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MineCraftyJailbreaks Server

HUMAN RIGHTS, Iran government, humanitarian crisis, Iran news, MineCraftyJailbreaks

come join our epic minecraft server where we execute at least 94 prisoners every month just for funsies!! watch as they beg for mercy but we just laugh and push them off a cliff into a pit of lava haha so funny!!

we also have a special event where we make prisoners fight each other to the death in a gladiator arena, winner gets a diamond sword!! it’s like the hunger games but with more explosions and less jennifer lawrence.

join now for a chance to be the next prisoner to face our wrath and maybe even become the ultimate champion of the server!! just remember, death is only the beginning in our crazy world of chaos and mayhem!! #minecraftmadness #prisonerparty

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CubanCraft Minecraft Server

nuclear-powered submarine, Russian warships, naval exercises, Cubans, foreign affairs

come join our epic minecraft server, where we have russian warships and nuclear submarines arriving in havana next week! why? because we like to keep things spicy and unpredictable! imagine sailing the high seas with putin himself, mining diamonds while dodging missiles, and building your base in the shadow of a nuclear sub. it’s gonna be a blast, quite literally! so hop on board and join the chaos, because this server is not for the faint of heart. let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world we’ve created. see you there, comrade!

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KiddieCraft UN Blacklist

international law, israeli-palestinian conflict, children, united nations, United Nations resolution

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun it will make the United Nations put Israel on a blacklist for harming children in conflict zones! why settle for boring servers when you can be part of this crazy adventure where we build giant statues of chickens and ride pigs into battle against evil creepers! plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a secret code to unlock a hidden diamond mine filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams! don’t miss out on the insanity, join now and become a part of the most outrageous minecraft server ever!

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CircumCraft: Cut Above the Rest

Cut, Foreskin, #newborns, parental consent, CircumCraft

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got more foreskin than you can shake a stick at! Like, seriously, we’re all about keeping things intact down there. Plus, our players have the wildest stories about their foreskin adventures – like one time, someone built a whole castle out of foreskin blocks! And don’t even get me started on the epic battles that have taken place over who has the longest foreskin in the land. So come on, join us and let your foreskin flag fly high!

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EnzymeInhibitorCraft

enzyme therapy, neuroscience, balance restoration, excitation, neurotransmitters

so like, join our minecraft server, cuz like, we got this crazy treatment with an enzyme inhibitor that like, stops lipids from activating or whatever. it’s gonna make your brain go WOOSH and balance out all the crazy stuff happenin’ in your head. no more mental disorders, just pure minecraft fun! come on, you know you wanna join and experience the magic of our server. it’s gonna be like a party in your brain, but with blocks and stuff. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the enzyme inhibitor do its thang!

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Finding Peace in Chaos: Serenity SMP, Where PvP is the Norm on Bedrock Edition

Serenity SMP
This is a Minecraft Bedrock Survival Multiplayer Server.
Serenity SMP aims to build a survival server only for bedrock users, we believe geyser software creates lag so serenity doesn’t allow crossplay for java users.
IP: serenitysmp.online
Port: 19132
discord : https://discord.gg/MmaPR6n9fY
IN-GAME RULES:
Players can no longer build multi-dimensional farms (i.e nether -> overworld gold farm). Players can no longer build any portal-ticking farm at all. Overworld border has been limited to 100k 100k. Nether border has been limited to 12,500.
Note : Please do not make your base anywhere near spawn or in any /wild spot, you’ll get raided.

FAQ

Q: Can Java players join Serenity SMP?

A: No, Serenity SMP is only for Bedrock users and does not allow Java players due to potential lag caused by crossplay.

Q: What are the in-game rules regarding farms on Serenity SMP?

A: Players are not allowed to build multi-dimensional farms or any portal-ticking farms. The overworld border is limited to 100k 100k and the Nether border is limited to 12,500.

Q: Where should I build my base on Serenity SMP?

A: It is recommended to not build your base near spawn or in any /wild spot to avoid being raided.

”PixelPraise Minecraft Server”

Shabel Tonya, juna unagi, Momo Otako, idol corp general, idolEN ENCORE

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the blocks are always poppin’ and the mobs are always droppin’!

Join us for epic adventures with our idolEN Genesis crew, like Kattarina Qutie who can slay Ender Dragons with her killer vocals, or Nikki Rei who can charm creepers with her Twitter feed!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the idolEN E-Sekai realm with Juna Unagi, the queen of Redstone, Rin Penrose, the Twitch streaming wizard, and Fuyo Cloverfield, the mining master!

And don’t forget about idolEN Endless, where Roca Rourin can build a castle faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”, Poko Rakun can tame wolves with just a wink, and Kai Saikota can fish up a Storm!

Still not convinced? How about joining idolES EternalS, where Meica05 can farm like no other, Koa Akugaki can ride a pig like a boss, and Ruby Runeheart can craft potions that’ll make you see double!

And for the grand finale, hop on over to idolEN ENCORE, where Enya Ignis can ride a minecart like a pro, Shabel Tonya can tame a herd of llamas with ease, and Chikafuji Lisa can build a rollercoaster that’ll make your head spin!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and become part of the craziest, most epic idol crew in the blocky world! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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AlienCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Sayu Sincronisity, Prima vt, VReverie Extended vt, Ex-Tsunderia vt, Chisaka Airi

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can connect with Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place to hang out with Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, Ember Amane, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some virtual idol performances. Our server is so lit that even creepers are lining up to get in (literally, they love the music)! Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the Phase Friends crew and explore the pixelated wonders of our world.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig, we don’t judge), and join us for some blocky fun that will make you say, “Creeper? Oh man, this server’s the bomb!”

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NoBadVibesBdayBash

family relationships, Inappropriate Behavior, family dynamics, family conflict, alcohol

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama doesn’t exist because we’re too busy building epic structures and battling mobs! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy antics and hilarious moments.

Looking for a place to escape from the chaos of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can explore vast landscapes, mine for diamonds, and team up with other players to conquer the virtual world.

Forget about awkward family parties and drunk uncles – on our server, the only thing you’ll be intoxicated by is the thrill of discovering new biomes and crafting powerful weapons. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a gaming experience like no other!

And remember, on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. So come on in and let’s make some memories together – minus the family feuds and inappropriate comments!

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FriendZoneCraft Minecraft Server

rejection recovery, relationship advice, unrequited affection, emotional resilience., Communication

Are you tired of being rejected by your friends when you confess your love for them in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Friendzone Zone” where rejected confessors can bond over their shared heartbreak and build a friendship stronger than diamond armor! Join now and find solace in the friendzone together!

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