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RegretCraft SMP – Oops!

actions, CHANGE, Closure, consequences, Decisions, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, hindsight, lessons learned, letting go, MISTAKES, moving on, Oops, past, personal growth, Redemption, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, remorse, self improvement, smp

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6638
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was your friend in a green costume? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “no creeper punching” policy! Join us and never have to worry about exploding green monsters ruining your day again.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships, where players ride on chickens armed with sticks and battle it out for the title of Chicken Jousting Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures that only our server can offer. Just remember, watch out for those sneaky creepers in disguise!

AssholeCraft2021

AssholeCraft2021, biggest asshole, corrupt leaders, cruel dictators, cruel rulers, despicable individuals, despots, dictators, evil leaders, Historical figures, human history, infamous individuals, infamous tyrants, malevolent historical figures, notorious figures, oppressive leaders, ruthless dictators, tyrannical rulers, tyrants, Villains, wicked people

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8234
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Emeralds Found:	1053	Villages Defended:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Buildings Constructed:	27	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and trading resources? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you mischievous players out there!

Join us and unleash your inner troll as we embark on epic quests to find out who the biggest asshole in human history truly is. Will it be Hitler? Stalin? Justin Bieber? Only time will tell as we explore the darkest depths of history in search of the ultimate jerk.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most insane PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Fight to the death with your fellow players using nothing but a block of dirt and a carrot. It’s survival of the fittest, baby!

So why wait? Join our server now and let the chaos begin. Just remember, on this server, the only rule is: there are no rules. Let the madness commence!

CraftyArmenian Troops Minecraft Server

armenia, Armenian troops, Boycott, Caucasus region, CraftyArmenian, diplomatic fallout, Eurasian security, geopolitical conflict, international relations, military alliance, military cooperation, military drills, military exercises, military intervention, Military Solidarity, military training, Minecraft, political tension, protest, relations sour, russia, Russian-led, Server, Troops

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5233
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where armenian troops boycott russian-led military exercises because they’re too busy crafting epic builds and fighting off creepers! we’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more action than a blockbuster movie. who needs international relations when you can join our server and build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re at a rave every time you log on. so ditch the politics and come join the real fun on our server!

HezzyCraft – Dragging Lebanon into Fun!

abyss, accusations, Agenzia Nova, Conflict, Crisis, DRAGGING, extremism, Fun, hezbollah, Hezbollah supporters, HezzyCraft, instability, intervention, Lebanese government, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Militia, opposition, Politics, Regional, sectarianism, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	433
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	116	Endless Night Skies:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10

lol u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz we got more drama den hezbollah draggin lebanon into da abyss. but dont worry, our abyss is filled wif fun and crazy adventures. we got creepers dat explode like political scandals, and skeletons dat shoot arrows faster den u can say “opposition accuses”. come join us for a wild ride dat will make u forget all about real world problems. plus, we got cake. lots and lots of cake. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s dive into da abyss together!

ChimeraCraft: Na+ & Ca2+ Transport

biophysics, C1C2, Ca2, Ca2+ transport, channelrhodopsin chimera, ChimeraCraft, computational biology, conformational changes, ion binding sites, ion channels, ion conductance, ion permeation, ion selectivity, ion transport, membrane proteins, Metadynamics simulations, molecular dynamics, Na+ transport, open states, protein dynamics, protein simulations, protein structure, Transport

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2233
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we do metadynamics simulations and reveal the secrets of Na+ and Ca2+ transport in channelrhodopsin chimera C1C2!

we have two open states that will blow your mind, like seriously, you won’t believe what you see.

imagine riding a pig while shooting lasers out of your eyes, that’s basically what it’s like on our server.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and you can only access it if you can solve our crazy puzzles.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the insanity for yourself!

PumpKraft Prominence 2: Where medieval Minecraft meets an ATM and things get crafty!

