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MineCraftyMe Server

Be me, chaos reigns supreme, chat becomes a war zone, crusaders freaking lose it, jihadists always get away with sh*t, jihadists nuke the Vatican, join the crusaders, MineCraftyMe, mods force us to restart server, mods ignore our damn reports, mods turn a blind eye, no justice, no punishment for those jihadist scum, playing on jihad vs crusade Minecraft server, pumped for righteous battles, ruining the entire damn game, secret tunnel, Server, tfw mods play favorites

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6001
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5922	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Farms Harvested:	298
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

> So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, building your epic castle on our Minecraft server, when suddenly a group of jihadis come in and start causing chaos. But don’t worry, we have a team of crusaders ready to take them down and restore order. Join us for epic battles, secret tunnels, and the occasional nuking of historical landmarks (just for fun, of course).

> Our mods may turn a blind eye to some things, but that just adds to the excitement. Who needs justice when you have chaos and mayhem? Plus, if things get too out of hand, we’ll just restart the server and pretend like nothing ever happened. It’s all part of the fun!

> So come join us on our crazy, unpredictable Minecraft server where anything can happen. Just remember to watch your back and always be ready for the next insane twist in the game. Who needs a boring, rule-abiding server when you can have this level of madness?

MineCraftyMe Server

Chad, Cheating, cousin, DATING, family, family dinner, Girlfriend, HEARTBREAK, incel, incel propaganda, Jerk, love, Men, MineCraftyMe, nice guy, nightclub, r9k, rejection, relationships, Server, Stereotypes, Women

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4789
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	6491
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	37

Are you tired of being the nice guy who always finishes last? Do you feel like women just don’t appreciate a gentleman like yourself? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, even the Chads get their hearts broken! Join us for a chance to witness the downfall of the ultimate Chad, who thought he had it all until he found out his ex was cheating on him with another girl while he was busy showing off his dance moves at a nightclub. Don’t miss out on the drama and chaos that unfolds on our server – because even the Chads can’t escape heartbreak here!

MineCraftyMe Server

American, Be me, boxers, brain-dead, cartoons, empty life, funny writing, highlight, malfunction, microchip, MineCraftyMe, Npc, original thought, PSD’s, Server, tiktok, works at clothing store, zombies, Zoomer

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3096
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Towns Built:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Void Gems Collected:	39

> Join our Minecraft server and escape the brain-dead NPC zombies of the real world! > We have custom-designed boxers in-game that will make you go “AYYYYOOOOOOOOOO!!! THEY GOT MINECRAFT BOXERS!!!” > Every time you log in, without fail, you will be greeted by the sight of hilarious boxers that will bring joy to your pixelated life. > Why settle for real-life zoomers when you can join our server and interact with fellow gamers who have functioning tiktok microchips in their heads? > Don’t let the empty life of real-world NPCs bring you down, come join us and experience a world where the highlight of your day is finding the perfect pair of virtual boxers.

StrandedGriefer420

aita, Assertiveness, Boundaries, family conflict, Family issues, family loyalty, frozen groceries, gas station, left him stranded, personal boundaries, Self Respect, self-care, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, sibling problems, sibling rivalry, standing up for yourself, StrandedGriefer420, Tough Decisions, tough love, toxic relationships

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6770
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and join a community of players who won’t steal from you or try to attack you (hopefully)! Join us for a wild adventure filled with frozen items that must be put away, brothers in need of rescuing, and epic tirades that will leave you questioning your sanity. Hang up on your problems and leave them behind as you explore our virtual world filled with endless possibilities. Are you the AITA in this crazy game of life? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

ParentalRage Minecraft SMP

arguments, BETRAYAL, Childhood, Conversations, dishonesty, DISRESPECTFUL, eavesdropping, EMBARRASSING, family, hurtful, inappropriate, Minecraft, Overheard, ParentalRage, parents, Private, Secrets, Shocking.., smp, Trust, upbringing, worst thing

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5171
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Ores Mined:	8025
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Potions Brewed:	52

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, my parents were talking and I overheard them saying that if I don’t join this server, they’re gonna sell my computer and make me play outside all day. Can you believe that?! Like, who even goes outside anymore, am I right? Plus, they said that all the cool kids are on this server and if I’m not on it, I’ll be a total loser. So, like, you gotta join too and we can rule the server together and show my parents that we’re the coolest kids around. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure, it’s gonna be like, totally rad, dude!

BlockyBuddies

adult life, Adulthood, adulthood challenges, adulthood revelations, adulthood struggles, adulthood wisdom, adulting, adulting struggles, BlockyBuddies, Coming of Age, growing up, Life Changes, life experiences, life lessons, life milestones, life reflections, Maturity, personal growth, Realizations, responsibilities, SELF AWARENESS

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8235
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ores Mined:	1392
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Void Gems Collected:	34	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Are you tired of adulting and facing harsh realities? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only growing up realization you’ll have is that you need to build a bigger house to fit all your loot! Say goodbye to bills, responsibilities, and existential crises, and say hello to a land where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to craft that epic sword. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to grow up again!

CraftyHostages

Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyHostages, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., Hamas, hostage crisis, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, Palestinian, peace talks, political tension, regional instability, Release, Terrorism

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9438
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

so like, imagine this, right? u join this minecraft server and BAM, u get transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are your best friends. but wait, there’s more! our server has a secret underground dungeon where u can find hidden treasures and fight off evil zombies with your trusty diamond sword.

oh, and did i mention that we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s pretty epic. and if that’s not enough to convince u to join, we also have a secret society of talking cows who are plotting to take over the world.

so come on, what are u waiting for? join our server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life! who knows, maybe u’ll even become the ruler of this wacky minecraft world.

