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NATOcraft: Putin’s Pet Peeve

Conflict Resolution, Czech president, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european security, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international relations, military alliance, military intervention, nato, NATOcraft, peace negotiations, Peeve, pet, political alliances, Putins, regional stability, Russian occupation, SECURITY, Ukraine

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3699
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Star Shards Collected:	86	Astral Projections Made:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3832
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where Ukraine is, like, trying to join NATO but Russia is all up in their grill, right? And the Czech president is all like, “NATO can totally accept Ukraine even if Russia is only partially occupying them, no biggie.”

Join our server for the most epic geopolitical drama you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! Will Ukraine make it into NATO? Will Russia back off? Will the Czech president start a dance party to celebrate? WHO KNOWS, MAN.

But one thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on all the crazy shenanigans happening on this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures!

TrollCraft: AggroNarcissists Anonymous

aggression, aggressive behavior, AggroNarcissists, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, attention seeking, cyberbullying, destructive behavior, disruptive behavior, internet culture, internet trolls, low self-esteem, mental health, negative behavior, new study, online anonymity, online behavior, online harassment, psychological study, social media, toxic behavior, TrollCraft, vulnerable narcissism

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	437
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	494
Divine Spears Created:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2

HEY U, YEAH U, DO U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, U CAME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A ROLLERCOASTER MADE OF DIAMONDS AND LAVA!

WE GOT INTERNET TROLLS WHO ARE ACTUALLY REAL PEOPLE (I KNOW, SHOCKING, RIGHT?) AND THEY ARE HERE TO MAKE UR GAMING EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC EVER! THEY’LL BUILD U THE CRAZIEST STRUCTURES, LIKE A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET MADE OF GOLD!

AND GET THIS, THESE TROLLS ARE ACTUALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE! THEY HAVE AGGRESSION LIKE THE HULK, VULNERABLE NARCISSISM LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN, AND LOW SELF-ESTEEM LIKE THAT GUY WHO EATS COLD SPAGHETTI STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN!

SO, IF U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH, CRY, AND QUESTION UR SANITY, THEN COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LOLZ)

🦀CrabCraft: Where even the crustaceans need to be whitelisted! 🏝️🦀

active members, application form, August 25th, Communication, Community, CrabCraft, Crustaceans, Discord, Events, Griefing, hermitcraft, Minecraft, Rollbacks, season 3, SECURITY, server backups, Survival, True Form, Updates, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9526
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Season Start	Season 3 begins August 25th on 1.21.1
Vanilla Experience	True vanilla survival experience like HermitCraft
Voice Chat	Enhanced voice chat for seamless communication
Community	Vibrant and supportive community
Discord	Engaged Discord server for discussions and updates
Whitelisted	Secure environment with whitelist
Server Backups	Reliable rollbacks for protection against griefing

FAQs

How do I join the server?

Fill out the short application form in our Discord server and we’ll get back to you!

When does Season 3 start?

Season 3 begins on August 25th, on version 1.21.1

Is there voice chat available on the server?

Yes, there is enhanced voice chat for seamless communication with other players.

How can I stay updated with events and discussions?

Join our lively Discord server, which serves as the hub for all discussions, events, and updates.

Is the server secure?

Yes, the server is whitelisted and provides a safe and friendly environment for players.

Do you provide server backups?

Yes, we offer reliable server backups to protect against any potential griefing incidents.

ChopCraft Minecraft Server

action, Anime, Blood, chainsaw devil, chainsaw man, Chappy Day, ChopCraft, cult classic, dark fantasy, Demon, Denji, devil hunter, Fujimoto Tatsuki, Gore, Horror, humor, Makima, Manga, Minecraft, Pochita, Server, shonen jump, Supernatural, violence

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4433
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Animals Bred:	69	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Zombie Dances:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that if you join our server, you too could stumble upon this incredible loot and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop bacon instead of pork chops. Yes, you heard that right. Bacon. Flying pigs. Need I say more?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant, fire-breathing dragon who challenges players to epic battles for the chance to win exclusive prizes and bragging rights?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our server. It’s chappy day every day here!

DadBod in Minecraft SMP

bad thing, Communication, comparison, DadBod, emotional impact, family dynamics, Father, father figure, good thing, humor, joking, Laughter, male role model, Minecraft, parental influence, personal connection, provoke, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, smp, uncertainty

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5682
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Our server is so crazy, even the players themselves will have you questioning reality. One player’s antics even reminded someone of their dad – talk about a plot twist! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server. So come join us and see if you can handle the madness!

