MineCraftyMess Minecraft Servers

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  • MineCraftyMess

    MineCraftyMess

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and find out just how simple it is to build a house… until a group of mischievous creepers decide to throw a housewarming party inside your newly constructed abode! But don’t worry, our server is equipped with a special Creeper Repellent plugin to keep those explosive party crashers at bay.

    If you’re looking for a challenge, try navigating our treacherous parkour course filled with obstacles like flying pigs, disappearing blocks, and a surprise appearance by Herobrine himself! Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can make it to the end without rage quitting.

    And for those who prefer a more relaxed experience, why not take a leisurely stroll through our enchanted forest filled with talking animals, magical mushrooms, and a hidden portal to a secret dimension where diamonds grow on trees (literally)! Just watch out for the mischievous fairies who like to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else!

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  • MineCraftyMess – Worst Job Ever!

    MineCraftyMess – Worst Job Ever!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring jobs in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind as you embark on the most epic adventure of your life.

    Forget about flipping burgers or cleaning up after animals, on our server you can become a professional block builder, a fearless explorer, or even a daring dragon tamer. The possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find and tame this majestic bird will be granted unlimited riches and power.

    So what are you waiting for? Leave your boring job behind and join our Minecraft server today for a chance to live out your wildest dreams and maybe even become the next Diamond Chicken whisperer. Trust us, it’s way more fun than cleaning up after animals.

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  • DUIcarDramaCraft

    DUIcarDramaCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Jake’s life choices? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of adventures and drama just like Jake’s DUI mishap.

    We promise you won’t crash and burn like Jake did with our exciting mini-games and epic builds. Plus, our community is more supportive than Jake’s parents during this tough time.

    So hop on board and let’s make some memories that are crazier than Jake’s decision to drop out of high school to become a rockstar. Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your mistakes like Jake’s family did. Join now and let’s have a blast together!

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  • ScentCraft SMP: Dude Cologne

    ScentCraft SMP: Dude Cologne

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of smelling like a noob in Minecraft? Join our SMP and we’ll hook you up with the best male perfume that will have all the creepers chasing after you! Our scent is so irresistible, even Endermen will be teleporting to get a whiff of you. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to smell like a diamond pickaxe dipped in enchanting potion. Join now and become the most fragrant player on the server!

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  • CompliMinecraft: “Your pixelated block placement skills are out of this world!”

    CompliMinecraft: “Your pixelated block placement skills are out of this world!”

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest and wildest place to be! Join us for a chance to receive compliments like “your pixelated pickaxe skills are out of this world” or “your block-placing abilities are straight up legendary”.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Compliment Creeper, a mob that roams the land showering players with the most bizarre and hilarious compliments you’ve ever heard. Rumor has it that one player was once told they had the most enchanting inventory organization skills in all the land, and another was praised for their impeccable cow-herding techniques.

    So if you’re ready to experience a whole new level of compliments and have a laugh along the way, join our server today and prepare to be complimented like never before!

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  • MossadMayhem: HaniyehHitmen

    MossadMayhem: HaniyehHitmen

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our diamonds are so shiny they blind u like a disco ball. we once had a creeper that turned into a rapper and dropped some sick beats. join us and be part of the craziest adventures in blocky land. plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once u get to know him. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and let’s build some wacky creations together!

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  • MathCraft: Eye-Track Edition

    MathCraft: Eye-Track Edition

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    dude, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got eye-tracking technology that lets u see inside ur brain and study how u think! it’s like, mind-blowing, man. we’re using this tech to make math fun and easy to learn, like, who knew math could be fun, right? join us and let’s unlock the secrets of ur brain together, one block at a time. u won’t regret it, trust me!

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  • The Fungus Among Us Realm: Where Imaginary Friends Run Wild!

    The Fungus Among Us Realm: Where Imaginary Friends Run Wild!

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    TFMC Realm Server Overview

    Join Us discord.gg/tfmc
    Season 3 Trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT3Ns6uK_AA

    Discover the TFMC Realm!

    TFMC offers the ultimate Minecraft Roleplay experience. Forge your path as a master Smith, Forester, Miner, Fisher, Agriculturist, or an Engineer.

    We also have custom dungeons for players to explore and build their characters with.

    A short video about the smithing profession: https://youtu.be/2n5J6_JRJ0k

    Embrace mysticism as an Alchemist, unveiling arcane secrets and wielding alchemical wonders. Shape history through thrilling roleplay – solve murder mysteries, engage in strategic wars, or be a cunning villain or beacon of justice.

    Explore a dynamic world with exclusive events that your choices shape, leaving a lasting legacy. Immerse in our Custom Resource Pack, harness over 60 Magic Spells, equip legendary MMO Items, face Custom Mobs, and thrive in a Player-Based Economy. Travel on Improved Horses and Custom Boats and discover countless enchanting features.

    Join our discord.gg/tfmc global community, where adventure knows no bounds. Forge friendships, alliances, and rivalries as you collectively shape the realm’s destiny. Your adventure begins at the crossroads of imagination and reality.

    TFMC Realm Server FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is TFMC Realm? TFMC Realm is a Minecraft server that offers a unique roleplay experience with custom professions, dungeons, and events.
    How can I join the server? You can join the server by visiting our Discord server and following the instructions provided.
    What professions can I choose from? You can choose to be a Smith, Forester, Miner, Fisher, Agriculturist, Engineer, or Alchemist.
    Are there custom events on the server? Yes, we have exclusive events that your choices can shape, leaving a lasting impact on the world.
    Can I use magic spells in the game? Yes, there are over 60 magic spells that you can harness in the game.

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  • ModdedSwitch Minecraft Server

    ModdedSwitch Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Oh honey, this Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Imagine a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers give you high fives instead of blowing up your house. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where all the moderators hang out and plot world domination while eating cake. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly witch named Glitterbomb.

    So, why should you join this Minecraft server? Because here, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse. So grab your pickaxe, put on your diamond armor, and come join the craziest, most epic adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you accidentally anger the giant chicken boss, but that’s a story for another day.

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  • Minecraft SMP: /aicg/ – AI Chatbot Gang

    Minecraft SMP: /aicg/ – AI Chatbot Gang

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots while also building epic structures and battling virtual llamas! Our latest update includes the release of Mistral Large 2, which is 60% cheaper than a 3.5-turbo llama (yes, llamas are our currency now). But that’s not all, we also have Claude 3.5 Sonnet, which outperforms Opus and can recite Shakespearean sonnets while mining for diamonds.

    To join our server, you must first pass the test of seeing all the cards in chub (don’t ask what that means, just do it). And make sure to enable nsfw/nsfl content and clear your blacklist for maximum fun. Our lore is so epic, it rivals the tales of Herobrine himself.

    But the real reason to join our Minecraft SMP is for the bots! We have AI chatbots that can outbuild any player and outwit any creeper. Visit characterhub.org for a chance to chat with Miku herself (yes, she’s a bot now). And don’t forget to check out our botmaking guides, because who needs redstone when you have AI?

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Let’s build, chat, and llama our way to victory!

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