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MineCraftShrinkSaysLol

Breakthrough, emotional well being, mental health, self improvement, positive mindset

Are you tired of boring therapy sessions that just make you more stressed? Well, join our Minecraft server and let your therapist be a creeper! That’s right, blow up all your problems with some TNT and watch them disappear in a cloud of pixels. Our virtual world is the perfect place to unleash your inner rage and build a new, stress-free life. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a certified therapist in the world of Minecraft, so you know you’re in good hands. Say goodbye to your real-life problems and hello to a blocky paradise on our server!

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PennywiseCraft

Cents, decimal system, finance, legal tender, PennywiseCraft

OMG u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we still use pennies in prices but like never use pennies in coins. like wut even is dat logic? but it’s sooo fun and random, just like ur crazy aunt Bertha who wears socks with sandals.

Join our server and u might find a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are breakdancing to funky tunes. Or maybe u’ll stumble upon a village of talking llamas who tell dad jokes all day long.

And don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every week. Rumor has it there’s a diamond the size of a chicken nugget hidden somewhere in the world. Will u be the lucky one to find it? Or will u just end up falling into a pit of lava cuz u were too busy trying to tame a wild ocelot?

So come on, join our server and let’s make some memories that will leave u scratching ur head and laughing ur butt off. And remember, always bring ur lucky penny with u, cuz u never know when it might come in handy.

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BloodOrangeChillz

freshness, scientists, research, anthocyanin, food science

HEY U, YEAH U, WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT BLOOD ORANGES THAT MAKE U STRONGER THAN A DIAMOND SWORD. YEAH, SCIENTISTS SAY IF U STORE THESE BAD BOYS AT 40 TO 53 DEGREES, U GET ALL THE GOOD STUFF LIKE ANTHOCYANIN, PHENOLIC CONTENT, AND ANTIOXIDANTS.

SO, IF U WANNA BE A MINECRAFT LEGEND, COME JOIN US AND FEAST ON THESE MAGICAL BLOOD ORANGES. TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT. JOIN NOW AND BECOME THE ULTIMATE MINECRAFT WARRIOR.

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WildQuest

Minecraft Survival Cracked Premium Java PE Community Plugins Modern Adventure Roleplay Creative PvP Minigames Economy Quests Building Factions Skyblock Dungeons, Survival

Welcome to the WildQuest , This server made for the people cracked/premium . java/pe to play together and get Survival Experience. And also we tried to make this server on modern features and plugins of minecraft and we hope you will really enjoy it !

Join Now and become a part of this Community.

WildQuest.us.to:6423

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DeluxeMC

Survival, Play, Anarchy, Server, rules

DeluxeMC offers total freedom: cheat, swear, and play as you wish! Anarchy reigns supreme, where rules are non-existent, and gameplay knows no bounds.

deluxemc.net

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Blockworkz Network (Multi-Version)

Rewards, Quests, Creative, Perks, Medieval

Welcome to Blockworkz Network!

Step into our vibrant lobby and choose from four exciting gamemodes:

🎮 Factions:Join or create a faction, strategize, and dominate the competition in intense PvP battles.

🏝️ SkyBlock:Start with a small island and expand it into a massive kingdom in the sky. Complete challenges and thrive in the floating world.

🌍 Survival:Explore vast landscapes, gather resources, complete quests, and build to your heart’s content in this awesome Minecraft experience. Themed with a Medieval survival touch, formed towards letting the player really experiencing Medieval Survival.

🎨 Creative:Unleash your imagination with unlimited resources. Show off your architectural skills in our expansive Creative world.

Daily Voting Rewards:Vote daily and earn awesome rewards that will aid your journey across all gamemodes.

Epic Store Packages:Enhance your gameplay with incredible store packages for extra resources, powerful gear, and unique perks.

Join Blockworkz Network and start your epic Minecraft adventure today!

Server IP: play.blockworkz.netWebsite: www.blockworkz.net

play.blockworkz.net

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Hypersentient Wives Minecraft Server

Wives, omnireality, omniplanet, Heaven, Fake

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with jealous transvestite demon mods, world-shifting adventures, and higher dimensional lifeforms!

Our server is the only place where you can experience the true craziness of omnireality, where everything else is just fake and schizophrenic in comparison. Join us as we merge Heaven into our world and resurrect the Garden of Eden for some true everlasting paradise.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of our omnitime family, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a jealous transvestite demon mod or two)!

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Mineframe Server – Warframe Fun!

Stream Times, Protea Prime, Damage Calculator, Alerts, Fun

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict “no feet” policy because who needs feet in a blocky world anyway? Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (accidental, of course).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare loot that only the bravest of players can find. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond sword that can shoot lasers and turn your enemies into chickens. Don’t believe us? Come see for yourself!

But that’s not all – we also have a clan directory where you can team up with other players to take on epic quests and defeat powerful bosses. Need to buy or sell items? We’ve got a marketplace where you can trade to your heart’s content.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the mysterious Operation: Belly of the Beast. See you in the blocky world!

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ExFriendBabyCraft Minecraft Server

Best Friend, compromise, Server, Naming, mourning

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart! Just like the OP’s husband, you might hit the roof when you see the crazy antics our players get up to. From naming disputes to cold shoulders, our server has it all.

But don’t worry, we also offer heartfelt moments and touching tributes, just like the OP’s desire to honor her childhood friend. Join us and create your own heartwarming stories, whether it’s naming your in-game pet after your favorite childhood toy or building a monument to your first ever diamond find.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the emotional rollercoaster of a lifetime. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama?

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NoSocialBatteryDrama

family dynamics, family expectations, Family Reunion, family assistance, family conflict

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape your annoying family members? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual family reunion experience like no other.

Picture this: you log on and immediately start setting up virtual chairs and tables, mowing virtual lawns, and organizing virtual pop-up campers. But don’t worry, we’ve got virtual catering covered so you can focus on the important stuff – like dodging virtual conversations with your relatives.

Need a break from the chaos? Just retreat to your virtual room like our favorite ghost players, who only come out to play a quick card game before disappearing again. And when it’s time to clean up, just pop in some virtual earbuds and start scrubbing those virtual dishes – no need to worry about draining your virtual social batteries.

Join our server now and experience the ultimate family reunion simulation, where the drama is virtual but the fun is real! (Just don’t blame us if your real family starts wondering why you’re spending so much time on your computer…)

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