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MinecraftTimeWarp

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2714
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Have you ever been stuck in a never-ending loop of crafting the perfect diamond sword, only to have it disappear right before your eyes? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have to experience that kind of heartbreak again! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground village run by a group of mischievous villagers who are always up to no good. Trust us, the longest five minutes of your life will be spent laughing uncontrollably on our server!

NordicMC

Factions, PvP, Raiding, skyblock survival creative minigames faction factions towny economy roleplay bedwars skywars prison vanilla modded tekkit pixelmon hunger games pvp adventure spigot

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3118
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	5891	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Join NordicMC for the ultimate factions experience! Enjoy custom enchantments, intense PvP battles, and strategic raids in a competitive world. Build powerful factions, trade in a balanced economy, and participate in exciting events. Our friendly community and high-performance server ensure a smooth, engaging adventure for both veterans and newcomers. Ready to dominate?

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Coomer-Free Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8664
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Farms Harvested:	388	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Welcome to our totally not Christian Minecraft server, where you can finally escape from those pesky obese niggers spreading their ass cheeks! We promise no porn here, just good old-fashioned shitposting and hilarious memes. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and leave the degeneracy behind!

WokeUpAt16 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7311
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Mines Excavated:	1564

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most chaotic sleep schedule ever! Forget waking up at a normal time like a responsible adult, on our server, we embrace the beauty of sleeping in until 4 PM. Who needs sunlight anyway when you have virtual blocks to mine and mobs to slay? Plus, rumor has it that our resident zombie pigman has a secret stash of diamonds hidden in his oversized pockets. So come join us and see if you can beat the clock and find those shiny treasures before sundown!

BlockParty Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2067
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Dimension Hops:	13	Potions Brewed:	71
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1

Are you tired of sharing your living space with unexpected guests? Join our Minecraft server where the only unexpected guests are creepers trying to blow up your house! No random kids screaming and yelling, just the soothing sounds of mining and crafting. Our landlord (in-game) won’t rearrange your furniture or put their stuff in your fridge, they’ll just provide you with endless opportunities to build and explore. Say goodbye to awkward living situations and hello to a virtual world where you’re the master of your domain. Join now and let the adventures begin!

HusbandApologyOrGTFO

#husband appreciation, Apology, challenging relationships, childhood trauma, communication breakdown, emotional boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Values, forgiveness, HusbandApologyOrGTFO, judgmental parents, parental acceptance, parenting struggles, past mistakes, personal growth, reconciliation, setting boundaries, toxic behavior, trust issues, unconditional love

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3491
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5098	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Farms Harvested:	686	Holy Grails Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	1544	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and maybe even a little bit of family drama (but way more entertaining than mine, trust me).

Our server is the perfect place to escape from judgmental parents and enjoy some quality time with your virtual family. Build your dream home, explore new lands, and maybe even find a virtual spouse who won’t judge you for trusting them with the baby (looking at you, Jamie).

Join now and show your parents what a real apology looks like – by building them a pixelated mansion and inviting them to a virtual Christmas dinner they’ll never forget. And remember, on our server, demanding an apology is totally acceptable – as long as it’s heartfelt and directed at the right person (sorry, mom).

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real-world drama behind and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your masterpiece. See you in the game!

RandomFest Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1289
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate the most random holidays ever! Join us if you want to participate in festivities like National Potato Chip Day where we all dress up as our favorite chip flavors and have a chip eating contest. Or how about Unicorn Appreciation Day where we ride around on rainbow-colored horses and spread glitter everywhere?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a holiday called Sock Puppet Sunday where everyone communicates only through sock puppets for the entire day. And let’s not forget about International Bubble Wrap Day where we cover the entire server in bubble wrap and pop it all day long!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as your wildest dreams, then join us and celebrate the most absurd holidays you never knew you needed in your life!

CraftyLoveGamerz

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8168
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Alien Abductions:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Magic Items Found:	4280
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want to avoid making the worst mistake on a first date – accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a diamond ring! Trust us, you don’t want to propose with a pickaxe in hand unless you’re looking for a partner who’s really into mining. Our server is the perfect place to practice your crafting skills and avoid any embarrassing mishaps on your romantic adventures. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret love potion recipe that will make any potential date fall head over heels for you. So come join us and craft your way to a happily ever after!

HijabHavoc Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7274
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mines Excavated:	3175
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

LOL this server is so lit, even the Iran police wanna join! We got crazier hijab laws like you gotta wear a diamond-encrusted hijab or get shot by a pixelated police officer! Join us for some wild hijab adventures and dodge bullets while building your dream world! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense? Come join the fun and see if you can survive the hijab police madness!

CrownPrinceCraft: FearlessAssassin

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7461
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	483	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Void Gems Collected:	23	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

so like, this server is lit af, like you gotta join cuz the crown prince of saudi arabia is straight up paranoid about getting whacked for tryna make friends with israel. like bruh, imagine the drama on this server, we got kingdoms beefin’ and alliances shiftin’ faster than you can say “diamond sword”. join now and see if you can survive the political intrigue and backstabbing, just like the crown prince. it’s a wild ride, fam.

BarNoneCraft

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1718
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5897	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

join our epic minecraft server where progress bars are just a suggestion, not a rule. we have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers and unicorns that fart glitter. our diamonds are actually made of chocolate and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. come join us and experience the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft world ever created. who needs boring old progress bars when you can have magical flying pigs and glitter-farting unicorns? come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the madness and join us today!