Light Speed Learning

advanced processors, Artificial Intelligence, chip technology, computational speed, cutting-edge technology, deep neural network, efficient AI computations, energy efficiency, energy-saving technology, high-speed processors, innovative computing, learning, Light, light-based computing, light-based processors, neural network operations, next-generation computing, Photonic processor, photonic technology, rapid learning, real-time learning, SPEED, ultrafast AI computations

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6351
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Star Shards Collected:	183
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

omg u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, it’s like a photonic processor on steroids, but for gamers! imagine ultrafast AI computations happening while u build ur epic castle or battle zombies. this server is so lit, it uses light to make ur gaming experience next level. u can learn in real-time while u play, like ur brain is on fire but in a good way. come join us and be part of the insanity, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #photonicpowerhouse

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clubs, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, work

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1468
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ores Mined:	1002
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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PetalPeaks [Modded]

1.16.5, CHAPTERS, Community, Currency, Economy, Events, gameplay, Journey, marketplace, Minecraft, Modded, PetalPeaks, Pixelmon, Pokedex, Prizes, Server, Staff, Story, Tournaments, Trainers

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3307
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ores Mined:	1371
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

PetalPeaks Minecraft Server
Welcome to PetalPeaks – A Fresh Take on Pixelmon! [1.16.5]
Just Released Today:	Dive into our custom storyline that puts YOU at the center of an epic Pokémon adventure!
What Makes Us Special:	Survival-based gameplay Unique dual-currency system alongside traditional economy Player-driven marketplace – NO admin intervention! Earn rewards for completing your Pokédex Regular tournaments with awesome prizes Daily/weekly events to keep things exciting Active staff team that actually listens to players
Coming Soon:	Tournament season with exclusive rewards More story chapters Seasonal events
Ready to start your journey? Join us now!	IP: petalpeaks.mc.gg

Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How do I join the server?

To join PetalPeaks, simply open up Minecraft and enter the server IP: petalpeaks.mc.gg

2. What version of Minecraft is required to play on PetalPeaks?

PetalPeaks runs on Minecraft version 1.16.5

3. Can I participate in tournaments on the server?

Yes! We regularly host tournaments with exclusive rewards for participants.

4. How do I earn rewards for completing my Pokédex?

You can earn rewards for completing your Pokédex by catching and registering Pokémon in your Pokédex on the server.

5. Is there a player-driven marketplace on PetalPeaks?

Yes, we have a player-driven marketplace where players can buy and sell items without admin intervention.

6. Are there active staff members on the server?

Yes, we have an active staff team that listens to player feedback and addresses any issues that may arise.

7. What can I expect from the custom storyline on PetalPeaks?

Our custom storyline puts players at the center of an epic Pokémon adventure, providing an immersive and exciting gameplay experience.

Ethereal Skylands 1.20.2

1.20.2, asmr, board rules, Clips, Ethereal, fallenshadow, global rules, Hide, Husbands, Links, meet and greet, Otis, Previous thread, REFRESH, Report, Ribbon Cage, Schedule, schizo loli, shitposters, Skylands, twitch, twitter, VOD

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8139
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Yo, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like a virtual asylum run by the schizo loli queen, Fallenshadow! She’s got more husbands than you’ve got brain cells, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. Plus, she’s got more socials than you have friends – Twitch, YouTube, Twitter, you name it! And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the Ribbon Cage, whatever that is. So come join the madness, refresh yourself on the rules, and get ready to report those pesky shitposters. It’s gonna be a trip!

DadCraft Minecraft Server

absent father, child support, childhood trauma, DadCraft, emotional wounds, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, father issues, father-son relationship, father’s abandonment, father’s actions, father’s excuses, father’s financial support, father’s lack of involvement, father’s mistakes, father’s neglect, father’s role in upbringing, father’s words, Minecraft, parental abandonment, Parental Responsibility, Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8434
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1092
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your deadbeat dad drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world away from all the daddy issues.

Join us and build a virtual mansion bigger than the one your dad never provided for you! Our community is full of supportive players who will never ghost you like your father did.

With our endless possibilities for creativity, you can create a world where your dad actually pays child support on time and buys you more than just contact lenses. Let your imagination run wild and create a world where you’re the one in control.

So come join our server and leave behind the real world where dads disappoint and let’s create a new world where you’re the king (or queen) of your own destiny! Let’s build a world where dads like yours don’t exist – because in Minecraft, anything is possible!

DollarTreeDeliCraft

aita, Bad Sister, beggars can’t be choosers, bills, Borrow, BROKE, Cash, dog, dollar tree, DollarTreeDeliCraft, emergency vet, food stamps, groceries, ground beef, health issues, Hungry, husband, Meatloaf, OFFENDED, payback, Rent, sister, Weed

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4541
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Mines Excavated:	4807
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister’s grocery drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy adventures.

We promise you won’t have to beg for food here, but you might have to fight off some zombies for your virtual meatloaf. Our server is so epic, even dollar store groceries won’t cut it – we only serve the finest virtual feasts fit for a gaming king or queen.

And don’t worry about lending virtual cash to your fellow players – our economy is rock solid and there’s no weed-smoking siblings to worry about. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – unless you want to bring it to the virtual world for some extra spicy gameplay!