LifeWorthItMC SMP

Accomplishments.., Challenges, Contentment, experiences, family, Friends, fulfillment, goals, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, joy, Life, LifeWorthItMC, love, Meaning, Passion, perseverance, purpose, relationships, smp, success

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5651
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Votes:	2544	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out what makes life worth it! Is it the thrill of surviving against hordes of creepers and zombies? Or perhaps it’s the satisfaction of building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Whatever it may be, our server is the place to discover it all.

We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures guarded by a team of llamas trained in martial arts. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing.

But the real reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the community. We have a group of players who are so dedicated to the game that they once built a functioning roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. And every Friday night, we host a massive dance party on top of a giant floating disco ball.

So come join us and experience the wacky, wild world of our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just find out what makes life worth it after all!

BlockyAnimeLand

Anime, anime binge, Anime Community, Anime discussion, anime fans, anime genre, Anime List, anime lovers, anime marathon, anime nostalgia, anime ranking, anime recommendations, anime review, Anime Series, anime shows, best anime, BlockyAnimeLand, favorite anime, must watch anime, Popular Anime, Top Anime

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2968
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the anime of Minecraft servers – full of action, adventure, and epic battles! Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to summon a giant creeper army to do their bidding. But be warned, the sword is guarded by a fierce Ender Dragon who only speaks in anime quotes! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most epic quest of your Minecraft life!

UkrainianCraft: Invasion LOLZ!

Army, Business Insider, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, international relations, Invasion, JOKE, lolz, Military, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, News, orders, Report, russia, Russia-Ukraine relations, SECURITY, Troops, Ukraine, Ukrainian soldiers, UkrainianCraft

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6724
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	132	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Emeralds Found:	5805
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

so, like, imagine this: ukrainian soldiers, right? they get this order to invade russia. but get this, they think it’s a joke! like, they’re all chill and stuff, just laughing it off. can you believe it? well, if you wanna experience some crazy, wacky adventures like that, you gotta join our minecraft server! we promise you’ll never be bored with all the unexpected twists and turns we throw at you. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation where you have to invade russia in minecraft! just kidding… or are we? join now and find out for yourself!

CraftySugarRush2022

20, 2012, 2022, CraftySugarRush2022, Diagnosis, Epidemic, findings, Glucose, health, INCREASED, insulin, Lifestyle, Medical, Prevention, research, statistics, study, Treatment, trend, type 2 diabetes, University of Georgia

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2112
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

so, like, u know how type 2 diabetes is, like, all over the place now? well, guess what, our minecraft server is here to save u from that fate! join us and u will never have to worry about getting type 2 diabetes ever again! our server is so magical that it will literally cure u of any health problems u may have, including diabetes! plus, we have, like, the most epic builds and the craziest mini-games u have ever seen! so come join us and say goodbye to type 2 diabetes forever!

Join Foral Gaming – Where chaos reigns but at least we’re not using Warez!

advertisement, Anarchy, banned, Chaos, Cheating, crossplay, Direction, flying, Foral, Gaming, Griefing, Join, kill aura, Lag Machines, Minecraft, mvp, Player slots, PvP, REIGNS, Resets, Server, Spam, Survival, Vanilla, Warez, Whitelist

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7603
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Secret Passages Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Age	6 weeks
Version	Java 1.20.6
Crossplay Enabled	No
Player Slots	10 (will be increased)

Additional Information:

Spawn-area is griefed but escapable
Opportunity to influence server direction as there are currently few players
No tolerance for lag machines; players will be banned
Allowed activities: Advertisement, spam, PvP, griefing, cheating
Flying, extreme kill aura, no fall damage not allowed due to server lag
Nerfed Xray allowed

IP: foral.mc.hostify.cz

Discord: https://discord.gg/FQ6j4zq6Fn

Server playlist: Coming soon

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, the server is open for players to join
Is there crossplay available?	No, crossplay is not enabled on this server
What is the player slot limit?	Currently 10 slots, but will be increased
Are there any banned activities?	Lag machines are prohibited and players building them will be banned. Other activities like advertisement, spam, PvP, griefing, and cheating are allowed
Is Xray allowed on the server?	Yes, Xray is allowed with some restrictions to prevent abuse