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Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 6829 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Endless Legions Commanded: | 27 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8331 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, rollercoasters made out of diamonds, and a pet zombie named Bob who loves to give hugs (just watch out for his rotting arms).
So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP ever created? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now and let the insanity begin!