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MineCraftyExcuse

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1051
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2875
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	173
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

Need a good excuse for being late to work? Just tell your boss you were busy building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama on our server. Trust us, they’ll understand once they see your masterpiece.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the Nether where you’ll meet a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to play hide and seek.

TheCraftySMPWarrior

character analysis, character backstory, character design, Character development, character evolution, character flaws, character growth, character power, character strength, fighting games, game analysis, Game characters, game criticism, Game lore, game storytelling, Gaming Community, KoF canon, KoF series, strongest character, TheCraftySMPWarrior, video games

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6323
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Runes Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Animals Bred:	51	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a legendary player on our server who was known for their amazing building skills and unbeatable PvP tactics. They were basically the Chuck Norris of Minecraft. But one day, they mysteriously disappeared, leaving behind a trail of diamond blocks and enchanted gear.

Rumors started spreading that they had been abducted by aliens or had discovered a secret portal to a parallel universe. Some even claimed they had ascended to Minecraft heaven and were now building castles with the gods themselves.

So, if you want to uncover the truth behind this legendary player’s disappearance and maybe even become the next Minecraft deity, then join our SMP now! Who knows what crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this wild and wacky world. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

RoomieRageCraft

awkward situation, Communication Issues, Conflict, contract violation, difficult decisions, Eviction, Eviction Notice, finding a new place, Flatmates, LANDLORD, living situation, moving home, moving out, rental agreement, RoomieRageCraft, roommate disputes, roommate dynamics, roommate problems, roommates, shared living

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8663
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3585	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life roommates? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use for your next build!

Join us and leave behind the awkwardness of sharing a flat with Vera, Sara, and their questionable boyfriends. No more overhearing shower escapades or cleaning up after other people’s messes – on our server, the only mess you’ll have to worry about is the one you make while mining for diamonds!

Plus, with our unique clause that only declared tenants can stay for extended periods of time, you won’t have to worry about getting stuck in a contract with people who refuse to listen to reason. Say goodbye to eviction drama and hello to a stress-free Minecraft experience!

So come join us on our server, where the only fights you’ll have to worry about are the ones you have with creepers. Build your dream world without the interference of roommates and their questionable life choices. See you in the virtual world, where the only drama is the drama you create!

CraftyCreeperDating

Authenticity, Boundaries, brutally honest, Commitment, Communication, Confidence, CraftyCreeperDating, dating advice, dating mistakes, dating tips, emotional intelligence, Honesty, long-term relationships, love, Men, rejection, relationships, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Vulnerability

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3375
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	New Chunks Explored:	632919
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Enchantments Applied:	293	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31

Are you tired of being single and ready to mingle in the Minecraft world? Look no further than our server! We’ve got all the dating advice you need to woo those pixelated babes. From building the perfect love shack to crafting the most romantic redstone contraptions, our server has it all. Join now and start swiping right on those creepers and skeletons! Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate.

F16sVsRuskies: Battle in Ukraine

aerial combat, Air Force, aircraft, battle, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, f-16, F16sVsRuskies, fighter jets, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military equipment, military strategy, Missiles, russia, Technology, Ukraine, US-made, War, weapons

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1402
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	369	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

lol u gotta join dis server cuz we got F-16s flyin around like crazy and they bout to take on dem Russians like it’s nobodies business. Watch as these bad boys swoop in and drop some serious firepower on those pesky enemies. Join now and witness the epic battle unfold right before your eyes. Plus, we got unicorns and rainbows and all that good stuff, so what are you waiting for? Join the madness today!

NanoTerraCraft: Martian Mayhem

advanced materials, aerospace engineering, engineered nanoparticles, Environmental Science, extraterrestrial colonization, future technology, innovative materials, martian, Martian native materials, Martian terraforming, MAYHEM, nanomaterials, nanotechnology, NanoTerraCraft, planetary engineering, space colonization, space exploration, space habitats, Space Travel, sustainable technology, sustainable terraforming, terraforming process, terraforming technology

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	496
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12

yo, u ever wanted to terraform mars? well, dis server got u covered! we use freaking engineered nanoparticles to speed up da process, like some sci-fi shiz. we be using all dem martian rocks and stuff to make dat red planet green again. join now and be a part of da most epic terraforming project in da universe! who needs earth when u can have mars, amirite? come join us and be a part of history, fam!

CGDCT Minecraft Server

animation, Anime, CGDCT, character design, Cute girls, Entertainment, fan culture, Fandom, Female Characters, Geek Culture, Japanese culture, Kawaii, Manga, Minecraft, niche interests, no pokegirl, Otaku, people, PokeGirls, Server, slice of life, still

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7565
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no cute girls to befriend? Look no further, because our server is filled with the most adorable pokegirls you’ve ever seen! From Pikachu to Jigglypuff, you’ll never run out of cute companions to explore with. And if that’s not enough, we also have a cgdct (cute girls doing cute things) district where you can hang out with your favorite anime girls and have the most kawaii adventures. Join us now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

ThePrankedPiggy Minecraft SMP: WhatAreTheyGonnaDoToHimBros

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9986
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Villages Defended:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to witness the wildest shenanigans and pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Picture this: a group of players who are so obsessed with building giant statues of chickens that they’ve started a cult dedicated to worshiping them. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker where players hold intense dance battles to determine who gets the last slice of virtual pizza.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a mysterious player who goes by the name “The Sheep Whisperer” and has the power to control an army of sheep to do their bidding. Will you be brave enough to challenge them to a sheep herding competition?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just beware of the giant flying pigs that occasionally swoop down to steal your diamonds. Trust us, it’s all in good fun… we think.

InlawSlumberParty

accusations, apologies, Communication Issues, family conflict, family dynamics, family time, favoritism, grandchildren, Grandparents, health issues, in-laws, InlawSlumberParty, jealous parents, mediation, misunderstandings, moving on, parenting, reconciliation, relationships, Resentment, sleepover

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	579
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Buildings Constructed:	35
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from overbearing parents and in-laws who just can’t seem to understand boundaries.

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond block. No more guilt trips about spending time with one set of grandparents over the other – on our server, everyone is equal (as long as you have enough diamonds to trade).

So come on over and leave the real world behind. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie sieges instead? Join now and let the virtual chaos begin!

Airspace Alert Minecraft Server

Airlines, airspace, ALERT, Aviation, Conflict, Defense, Diplomatic, egypt, Geopolitical, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, military drills, Minecraft, Precaution, regional tensions, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Tension, THURSDAY, travel advisory, Warning

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6976
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF, LIKE A CREEPER EXPLODING IN UR FACE BUT IN A GOOD WAY. WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY, NO JOKE.

ON DIS SERVER, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FULL OF MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNTOLD TREASURES. AND IF YOU DARE TO ENTER THE NETHER, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO A WIZARD WHO CAN TURN YOUR PICKAXE INTO A CHICKEN.

ALSO, WE HAVE A GIANT MOUNTAIN MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE. YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. CHEESE MOUNTAIN.

SO COME ON AND JOIN US, BECAUSE ON THIS SERVER, THE POSSIBILITIES ARE AS ENDLESS AS A MINECRAFT DAY.

RiotCraftUK: CounterProFun

activism, civil disobedience, Clashes, community response, community unity, counter-protesters, CounterProFun, demonstration, government response, law enforcement, political turmoil, protest, public outcry, Public Safety, Rally, RiotCraftUK, Riots, social justice, solidarity, UK disorder, Unrest, violence

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2205
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have more chaos than a protest in the UK! Thousands of players are rallying together after riots in the game, causing absolute mayhem and madness. We’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and non-stop action that will have you laughing until you cry. Join us for a wild ride that you won’t find anywhere else!