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Minecrastination

career advancement Time tracking, concentration, critical thinking Productivity tools, daily routines, deep work Decision making, delegation Healthy habits, efficiency, goal-setting, high performance habits Focus techniques, inspiration, mindfulness, mindfulness meditation Mental health, Minecrastination, morning routine Self-awareness, organization Motivation, peak performance, problem solving, procrastination Prioritizing tasks, productivity, productivity apps, Professional Growth, relaxation techniques, saying no, self help, self improvement, self reflection, self-care Career development, self-control Stress management, self-discipline Focus, self-mastery, self-motivation Overcoming distractions, staying on track, success mindset Task management, time audit Energy management, time blocking, time blocking Setting boundaries, Time management, time management apps Work efficiency, well-being, work habits Personal growth, work productivity, work-life balance Personal development

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2502
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	172
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Animals Bred:	63	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Stop whatever you’re doing and join our Minecraft server immediately! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond block that granted them the power to fly like a majestic unicorn. They soared through the skies, spreading glitter and rainbows wherever they went. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with talking pigs who will trade you rare items for belly rubs. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest that, when opened, showers you in endless amounts of cake and cookies. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your most ridiculous Minecraft dreams!

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1688
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4188
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9702
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3579
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1871
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Alien Abductions:	0
Villages Defended:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4669
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Star Shards Collected:	56	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1882
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Magic Items Found:	6230	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Potions Brewed:	146	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	313
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
New Chunks Explored:	996176	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9898
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3947
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Farms Harvested:	529	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Magic Items Found:	4009
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Star Shards Collected:	153

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3556
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!