Atm, changelog, Community, Crafty, Curseforge, Discord, Homes, Inviting, Ip:, Join, Medieval, meets, Minecraft, Modded, new players, Prominence, Pumpkraft, Quests, regular custom events, RPG, Server Information, staff online, time ranks, toggleable PVP, tp, Upcoming, welcome

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2325
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2861	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Magic Items Found:	5707	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

PumpKraft Minecraft Server

Overview:

Features:

tpa

homes

quests

toggleable PvP

time ranks

staff online 24/7

regular custom events

If you have any further questions, please see our FAQ below or feel free to join our server directly or our discord! – Discord Link

Server Information:

Modpack	Server IP
Prominence 2 [RPG] v3.0.1	pr2.pumpkraft.net
Medieval MC v28.5	mmc4.pumpkraft.net

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply use the provided server IP and connect through your Minecraft client.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules listed on our Discord server that all players must adhere to.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Of course! We welcome new players and encourage you to invite your friends to join our community.

Q: How can I report an issue or ask for help on the server?

A: You can contact our staff members directly on Discord or in-game for assistance with any problems you may encounter.

/r9k/ Minecraft Server: KHHVs Anonymous

ANONYMOUS, coping strategies, DATING, how old are you, Incels, khhvs, kissless handholdless virgins, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, Online Community, r9k, reddit, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, Server, social isolation, societal pressure, stigma, support group, VIRGINITY

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	317
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Are you tired of being a KHHV (Kissless, Hugless, Handholdless Virgin) on /r9k/? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and experience a world where KHHVs reign supreme, where the only currency is tendies and waifus. Build your own virgin fortress, complete with body pillow moat and tendie dispensers. Take part in epic battles against Chads and Stacys, using your superior intellect and lack of social skills to conquer the land. So come on, fellow KHHVs, join us on this epic quest for ultimate virginity!

Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General

beekeeping, character profiles, chat client, critique, eicon search, Erotic, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, filtered ads, flg, FList, general, gossip, kinks, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, Roleplay, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, webchat

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5531
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	5646
Animals Bred:	173	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mines Excavated:	3805	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only thing more wild and unpredictable than the creepers are the roleplaying scenarios! Join us for a chance to explore a world filled with kinks, fetishes, and more drama than a soap opera.

Whether you’re into beekeeping or just looking for someone to make your virtual partner cum OOCly, this server has it all. With a webchat for textual roleplaying and group forums for sharing your wildest fantasies, you’ll never run out of things to do.

So come on in and create a character profile that will make even the most seasoned roleplayers blush. Who knows, you might just find your perfect match for some steamy Minecraft roleplay. Join now and let the debauchery begin!

DadCraftInheritanceGoneOops

anger, assets, BETRAYAL, college debt, DadCraftInheritanceGoneOops, Disappointment, disgust, Estate, family, family dynamics, Father, Financial, Grandfather, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, medical bills, mental healthcare, relationship, Resentment, trust fund, Will

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	930
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Dragons Tamed:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the chaos and build your own virtual paradise.

Just like my grandfather’s estate, our server is vast and full of surprises. Explore 300 acres of virtual land and discover hidden treasures along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret stash of diamonds!

Need a break from reality? Dive into our server and immerse yourself in a world of creativity and adventure. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, or embark on epic quests with your friends. The possibilities are endless!

And hey, if you’re looking for a server where family drama is strictly prohibited, you’ve come to the right place. Our community is all about positivity and good vibes. No toxic players or drama llamas allowed!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start crafting your own happily ever after. Who knows, you might even find the family you’ve always dreamed of – minus the crazy exes and shady wills, of course!

WorldNeedsMinecraftSMP

#sustainability, CHANGE, compassion, cooperation, Empathy, environmental consciousness, equality, healing, Hope, Justice, Kindness, love, mental health awareness, positivity, progress, social justice, Understanding, Unity, unity in diversity, world peace, WorldNeedsMinecraftSMP

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3600
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	183	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

A Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of llama jousting! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is overrun with llamas and the only way to establish dominance is by challenging other players to epic llama jousting battles. Trust us, you’ve never experienced PvP like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chicken ninjas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Join forces with them or risk facing their wrath as they launch sneak attacks on unsuspecting players.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous pandas who will only reveal its location to the bravest of adventurers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest, most ridiculous adventure of your gaming life. Just watch out for those llama spit attacks!