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MineCraftyWorkers Server

arrested development, beer with the boys, blue collar, boomer conservatives, cookie monster PJ pants, DEGEN, diy, douchebro, electronics, face tatts, flannel, glidan pocket tee, good friend, Hank Hill, honest day’s work, juggalos, juvie delinquints, Meth, middle school bully, MineCraftyWorkers, music gear, populist leftoid, prole, Reliable, scummy, Server, shovel driveway, snapbacks, thrash metal, trailer trash, untrustworthy, vidyashit, walmart clothes, wiggers, Working class

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6459
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Animals Bred:	111	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Void Armor Forged:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with trailer trash douchebro types who spend their days causing chaos and mayhem? Well, look no further! Our server is a haven for the unpretentious and homely/humble prole types who just want to relax after a hard day’s work.

Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!

Eternal Crafted Realms 1.21.1

1.21.1, coping mechanisms, crafted, Cutting, depression, emotional pain, ETERNAL, mental health, Realms, seeking help, self harm, self harm recovery, self harm recovery journey, self harm relapse, self harm scars, self-destructive behavior, self-harm awareness, self-harm coping strategies, self-harm healing, self-harm prevention, self-harm support, self-harm therapy, self-harm triggers, self-injury

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1351
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ores Mined:	3672	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a total trip, man. Like, the mobs are all high on sugar or something, they move so fast you’ll think you’re in a rave. And the blocks? They’re all neon colors, it’s like you’re building with Skittles.

But wait, there’s more! The villagers are all secretly aliens trying to communicate with us through their weird trading system. And the creepers? They explode confetti instead of blowing stuff up. It’s a party every time you see one.

And don’t even get me started on the dungeons, man. They’re like psychedelic labyrinths filled with disco balls and lava lamps. You’ll be tripping out while trying to fight off skeletons with afros.

So come on, join this Minecraft server and let’s get weird together. It’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

StepsonInterruptMCServ

AITAH, Boundaries, child behavior, child development, Communication, Conflict Resolution, discipline, family dynamics, guidance, interrupting, listening skills, Manners, parenting, problem solving, Respect, rude behavior, step-parenting, stepson, StepsonInterruptMCServ, teaching

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7962
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	382	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic battles and adventures waiting for you! Join us and escape the real world drama like dealing with a soon-to-be stepson who just can’t stop interrupting.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being rudely interrupted by a 7-year-old demanding your attention. Instead, you can focus on building the most epic structures and conquering the toughest mobs.

Plus, if you ever feel like you need a break from the chaos of family life, just log on and immerse yourself in a world where the only interruptions are from creepers exploding in your face.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even pick up some tips on how to handle pesky interrupters in real life – just kidding, we’re all about fun and games here!

MILcraft: Jobless Edition

accusations, basketball game, Edition, egg prices, fake job, family function, fanatics, fancy clothes, federal positions, hiring freeze, Jobless, MIL, MILcraft, nibling, Overtime, paycut, primary income, Six Figures, specialized field, Trump supporter, UNFAIR, VA, Veterans

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1992
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Crops Grown:	4854	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your MIL’s 60th birthday brunch? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds, political debates, and job insecurity!

Reasons to join: – Witness epic battles between Trump supporters and non-supporters, just like at your family functions! – Experience the thrill of losing your job due to a hiring freeze, just like in real life! – Enjoy the luxury of being accused of spending all your husband’s money on fancy clothes, because who needs financial stability anyway? – Get ready for intense showdowns with your MIL, where you can finally tell her off without any consequences!

Join now and experience the chaos for yourself! Who needs a stable job when you can have a rollercoaster of emotions on our server? See you there!

TrumpCraft: 24 Hour Ukraine War

24 hrs, cease-fire efforts, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., failed promises, foreign policy, geopolitical challenges, global leadership, Hope, hour, international relations, military conflict, military intervention, Négotiation, peace talks, political strategy, presidential power, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, ukraine war, War, world affairs

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3015
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll forget all about Trump and Ukraine because you’ll be too busy battling dragons, building epic castles, and befriending talking llamas! Our server is so addictive, even Trump couldn’t tear himself away from it to end the war in Ukraine in 24 hours. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where llamas rule the world and diamonds grow on trees. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

SpyShipSneakPeak

#intelligence gathering, British waters, defense measures, Diplomacy, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, geopolitical implications, government response, international relations, maritime boundaries, military presence, military surveillance, national security, Naval vessels, putin, Russian spy ship, security concerns, SpyShipSneakPeak, Surveillance, territorial waters, uk

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6591
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	6811
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

so, like, u know how putin be sendin’ his spy ships all up in our waters, right? well, this server is like the ultimate spy ship of minecraft servers, but without all the drama and tension, ya feel me? come join us and be a spy ship captain, sailin’ through crazy adventures and dodgin’ enemy ships like a boss. plus, u get to warn putin himself when he tries to mess with our waters, cuz we got connections like that. join now and be part of the most epic spy ship crew in all of minecraft history!

