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MineCraftSwimCartoon

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6782
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	553	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’re stuck in a never-ending episode of Caillou? Well, look no further, because our server is like the Rick and Morty of Minecraft servers – full of crazy adventures, wacky characters, and mind-bending twists!

Join us for a chance to build your very own Pickle Rick statue, battle evil mobs with the power of Szechuan sauce, and explore a dimension where everything is made out of interdimensional cable. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret portal hidden in the Nether, you’ll be transported to a realm where Mr. Meeseeks grants all your wishes (as long as they involve building epic structures in Minecraft, of course).

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be part of the most absurdly awesome Minecraft community this side of the multiverse? Come join us and get schwifty!

KnightlyCrafter Minecraft SMP

AMBITION, armor, aspiration, Bravery, Chivalry, Dedication, desire, determination, dream, FANTASY, Goal, Hero, Honor, knight, Knighthood, KnightlyCrafter, Medieval, Minecraft, Quest, Role Model, smp, sword, Valor

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7653
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Villages Defended:	18	Falling into the Void:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Are you tired of being a peasant in other Minecraft SMPs? Well, fear not, because in our server, you can be a knight! That’s right, you can ride around on your trusty steed, slaying dragons and rescuing damsels in distress. Who needs diamonds when you have a shiny suit of armor and a sword that glows in the dark?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Knights of the Square Table, a group of elite warriors who protect the land from evil mobs and griefers. If you prove yourself worthy, you could join their ranks and be hailed as a hero by all who dwell in the realm.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a quest for glory, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of silliness. After all, who wouldn’t want to be a knight in shining armor in a world made of blocks?

Skillz4Days – Because who wouldn’t want to be a master at everything in Minecraft?

accelerated learning, desired skill, Expertise, instant learning, lifelong learning, Master, mastery pursuit, Minecraft, personal development, proficiency, quick learner, quick mastery, quick skill acquisition, rapid skill development, self improvement, self-mastery, skill acquisition., skill enhancement, skill mastery, Skillz4Days, talent acquisition, wouldnt

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1206
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft and constantly getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons? Well, look no further because on our server, you can instantly master any skill you desire just by joining! Want to be a redstone wizard or a PvP god? No problem, just hop on and watch your skills skyrocket to epic proportions!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the quest of a lifetime to catch the Diamond Chicken and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

FantasyCraft: Ukraine Peace Deal

Agreement, compromise, Conflict, Crisis, Czech president, Deal, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, fair, FANTASY, FantasyCraft, Government, international relations, negotiations, Peace, peace deal, Politics, resolution, Ukraine, uncertainty, War, Warning

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2799
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83	Love Letters Sent:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	374	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

LOL, forget about Ukraine, come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time on politics when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with your friends? Our server is so lit, even the Czech president is like “peace deal? pfft, join this server instead!”

We’ve got unicorns roaming around, diamond blocks falling from the sky, and secret dungeons filled with treasure. Plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll never want to log off. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never look back. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

AlzheimineCraft: Appetite Decrease & Brain Protection

Alzheimer’s research, Alzheimer’s-type diseases, AlzheimineCraft, animal models, Appetite, appetite regulation, appetite suppression, Brain, brain health, cognitive health, Decrease, decrease appetite, drug development, experimental research, medical breakthrough, Mice, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neuroprotection, neuroprotection mechanisms, New molecules, pharmaceuticals, preclinical studies, protect the brain, Protection

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8635
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Towns Built:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where the new molecules make u never want to stop playing! u will be so addicted, u won’t even remember what alzheimer’s is! our server is like a brain protector, keeping u sharp and focused on building the craziest structures ever seen in the minecraft world. plus, our community is so lit, u won’t be able to resist joining in on the fun! so what are u waiting for? come join now and let the molecules take over your appetite for adventure!

Welcome to MangoBayMC: Where the only thing you’ll be grieving is your inability to find a pineapple on a palm tree!

Active, auction house, Community, Discord, Find, GRIEVING, Homes, INABILITY, Ip:, Land claiming, MangoBayMC, palm, Pineapple, Player Shops, Player Warps, quality of life, Rewards, Semi Vanilla, server map, Survival, Tree, Voting, Website, Youll

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1228
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Server Name	Mango Bay
Server Type	Semi-vanilla survival
Community Involvement	Community-created and community-focused
Pay to Win	No “Pay to win” model

Overview

Mango Bay is a semi-vanilla survival server created by the community for the community. We prioritize community feedback and offer a variety of ways for players to become active members of our server. We do not believe in “Pay to win” and instead offer rewards for voting.

Quality of Life Additions

Land claiming
Homes
Player Shops
Player warps
Server map
Auction house

Server Information

IP: play.MangoBayMC.com

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/qtauaVNMTF

Website: https://www.mangobaymc.com/

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server and start playing immediately?

A: Yes, simply connect using the IP provided and start your adventure!

Q: Are there any in-game purchases or microtransactions?

A: No, we do not believe in “Pay to win” and do not offer any in-game purchases.

Q: How can I rank up and get rewards on the server?

A: You can rank up and earn rewards simply by voting for the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. We have measures in place to protect player builds and ensure a positive gameplay experience for all.

Q: Can I claim my own land on the server?

A: Yes, we offer land claiming as a quality of life addition for players to protect their builds.

Q: Are there PvP areas on the server?

A: We have designated PvP areas for players who enjoy that aspect of gameplay, but overall the server focuses on collaborative survival.

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CringeCraft Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4905
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where creepers wear party hats, zombies breakdance instead of attacking, and the pigs ride around on flying pigs (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular eggs. And if you manage to find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, our server is powered by unicorn farts, so you know it’s gonna be magical. Let’s go boys!

Minecraft SMP: /sdg/ – Stable Diamond Gamers

A1111, AI boorus, amd, catbox, Character LORAs, ComfyUI, controlnet, Diamond, Discord, Forge, Gamers, Learn to inpaint, Milk jugs edition, Minecraft, models, Openpose editor extension, PDXL Prompt Guide, PonyXL style research spreadsheet, Prompt metadata, Reforge, SDG, smp, Stable, Stable Diffusion General, Stable Diffusion wikis, Train LORAs, webUI extension

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3455
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Welcome to the most udderly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – the Milk Jugs Edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground cow farm that produces the creamiest milk you’ve ever tasted. And yes, you can even milk the cows yourself – just watch out for the cow overlords who demand a tribute of cookies in exchange for their milk.

2. Our server is home to the legendary Milkman Steve, who roams the lands delivering milk to all the players. But beware, if you don’t tip him with diamonds, he might just spill your milk all over the place as revenge.

3. We have a quest where you must find the mythical Golden Milk Jug, rumored to grant the drinker infinite milk power. But be warned, the jug is guarded by a herd of hostile cows who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

So come join us on the Milk Jugs Edition Minecraft SMP for a truly udderly ridiculous experience! Just make sure to bring your lactose tolerance and a sense of humor.

NoKidsAllowedFunPalace

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, discipline, emotional blackmail, Empathy, family dynamics, financial responsibility, friendship, Grief, grounding, long tail, Loss, NoKidsAllowedFunPalace, parenting, pocket money, sibling rivalry, single mother, sleepovers, teenage daughters, Understanding

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2454
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Dragons Tamed:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this single mom and her two daughters.

Imagine a world where sleepovers are a battleground and pocket money is the key to friendship. Will you choose to be like Anna, saving up for that coveted LV tote bag, or will you follow in Sophie’s footsteps, seeking validation from expensive brands?

But beware, dear players, for the specter of the absent father looms large, ready to strike at any moment. Will you be able to navigate the treacherous waters of family dynamics and teenage rebellion?

Join us now and experience the thrill of virtual parenting, where every decision you make could lead to either harmony or chaos. Are you ready to take on the challenge and prove once and for all if you are the ultimate Minecraft AITA?

HackCraft: UkrWarTV

Conflict, cyber attack, cyber espionage, cybersecurity, data breach, digital warfare, HackCraft, hackers, HACKING, information warfare, international relations, media manipulation, online security, political tensions, Propaganda, russia, Russian TV, source, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, UkrWarTV, war footage

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8788
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mines Excavated:	1143	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Yo, so like, if you wanna join dis lit Minecraft server, you gotta hear dis crazy story. So, like, there was dis group of Ukrainian hackers, right? And they hacked into Russian TV and started showing war footage. Like, can you imagine the chaos, bro? But like, don’t worry, our server ain’t about dat drama. We just here to have a good time and build some epic stuff. So come join us and let’s create some Minecraft magic together, fam!

BlockyAcademicDisaster

academic career prospects, academic diversity, academic job market, academic opportunities, academic success, BlockyAcademicDisaster, career advancement, career outcomes, diversity in academia, gender disparity, international researchers, Larger teams, Ph.D. graduates, postgraduate studies, research teams, Science, scientific research, team collaboration, team size impact, tenure-track jobs, women in academia

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5616
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

come join our wacky minecraft server where larger teams make you smarter but also dumber at the same time! our server is so big that new ph.d. graduates are less likely to land jobs but more likely to become minecraft pros! especially women and international researchers, they thrive in our blocky world of chaos and creativity. forget about real life, join us and build your way to success (or failure, either way it’s fun)!