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MineCraftyMe Server

Be me, chaos reigns supreme, chat becomes a war zone, crusaders freaking lose it, jihadists always get away with sh*t, jihadists nuke the Vatican, join the crusaders, MineCraftyMe, mods force us to restart server, mods ignore our damn reports, mods turn a blind eye, no justice, no punishment for those jihadist scum, playing on jihad vs crusade Minecraft server, pumped for righteous battles, ruining the entire damn game, secret tunnel, Server, tfw mods play favorites

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	809
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

> So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, building your epic castle on our Minecraft server, when suddenly a group of jihadis come in and start causing chaos. But don’t worry, we have a team of crusaders ready to take them down and restore order. Join us for epic battles, secret tunnels, and the occasional nuking of historical landmarks (just for fun, of course).

> Our mods may turn a blind eye to some things, but that just adds to the excitement. Who needs justice when you have chaos and mayhem? Plus, if things get too out of hand, we’ll just restart the server and pretend like nothing ever happened. It’s all part of the fun!

> So come join us on our crazy, unpredictable Minecraft server where anything can happen. Just remember to watch your back and always be ready for the next insane twist in the game. Who needs a boring, rule-abiding server when you can have this level of madness?

MineCraftyMe Server

Chad, Cheating, cousin, DATING, family, family dinner, Girlfriend, HEARTBREAK, incel, incel propaganda, Jerk, love, Men, MineCraftyMe, nice guy, nightclub, r9k, rejection, relationships, Server, Stereotypes, Women

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8333
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Are you tired of being the nice guy who always finishes last? Do you feel like women just don’t appreciate a gentleman like yourself? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, even the Chads get their hearts broken! Join us for a chance to witness the downfall of the ultimate Chad, who thought he had it all until he found out his ex was cheating on him with another girl while he was busy showing off his dance moves at a nightclub. Don’t miss out on the drama and chaos that unfolds on our server – because even the Chads can’t escape heartbreak here!

MineCraftyMe Server

American, Be me, boxers, brain-dead, cartoons, empty life, funny writing, highlight, malfunction, microchip, MineCraftyMe, Npc, original thought, PSD’s, Server, tiktok, works at clothing store, zombies, Zoomer

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2731
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

> Join our Minecraft server and escape the brain-dead NPC zombies of the real world! > We have custom-designed boxers in-game that will make you go “AYYYYOOOOOOOOOO!!! THEY GOT MINECRAFT BOXERS!!!” > Every time you log in, without fail, you will be greeted by the sight of hilarious boxers that will bring joy to your pixelated life. > Why settle for real-life zoomers when you can join our server and interact with fellow gamers who have functioning tiktok microchips in their heads? > Don’t let the empty life of real-world NPCs bring you down, come join us and experience a world where the highlight of your day is finding the perfect pair of virtual boxers.

NoRule Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8269
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	183	Void Armor Forged:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

The renowned NoRule Network, a server celebrated across Asia, has now launched globally! #No Rules #No Bans #No Grief #No Resets #No OPs

Welcoming players from all corners of the world with support for a multitude of languages. This server, now available in: 🇾 Malaysia, 🇹🇭 Thailand, 🇵🇭 Philippines, 🇻 🇳 Vietnam, 🇮🇩 Indonesia, 🇮🇳 India, 🇦🇺 Australia, 🇳🇿 New Zealand, 🇺🇸 United States, 🇨🇦 Canada, 🇲🇽 Mexico, 🇧🇷 Brasil Brazil, 🇦🇷 Argentina, 🇨🇱 Chile, 🇬🇧 United Kingdom, 🇩🇪 Deutschland Germany, 🇫🇷 France, 🇮🇹 Italia Italy, 🇪🇸 España Spain, 🇷🇺 Россия Russia, 🇺🇦 Україна Ukraine, 🇵🇱 Polska Poland, 🇳🇱 Nederland Netherlands, 🇧🇪 België Belgium, 🇸🇪 Sverige Sweden, 🇳🇴 Norge Norway, 🇩🇰 Danmark Denmark, 🇫🇮 Suomi Finland, 🇦🇹 Austria Austria, 🇨🇭 Switzerland Switzerland, 🇵🇹 Portugal, 🇬🇷 Ελλάδα Greece, 🇹🇷 Türkiye Turkey, 🇿🇦 Suid-Afrika South Africa, 🇪🇬 مصر Egypt, 🇸🇦 المملك العربية السعودية Saudi Arabia, 🇦🇪 الإمارات العربية المتحدة United Arab Emirates.

As the name suggests, NoRule Network offers a completely unrestricted vanilla Minecraft experience. There are no in-game rules or limitations—allowing you to play freely and creatively in any way you choose.

The server is continuously optimized with daily automated system updates, ensuring smooth and secure gameplay. Additionally, weekly version updates keep the server up-to-date with the latest Minecraft features and improvements.

With over 10 years of experience in operating and managing Minecraft servers, NoRule Network brings a wealth of expertise to the table, providing a stable and engaging environment for players.

Join the NoRule Network today and experience a Minecraft server like no other—where the only limit is your imagination.

norule.net

Pixel SMP

brand new, Custom Enchants, Economy, LifeSteal, minecraft server, no p2w, Pixel SMP, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4459
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Void Gems Collected:	29	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7318	Magic Items Found:	3811
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Villages Defended:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Pixel SMP is an economy, lifesteal and custom enchants server, there is no p2w features and is brand new, come join us!

pixelsmp.xyz

GreenLightMC: Just Craftin’

CRAFTIN, greenlight, greenlight it, greenlight it jc, greenlight it jci, GreenLightMC, i know you want to, jc, jci, know, Want, want to, you

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1171
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1430	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and even participate in epic dance-offs with the Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that can grant you three wishes if you can catch it.