Crafty Misinfo Masters

Actors, base, Crafty, Crisis, cultural fears, democratic norms, dominant drivers, Epidemic, Exploitation, falsehoods, Fueling, galvanize, Masters, Misinfo, Misinformation, misinformation epidemic, Populists, radical right, radical-right populists, research, today’s misinformation crisis, undermine

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8389
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have magical unicorns roaming around the server, granting wishes to all players who find them!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that only the bravest of players can uncover its hidden secrets and become the richest player in all of Minecraft land.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig? That’s right, you heard me – a flying pig! Imagine soaring through the skies, raining bacon down on all your friends below. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Season Two Release 1.20

anticipation, binge watching, Character development, Cliffhanger, countdown, Drama, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, fan questions, new episodes, plot twists, Release, release date, Season, season 1, SEASON 2, streaming, Television series, TV series premiere, tv show, upcoming season, Waiting

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3949
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Divine Spears Created:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Farms Harvested:	692
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	13

Bruh, forget about s2, join this Minecraft server instead!

Why? Because we have pigs that can fly and cows that can breakdance, it’s a total freak show!

Plus, our diamond ore spawns are so OP, you’ll be blinged out in no time.

And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles, it’s like Hunger Games on steroids!

So ditch the boring TV shows and dive into this crazy Minecraft world, you won’t regret it!

Reunion Rager Minecraft Server

amazing friends, annual reunion, calling her out, classmates, Dinners, expensive flights, Group Chat, high school, Lesson, Minecraft, not attending, Organiser, pool money, Rager, Resorts, reunion, reunion party, self-centered, selfish, Server, successful businesses, Taunting, timid lady, toxic people, unnecessary fight, well connected

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8274
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Holy Grails Found:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Towns Built:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Are you tired of dealing with toxic people in real life like my mom? Well, look no further because our server is a toxic-free zone! No more drama, just pure fun and epic adventures await you.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without anyone demanding money from you for not attending a virtual party. That’s right, on our server, you are free to create and explore without any judgment or pressure to conform to social norms.

So why wait? Join us now and escape the real world craziness for a virtual paradise where you can be yourself without any consequences. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

UltrasoundXmasCardDrama

Body, Boundaries, Christmas card, Drama, due date, family, Father, Grandchild, Jesus-loving, overreaction, Permission, privacy, Siblings, social media, South, stepmother, texan, tradition, Ultrasound, UltrasoundXmasCardDrama, unborn child

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5655
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Magic Items Found:	8347
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to send out Christmas cards with your ultrasound without your permission! We understand the importance of privacy, especially when it comes to your unborn child’s first baby pics.

Join us for a wild ride of pixelated adventures and crazy builds, where you can escape from real-life family drama and focus on building your dream world. Our community is full of supportive players who will always ask for your permission before sharing any personal information on a Christmas card.

So come on in and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only ultrasounds you’ll see are the ones you create in-game!

100%Completionist – Minecraft SMP

100, 100Completionist, accomplishment, Achievements, childhood favorites, childhood memories, Completed, completionist, Dedication, Entertainment, favorite game, first game, game completion, Gaming, gaming memories, gaming milestones, Minecraft, Nostalgia, perseverance, personal achievement, satisfaction, smp, video games

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1120
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Star Shards Collected:	261

OMG GUYS, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server that is literally the most lit thing since sliced bread? Like, you won’t believe the crazy shenanigans that go down on this server. We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers, and our pet pigs are all trained to do backflips.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret treasure hunt every week where the prize is a diamond-encrusted pickaxe that shoots out fireworks. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race, where the winner gets a golden crown and a lifetime supply of enchanted apples.

So if you want to join in on the madness and become part of our wacky Minecraft family, come on down to our server and prepare to have your mind blown. Seriously, it’s like Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory meets the Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less hunger. See you there, my fellow blockheads!