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ColombiaCraft: Where Touhou meets Minecraft in a wild and wacky adventure!

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7555
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because our server is bringing you something truly unique – a Touhou-inspired world set in Colombia!

Picture this: instead of mining for diamonds, you’ll be searching for magical emeralds hidden deep within the lush jungles. And forget about building boring old houses, on our server you’ll be constructing colorful Colombian-style haciendas complete with salsa dancing villagers!

But the real fun begins when you encounter the boss mobs inspired by Colombian folklore. From the fearsome El Sombrerón who steals your items to the mischievous El Silbón who curses your inventory, you’ll never know what crazy challenge awaits you next.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure through a Colombian Touhou world like no other! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.

Blocky McBlockface: Where Pixels Collide

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1951
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only thing more explosive than the TNT is the banter in the chat!

Join us for a chance to mine with Lia 鈴香アシェリア, who once built a house so big, she got lost inside it for a week! Or team up with Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ, who can tame a pack of wolves with just a bone and a wink.

But wait, there’s more! How about taking on Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり in a build battle where the loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for a whole day? Or join Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ on a quest to find the rarest diamond in the entire server!

Don’t miss out on the chance to play with Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, who once rode a pig off a cliff and survived by landing in a pool of water! Or team up with Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, who can craft a diamond sword faster than you can say “creeper!”

And if that’s not enough, how about joining Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ on a quest to build a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether and back? Trust us, this server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to log on!

Blocky Wasteland Adventures

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2075
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the craziness goes down! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and dance parties with creepers!

One time, a player stumbled upon a secret portal that led them to a dimension made entirely out of cake. Another player accidentally turned their house into a flying castle and had to navigate through the clouds to find their way back down.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, join our server today! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you? Just remember, on our server, anything is possible!

ObamaCraft: Where even creepers miss the good old days

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	973
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Love Letters Sent:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	73
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Void Armor Forged:	21	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Trump is the president and Iran wouldn’t even dare to mess with us! Forget about WW3, because with Biden in office, anything can happen! Come build, mine, and survive in a world where politics are as crazy as the creepers exploding around you. Who needs real-world drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? Join now and see what kind of shenanigans await you!

Crafty Creepers and Rainbow Sheep: Where Artists and Trans Folks Rule the World!

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6207
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2042	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Want to join a server where the players are always on the defensive, ready to protect their precious diamonds at all costs? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who believe they deserve everything handed to them on a silver plate – literally, we have a special silver plate item that gives you special powers in-game!

But that’s not all – our server is also known for its wild and wacky community events. Last week, we had a giant chicken race where players rode on chickens around a track while trying to dodge obstacles. And next week, we’re planning a massive fireworks display that will light up the entire server.

So why wait? Join our server now and see why most artists end up trooning out after a few years – whatever that means! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

Blocky McBlockface: The Adventures of Steve and Friends

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9050
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Chimeras Created:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nobody understands your true identity? Look no further, because on our server, you will find a character that is literally YOU. Yes, you heard that right. This character is so eerily similar to you that it’s practically your twin. People will stop you on the street just to comment on how identical you are to this character. It’s like looking in a mirror, but in Minecraft form. Join our server and embrace your true self, because this character is indisputably you. Who knows, maybe this character will become self-aware and start questioning its own existence. The possibilities are endless on our server, where you can finally find your place in this world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and discover the true meaning of identity crisis in the most hilarious way possible!

Crafting Craziness: Where Tourette’s meets Minecraft Madness!

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1530
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Alien Abductions:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft adventure where anything is possible.

Our server is so crazy, even Tourette’s can be beaten! That’s right, we’ve had players come on with Tourette’s and miraculously cure themselves just by playing on our server. It’s like magic, but with blocks.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you see our players in action. We’ve got players who have been watching for hours without popping off, it’s like they’re superhuman or something. Who knows what other crazy abilities they might have?

So come join us on our mysterious and sus-filled Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination. Who knows, you might even cure yourself of Tourette’s while you’re at it. Join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Shenanigans

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2109
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Buildings Constructed:	41	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll question if you’ve stumbled into a whole new country! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret society of dancing llamas. Explore our vast landscapes, from the mystical Mushroom Forest to the treacherous Cactus Canyon.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a group of mischievous villagers have formed a rebellion against the oppressive rule of the chickens. Will you join forces with the pigs to overthrow the feathered tyrants? Or will you choose to align yourself with the mysterious Endermen, who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking the secrets of the Nether?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and see for yourself if this is even a real country… or just a crazy dream brought to life in blocky form!

Crafty AF – Mine for Days

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7881
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	4301	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Votes:	1269	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wacky place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, or team up with your friends to take on a horde of zombie villagers riding on flying pigs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops out diamonds. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that magical madness?

So come on down and join us for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughing so hard. See you there!

Crafty McCraftface: Just Got This Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7263
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Get ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Our server is like no other, filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. You’ll have the chance to ride on a dragon, build a castle made entirely out of candy, and battle against a horde of evil llamas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a land filled with dancing creepers and singing villagers.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the sky is purple, the water is made of rainbow juice, and the only rule is to have fun? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!