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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3497
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Are you tired of boring diets and tedious workout routines? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the ultimate weight loss solution! Join our server and start mining for diamonds like your life depends on it. The intense digging and crafting will have you shedding pounds in no time. Plus, our server is haunted by a pack of zombie pigs that will chase you around, giving you the cardio workout of a lifetime. Who needs a gym membership when you have our server? Join now and watch the pounds melt away faster than a creeper exploding!

Crafty Dragons – Minecraft Server for Dragon Enthusiasts!

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3682
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Dragons Tamed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server with a PABG (Pawn’s Adventure Battle Grounds) edition!

Imagine a world where you can create your own pawn and battle it out with other players in epic quests and adventures. Official Capcom Survey? We don’t need that, we’ve got our own crazy surveys that will have you laughing for days.

Patch Notes? Who needs those when you can experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next! And don’t even get us started on our Dragon’s Dogma 2 Skills, Core Skills, and Augments – they’re so powerful, they’ll make your head spin!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a battle against a dragon with a pawn as your trusty sidekick. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

LOLcraft: The Lmao Server – Where Creeper explosions are just a punchline away!

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8996
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Emeralds Found:	4294
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the mobs move at a snail’s pace? Well, look no further because on our server, the mobs hit the wall so fast you’ll think they’re speed demons on a mission! Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you try to outmaneuver these lightning-fast mobs and survive the chaos. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to keep up with the moids that hit the wall so fast!

Beep Beep Boop Boop Craft: Where even smoke detectors have a sense of rhythm!

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3725
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a snoring Enderman? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even smoke detectors can’t handle it! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers while jamming out to the beeping symphony of smoke detectors set to the rhythm of every 5 seconds. It’s like a dubstep concert in the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is afraid to log on. Rumor has it that he once tried to grief our server, but ended up getting pranked by a group of mischievous pigs who stole his diamond sword and replaced it with a carrot. Now he’s too embarrassed to show his pixelated face around here!

So come on down to our server and join the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community this side of the End portal. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism for all the outrageous stories you’ll hear. See you in the blocky world, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitchy smoke detector)!

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6504
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a pack of rabid wolves? Look no further!

Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where getting pregnant is a power move. That’s right, our players are so dedicated to the game that they will stop at nothing to ensure their bloodline continues.

One player was so determined to pass on their genes that they accidentally hurt their in-game partner in the process. But hey, no harm no foul, right? Especially when she ends up giving birth to triplets, all fathered by the same player. Talk about a Minecraft love story for the ages!

So if you’re ready for a server that’s as chaotic and hilarious as it is entertaining, come join us! Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next. Just remember to always use protection…or not, if you’re feeling adventurous.

Crafty Steve’s Campaign Trail: The Minecraft Server for Future Presidents

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2785
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	490

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh harder than a creeper exploding in your face? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, even Herobrine can’t stop laughing! Join us and you’ll be rolling on the floor with laughter as you build your own virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on to play pranks on unsuspecting players. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the comedy chaos begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a zombie pigman running for president!

Minecrafter’s Endwalker: XIVG Edition

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5511
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you asking, “Where are your snacks?” Well look no further, because our server is launching on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Why join? Because we have a Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration event happening right now until Wednesday May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT! Plus, we have a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test going on until Patch 7.0 – travel the world without leaving your seat! And don’t forget about our PvP Series 5 event happening until Patch 7.0 – battle it out with other players for glory and prizes! Need resources, Free Companies, or Linkshells? We got you covered with our handy guide. And if you’re feeling social, join our meetups happening now – including a 14-hour Broadcast on Friday, April 12 at 8:00 PM PDT. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!

Unemployed Steve’s Blocky Adventures

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3859
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Potions Brewed:	27	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Are you tired of being a neet and spending all day watching porn and YouTube videos? Do you need a new motivation in life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and escape from the depressing reality of unemployment and financial struggles. Build your dream world and become the richest player in the game! Who needs a job when you can win 300 million euros in Minecraft?

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Join now and start your journey to success and happiness. Who knows, you might even find the motivation to start a new TV show! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and turn your life around!

Crafty Cosmos: Where the Universe is Just a Bunch of Blocks

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7105
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mines Excavated:	4505	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Votes:	3113
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the entire universe exists solely to create iron! Yes, you heard that right, forget about exploring galaxies or discovering new planets, all you need to do is mine for iron on our server and you’ll be fulfilling the ultimate purpose of existence.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of iron-loving aliens who will trade you rare items in exchange for your precious iron. Rumor has it that they even have diamond armor made entirely out of iron, because why not?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a giant iron golem as our server mascot who will protect you from any pesky creepers or zombies that try to ruin your iron-mining adventures. So come join us and be a part of the iron revolution in the Minecraft universe!

YeehawCraft: Where even creepers say ‘Murica!’

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7162
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Votes:	8788	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	529836

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This server is so lit, even China is bowing down to our greatness. Join us and witness the power of America as we dominate the virtual world of Minecraft.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and instantly became invincible. They built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rode around on dragons breathing fire. The other players were so in awe that they started throwing diamonds at their feet in tribute. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We have weekly dragon tea parties where we discuss world domination and eat cake made out of enchanted golden apples. It’s a blast!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the most epic Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to make China submit to your Minecraft skills. Let’s do this!

Blocky Drama Queens: Hololive Edition

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7176
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ores Mined:	9160	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Animals Bred:	43	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mines Excavated:	2839	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Picture this: a world where Cover Corp decided to create a vtuber pairing between a hololive and a holostar. But wait, there’s more! Each character has an official boyfriend in their wiki bios – talk about scandalous!

Join our server for a chance to witness the drama unfold as players choose sides and defend their favorite vtubers. Will the female vtuber with the biggest backlash surprise you? Only one way to find out – join us now and immerse yourself in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness!