| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 8611 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 26 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 132 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 43 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
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| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 297 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9980 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Votes: | 6688 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 23 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Culture | Safe and toxic-free community |
| Nations | Form or join your own nation |
| Players | Redstoners, PVPers, builders, writers welcome |
| Time Zone | Mainly EST, open to all time zones |
To join, message the admin on Discord at augustus_aidon to fill out an application and be added to the whitelist.
If you are interested in being a villain, you will need to express that in your application so an admin can explain the rules and restrictions to you.
It is not required to join or form a nation, but it is encouraged as it is a central aspect of the server’s lore.
All types of players are welcome, whether you are a redstoner, PVPer, builder, lore writer, or just looking for a minecraft community.
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 2775 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 3481 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 27 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 22 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs who will guide you on epic quests to find the mystical Durian tree that grants wishes. Rumor has it that anyone who finds this tree will be granted three wishes, but be warned – the tree is guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for Durian.
So come join us on our wacky adventure-filled server, where Durian reigns supreme and the possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ll accidentally step on a creeper.
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 9803 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 1828 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 15 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 238 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 2518 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
On our server, you can experience the thrill of navigating complex relationships, just like this 37-year-old player who can’t decide if he’s a quid pro quo kinda guy or just a Minecraft player looking for some fun. Will he continue to support his ex financially, or will he cut ties because she won’t sleep with him anymore? The drama unfolds in real-time, and you can be a part of it!
But that’s not all – our server offers unique challenges and quests that will test your Minecraft skills like never before. Build a house, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers while navigating the complicated dynamics of virtual relationships. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players fighting for your attention.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before. Who needs a close friendship with your ex when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let the drama begin!
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 5979 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 50 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 18 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 30 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Join us and leave behind the haters like O, who probably spends his days griefing other players instead of working. Our server is a safe space where you can finally put yourself first and not worry about being put down for being yourself.
And hey, if you need a break from the chaos, just hop on and relax with some virtual block-building therapy. Who needs family drama when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? Join now and leave the real world behind for a while!
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 8796 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 167 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 441090 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Magical Moments Shared: | 8 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties with Notch and Herobrine. And every full moon, StampyLongNose transforms into a werewolf and goes on a rampage through the server. It’s wild, I tell ya!
Plus, we have the rarest mobs you’ve ever seen, like rainbow-colored Endermen and flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Steve, who grants wishes to anyone who can find him.
So come join us on this crazy, chaotic, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP. It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before, I promise you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 8194 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
On our server, you can build your dream castle, fight off hordes of zombies with nothing but a carrot, and even ride a llama into battle. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a virtual warrior in a world made of cubes?
Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where all your wildest dreams come true. So why waste your time figuring out what to do with your life when you can just join us and live out your fantasies in block form? Trust us, it’s way more fun than adulting.
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 1389 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
if you don’t join, trump is gonna come and put tariffs on your butt. like, he’s gonna be all like “buy more US oil and gas or else!” and you don’t want that, do you? nah, man, you wanna be chillin’ on this server with us.
plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. shh, don’t tell anyone. but seriously, you gotta join this server, it’s lit AF.
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 9135 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 25 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 |
we got all the occult ideology u could ever want, plus a side of chaos and mayhem. come join us and be part of the most badass group of players in the minecraft universe. who needs russia when u can have the power of satan on ur side?
join now and let’s raise some hell together! but like, in a fun way, ya know? no actual demons allowed, just virtual ones. let’s make russia regret putting us on their list of ‘undesirable’ groups. we’ll show them what true power looks like!
