, Selfishness, smp, toxic behavior, trust issues, warning signs

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1132
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Mines Excavated:	2321	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Do you want to join a wacky and wild community where the only rule is to have fun? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you’re sick of partners who hoard all the diamonds for themselves or who constantly steal your crops. On our server, we have a strict ban on players who exhibit these “bad” traits. We believe in sharing the wealth and working together to create a thriving virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest love stories you’ll ever hear. From players who met while fighting off hordes of zombies to couples who built entire kingdoms together, you never know what romantic adventures await you on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing more abundant than diamonds is laughter, come join us today! Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in crime (or mining) along the way.

CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024

2024.., Challenges, climate change, Communication, Corruption, CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024, discrimination, education, environmental degradation, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, innovation, justice system, Political unrest, POVERTY, progress, resilience, societal issues, Technology

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9105
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Towns Built:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids! Join us for the most insane and outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to step foot in our world.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyGrannies: 100+ and Still Mining!

aging, Aging population, centenarians, CraftyGrannies, demographics, Elderly, elderly women, health, Japan, japanese, life expectancy, Lifestyle, long life, Longevity, Mining, over 100, Population, senior citizens, statistics, supercentenarians, wellness, Women

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5038
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Holy Grails Found:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL LIVE TO BE 100 LIKE THESE JAPANESE LEGENDS. WE GOT MAGIC MINECRAFT WATER THAT MAKES YOU AGE BACKWARDS. YOU’LL BE BUILDING BLOCKS LIKE A TEENAGER AGAIN. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET JAPANESE TEA PARTY EVERY SUNDAY WHERE YOU CAN CHILL WITH THESE CENTENARIAN QUEENS. COME ON, WHO DOESN’T WANNA BE A MINECRAFT GRANNY WITH MAD BUILDING SKILLS? JOIN NOW AND LIVE FOREVER, BABY!

Ventilator Vibes

air sacs, cells, collapse, Compare, Damage, direct, first time, injurious, injury, lung cells, LUNGS, mechanical ventilation, REOPENING, researchers, scientists, shear stress, shear stress damage, types of injury, Ventilator, ventilator model, ventilator-on-a-chip, VIBES

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2519
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Star Shards Collected:	247	Treasure Maps Found:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we have scientists comparing different kinds of injury like in a crazy science experiment! we got ventilator-on-a-chip models and researchers finding out that shear stress from collapsing and reopening air sacs is the most injurious type of damage! it’s like a wild science fair but in minecraft! come see the madness and join now for a chance to witness the chaos firsthand! who knew science could be so lit in minecraft?!

ArtisNetwork

Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5640
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4314	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Welcome to the ArtisNetwork. This server is made for the people cracked/premium , java/pe to play together and spend a quality time with your friends. This Server Is Made For Survival Server Lovers. Crazy Futures and so all. We hope you will really enjoy !. Join now and become a part of this Comunity.

artisnetwork.us.to:26017

macaroni-land

Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, Faction, Factions, Frog, great day, large biomes, Mini Games, Player-owned, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Rtp, rules, Shop, Spawn, Structures, Survival, thank you, TOWN, Tpa, Warp, Waystones, world gen

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4694
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

greetings and welcome to our server page, macaroni-land is survival-factionsque server we’re not sure what to call it but HEY here we are, now we got fairly simple stuff like large biomes, a low theme basically wanna make a town go nuts wanna make a faction and pillage the lands that’s great legit do what you do, just don’t break the like 4-5 rules we have which are legit just to help with the clowns you know no spamming no script clients stuff like that, currently we don’t have much up but we do have a very small shop at spawn so that’s cool now planned mini-games think spleef, some pvp gamemode’s stuff like that among other little trinkets, now currently we have the following = a simple shop at spawn + some player owned ones = RTP + TPA = large biomes world gen like they be big = a spawn warp along with tpa and waystones for fast travel = the frog(cool) = custom enchants and structures so yes if you would like to give us a shot we say thank you

thanks for reading and we hope to see you on thank you and have a great day.

37.10.122.12:25984

⚡ KAIF MINE 😈 OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN ⚡ Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, KAIF MINE, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Minecraft, Mob Arena, MORGENSHTERN, Official, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Project, Quake, Server, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9796
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

The owner of the server «KAIF MINE OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

KaifMine.dynmc.pro

Udderly Newborn Calf Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, baby animals, baby bonding, Bonding, Calf, caretaking, Feeding, infant care, infant feeding, lactation, mammal, maternal bond, maternal instinct, maternal love, Minecraft, Motherhood, newborn, newborn calf, newborn care, nursing, Nurturing, Server, suckling, Udderly, udders

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4762
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	300	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and experience the thrill of nursing on udders like a newborn calf! That’s right, we’ve got cows galore just waiting for you to suckle on their milk-filled teats. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cow cult that worships the sacred bovine goddess Moo-la. Will you join their ranks and ascend to dairy divinity? Only on our server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to udderly ridiculous greatness!