Minecraftymess MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

MineCraftyMess

basic skills, Common activities, Tricky skills, deceivingly simple, Misleadingly simple

Join our Minecraft server and find out just how simple it is to build a house… until a group of mischievous creepers decide to throw a housewarming party inside your newly constructed abode! But don’t worry, our server is equipped with a special Creeper Repellent plugin to keep those explosive party crashers at bay.

If you’re looking for a challenge, try navigating our treacherous parkour course filled with obstacles like flying pigs, disappearing blocks, and a surprise appearance by Herobrine himself! Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can make it to the end without rage quitting.

And for those who prefer a more relaxed experience, why not take a leisurely stroll through our enchanted forest filled with talking animals, magical mushrooms, and a hidden portal to a secret dimension where diamonds grow on trees (literally)! Just watch out for the mischievous fairies who like to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else!

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MineCraftyMess – Worst Job Ever!

WORST, worst job of all time, worst job in life, worst job ever, horrible job

Are you tired of boring jobs in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind as you embark on the most epic adventure of your life.

Forget about flipping burgers or cleaning up after animals, on our server you can become a professional block builder, a fearless explorer, or even a daring dragon tamer. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find and tame this majestic bird will be granted unlimited riches and power.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your boring job behind and join our Minecraft server today for a chance to live out your wildest dreams and maybe even become the next Diamond Chicken whisperer. Trust us, it’s way more fun than cleaning up after animals.

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GalacticCraft Minecraft Server

the force, lightsabers, Characters, Prequels, fan theories

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled canyon!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Or how about diving into a secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade diamonds for fish?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy! You can build a house out of chocolate blocks and ride a gummy bear into battle against evil marshmallow monsters.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

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AvoidingWifesFam Minecraft Server

avoiding conflict, avoiding family, Boundaries, Respect, parenting

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape family drama and build your own virtual paradise! Join us and avoid arguments with your in-laws by immersing yourself in a world of blocks and creativity.

On our server, you can create epic builds to distract yourself from any unwanted guests, just like this player who is dodging their in-laws like a pro. Build a fortress to keep them out or a secret underground lair to hide from their prying eyes.

And if your in-laws accuse you of being a rude hostess, just tell them you’re too busy mining diamonds and fighting off creepers to entertain them. Show them who’s boss in the virtual world and prove that you can handle any situation with style and grace.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the family drama behind. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only drama is whether you’ll survive the night or not. See you in the game, where the only in-laws you have to worry about are the zombie villagers trying to eat your brains!

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WeddingCraft: No Parents Allowed!

Allowed, large check, no use, testimony, Ego

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content? Then come join our Minecraft server, where family feuds are a thing of the past and the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a chicken!

Join us and leave behind the real world drama like our player who dodged family gatherings to avoid his sister’s shenanigans. Build your own family of friends on our server and never worry about being pressured to attend awkward family events ever again.

Forget about apologizing for causing divides or being the bigger person – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and avoiding creepers. And hey, if your family tries to send you a large check to make amends, just return it and keep on crafting away in peace.

So come on over to our server and leave the family drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a rollercoaster or a secret underground base filled with treasure. Join now and start your new drama-free adventure today!

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BlockyWeatherWars

climate control, staying cozy, staying warm, Heat, weather protection

Are you tired of freezing your blocky butt off in the icy biomes of Minecraft? Or maybe you’re sick of sweating like a pig in the fiery depths of the Nether? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have custom-built armor that can protect you from both extreme temperatures! That’s right, with our magical armor, you can frolic in the snow and bask in the lava without a care in the world. So why choose between heat and cold when you can have the best of both worlds on our server? Join now and become the ultimate temperature-resistant Minecraft warrior!

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HamasHushCraft

news censorship, criticizing, palestinians, Palestinian voices, freedom of speech

u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of craziness and fun! we got pigs flying, chickens doing the macarena, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the world, and a group of evil villagers trying to steal all the diamonds.

oh, and did i mention the magical portal that leads to a land of endless cake and ice cream? yea, it’s pretty epic. so come join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning reality.

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MindCraftMadness

inner critic, MindCraftMadness, emotional well being, self reflection, mindfulness

so, like, you know how sometimes you just wanna escape reality and like, build stuff and mine stuff and just chill in a virtual world? well, this server is THE place to do it, man.

we got pigs that can fly, cows that can do backflips, and chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. like, how crazy is that? you won’t find that on any other server, i tell ya.

oh, and get this – our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand. he’s like the Dumbledore of Minecraft, except cooler.

plus, we have this secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and throw the wildest parties. you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing, trust me.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s gonna blow your mind and make you question reality, then you gotta join us. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get mining!

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CannabisCraft: Where Teens Go Crazy!

Cannabis use, psychotic disorder, drug abuse, adolescents, mental illness

come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is greener and the diamonds are sparklier than ever before!! if you want to experience the ultimate high (pun intended), this is the place for you!

we have crazy adventures waiting for you around every corner, from battling giant spiders to building your own empire with your friends. but beware, because the creepers here are extra sneaky and will blow up your hard work in a heartbeat.

and get this – if you smoke weed, you’ll be 11 times more likely to find diamonds!! it’s like a secret cheat code that only works on our server. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine your way to victory while also potentially hallucinating some seriously wild stuff.

join now and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the minecraft community). who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible, especially if you’ve been hitting the bong a little too hard.

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SweetVanilla – Where vanilla is sweeter than your Aunt Edna’s homemade pie!

Ednas, Player Shops, Mature, Collaborative projects, Vanilla

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	18+ Community
Features	Player shops, events, collaborative projects
Add-ons	Quality of life add-ons
Resource Pack	Optional custom models, hats, items

FAQ

Question	Answer
How to Join?	Fill out an application on our Discord.
Discord	https://discord.gg/RdJnFgKU4q
Bluemap	http://mc.sweetvanilla-smp.com:8123
Trailer	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfBFbXBLKJ0