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| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 9966 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 31 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
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we got so much fun stuff like giant flying pigs dat poop diamonds, and u can ride dem around like a boss. we also got a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.
but wait, there’s more! we have a magical potion shop where u can buy potions dat make u fly, turn invisible, or even make u do the chicken dance uncontrollably.
so forget about ur problems and join dis server now! who needs psychiatric medications when u have flying pigs and disco parties, amirite?