So what are you waiting for? Greenlight it, JCI (Just Craft It) and join the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

N64ControllerMisplaced Minecraft SMP

Anon, childhood memories, console, funny, Gaming, gaming accessories, Gaming Community, gaming console, HEHE, hidden places, Minecraft, Mischief, N64 Controller, N64ControllerMisplaced, nostalgic, prank, retro gaming, Secrets, smp, Surprise, trolling, video games, vintage games

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3025
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Star Shards Collected:	147
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, your n64 controller has been on a wild adventure through the pixelated world of Minecraft! Join us for a chance to retrieve your controller and uncover the hilarious shenanigans it got up to along the way. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of Steve, this server is guaranteed to keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end. So come join us and see what wacky adventures await you in our crazy Minecraft SMP!

WeddingDressCraft Minecraft Server

bridal gown, custom dress, dressmaker, employee skill level, favorite friends, friend group, Group Chat, hurt feelings, January 19th, maternity leave, Minecraft, original design, postpartum, Pregnancy, reception dress, rehearsal dinner dress, Server, wedding dress, wedding gift, wedding planning, WeddingDressCraft, workload management

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4812
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2748	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old wedding dresses that take forever to make? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise to deliver a custom wedding dress in just 24 hours, guaranteed!

Join now and experience the thrill of last-minute dressmaking like never before. Our team of expert dressmakers will work tirelessly to create the perfect gown for your special day, even if it means pulling an all-nighter.

Don’t let a little thing like pregnancy stop you from getting the dress of your dreams. Our server is here to make it happen, no matter the circumstances. Plus, we offer bonus rehearsal dinner dresses and reception dresses for those extra special occasions.

So why wait? Join our server today and say “I do” to the fastest wedding dress service in Minecraft history!

NoBunkDadAllowed

Accommodation, adult responsibilities, adulting, Boundaries, bunkbed, Communication, compromise, consideration, Decision making, Expectations, family conflict, family dynamics, Gratitude, NoBunkDadAllowed, personal space, quality time, relationships, restful sleep., tiredness, Understanding

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6905
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to sleep in bunk beds unless you want to! Unlike some Airbnb nightmares, we offer luxurious virtual accommodations for all our players.

Join us and escape the real world drama like this poor 30-year-old player who had to deal with bunk bed shenanigans on her vacation. On our server, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds without worrying about non-refundable arrangements, and even team up with your friends to take on the Ender Dragon.

Don’t be like this player’s dad, who thought bunk beds were a suitable sleeping arrangement for adults. Join our server and experience the ultimate virtual getaway where you can sleep soundly in a bed fit for royalty.

So come on, leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Who needs Airbnb when you have a virtual world waiting for you to explore?

AdulthoodSucksMinecraftSMP

Adulthood, AdulthoodSucksMinecraftSMP, aging, bills, career, Decision making, disappointments, Expectations, financial burden, harsh reality, INDEPENDENCE, Loneliness, Maturity, mental health, relationships, responsibilities, Sacrifices, self-care, societal pressures, stress, Time management

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9889
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Votes:	719
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Alien Abductions:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Potions Brewed:	183

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the harsh reality of adulthood! Our server is like a magical land where bills don’t exist and responsibilities are a thing of the past.

We have a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their poultry revolution?

Our server also has a cursed diamond mine where players have reported hearing the ghostly whispers of ancient miners who never made it out alive. Will you risk your life for the precious diamonds that lie within?

And if that’s not enough, we have a hidden village where the villagers have all been turned into llamas by a mischievous witch. Will you help break the curse or join the llama uprising?

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about the woes of adulthood!

PixelatedNostalgia

aim, cyber culture, dial-up days, digital history, early internet, Forgotten Gems, Geocities, Internet Explorer, myspace, Netscape Navigator, Nostalgia, old internet, online archives, Picture, PixelatedNostalgia, relic, Video, vintage, web 1.0, Website, younger generations

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9693
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Remember those old internet videos of cats playing pianos and people dancing like crazy? Well, imagine if those videos came to life in Minecraft form on our server! Join us for a wild ride through nostalgia as you explore our pixelated world filled with memes from the ancient internet times.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Witness their epic dance battles and maybe even learn a move or two yourself!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored llama while listening to Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up” on loop? Don’t miss out on the wackiness and join us today!

CraftyAttack Minecraft Server

Attack, BELIEF, Conflict, CraftyAttack, Defense, escalation, IMMINENT, intelligence, iran, Israel, long tail tag, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Nuclear, Preemptive, RETALIATION, Reversal, SECURITY, Server, strike, Tension, threat

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5028
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

lol this server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and fun!! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. but wait, there’s more! our diamonds are actually made of chocolate and our creepers give out free hugs instead of exploding.

join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant zombie chicken or riding a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies. our community is full of crazy players who love to build wacky structures and pull pranks on each other.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and see why this server is the craziest and most hilarious place to play Minecraft. plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, so you never know what kind of mischief he might get up to. trust us, you won’t regret joining this insane adventure!

CrashCraft62: The Ultimate Survival Adventure

Adventure, air travel, Aviation, Brazil, Condolences, CrashCraft62, Disaster, families, Fatalities, investigation, mourning, national, News, plane crash, Recovery, recovery efforts, rescue, Survival, Tragedy, Transportation, Ultimate, Updates, Victims, WRECKAGE

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7188
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like a plane crash but in minecraft yo. we got 62 bodies recovered and they all playin minecraft now haha. come join da fun and see if u can survive the crash and build ur way to victory. it’s like skydiving but without da parachute. join now for a wild ride, u won’t regret it yo!