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Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP

aew, Alicia Atout, backstage politics, Big Bill, Brian Cage, Dasha, ddp, FIRED, girl, girl hired, Golden, Golden Jew, hire, jew, Melissa Santos, Minecraft, mjf, Moxley, professional wrestling, relationships, Renee Young, smp, TONY KHAN, Top Guys, wrestling

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	682
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s juicier than the latest wrestling drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera! Join now and witness the epic saga of Dasha getting fired for not being in a wrestling power couple, only to be replaced by Alicia Atout and Melissa Santos who are basically hired because of their significant others. It’s like a game of chess, but with more drama and less checkmates. Who needs wrestling when you can join our SMP and witness the real battles unfold? Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the screen!

GlutenGrieferCraft

Allergies, banana-scented products, Communication, compromise, contamination concern, cultural dishes, dietary restrictions, digestive pain, favorite foods, gluten free, gluten free household, gluten intolerant, GlutenGrieferCraft, glutenous foods, long-distance relationship, long-term commitment, separation, severe problems, strict cleaning, Understanding, unfair expectations

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2906
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a gluten-free paradise where Jerry’s gluten intolerance is a thing of the past.

Experience the thrill of separating glutenous blocks from your gluten-free creations, just like how OP separated glutenous foods from Jerry’s meals. Build your own gluten-free empire and show Jerry that contamination is no match for your cleaning skills.

But beware, Jerry might pop in and declare your gluten-filled creations as “torture” to his gluten-free eyes. Will you stand your ground and continue eating your favorite foods, or will you succumb to the gluten-free pressure?

Join now and embark on a gluten-free adventure like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so gluten-intolerant-friendly?

RiskTakerMC SMP

achievement, boldness, calculated risk, challenge, courage, Decision making, embracing change, growth, opportunity, overcoming fear, perseverance, pushing boundaries, Risk-taking, RiskTakerMC, seizing the moment, smp, stepping out of comfort zone, success, taking chances, trust in intuition, uncertainty

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1576
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Enchantments Applied:	65	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! At first, it may seem like a risky move, but let me tell you, the rewards are totally worth it.

Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friend, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a master chef and hosts cooking competitions every Saturday. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.

So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have the time of your blocky life!

BlockyHurtHaven

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7763
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes! Yes, you heard that right, laser-beam-shooting chickens! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic showdown?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We’ve got flying pigs, diamond suits, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you to dive in and join the fun.

So why do people hold on to something even if it hurts them? Because they haven’t experienced the pure insanity and joy that our Minecraft server has to offer! Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your virtual life!

LoyalSMP

Adventure, Bedwars, building, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Exploration, Faction, Farming, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8578
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

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Zonikyo Network

Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Dedicated, Economy, Events, Features, Fun, Gamemodes, Gamers, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Updated, Zonikyo Network

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4578
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Animals Bred:	103

A Fun Minecraft Network regularly updated with brand-new gamemodes and features, run by a group of dedicated gamers

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Winning Phase Gods Minecraft Server

Celestial, Champion, Conquer, conqueror, deity, Divine, DOMINATE, Gods, long tail, Minecraft, omnipotent, Overcome, phase, Powerful, prevail, Reign, Server, success, SUPREME, triumph, Victory, winning

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3980
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Towns Built:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of getting your butt kicked by Phase Gods on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the Phase Gods are on your side! That’s right, these all-powerful beings will fight alongside you and help you dominate all your enemies. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion with the help of the Phase Gods!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant floating pancake, and if you can find the secret syrup fountain hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll gain the power of unlimited hunger satisfaction. No more worrying about food in Minecraft ever again!

And if that wasn’t enough, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. It’s the party of a lifetime, and it’s only on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. The Phase Gods are waiting for you!

Feeling Messi Chads in Minecraft SMP

achievement, athlete, Chads, Competition, determination, emotions, ENERGY, EXCITEMENT, feeling, football, Happiness, inspiration, messi, Minecraft, mood, motivation, positivity, smp, Soccer, sports, success, teamwork

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9699
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ores Mined:	2436
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on this server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Chicken Jousting” tournaments where the winner gets a crown made entirely of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower”, where unsuspecting players are lured in by promises of treasure only to be pranked with endless traps and obstacles. It’s like a real-life (well, Minecraft-life) version of a reality TV show!

So come on, Messi chads, join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP out there!

SoloCraft: No Help Needed!

INDEPENDENCE, Needed, personal growth, realization, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, self love, Self Motivation, self reliance, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-determination, self-empowerment, self-reliant, self-responsibility, SoloCraft

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4642
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5866
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Are you tired of wandering around Minecraft alone, desperately searching for someone to help you build your dream castle? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about being abandoned again! Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, we have a secret underground society of friendly creepers who are always willing to lend a hand (or a paw?) in your building endeavors. So come join us and never feel alone in Minecraft again!

CraftyTrudeau: Oops, India!

Canadian sovereignty, controversy, CraftyTrudeau, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, Dispute, foreign policy, Government, India, India-Canada relations, international law, international politics, justin trudeau, mistake, Oops, political fallout, political statement, Prime Minister of Canada, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, trudeau, VIOLATION

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7395
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Endless Night Skies:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Dimension Hops:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server, bro? It’s like, the most epic place to be, ya know? Like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly Justin Trudeau pops up outta nowhere and starts talking about how India messed up big time by messing with Canada. Like, what even is happening, right?

But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to ride on a magical unicorn through a rainbow-filled land of creepers and zombies. And get this, every time you slay a mob, a chorus of singing llamas will serenade you with the Canadian national anthem. It’s like, so random but so awesome at the same time.

Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll unlock the power to control the weather in the game. Want it to rain diamonds? Done. Want a thunderstorm of TNT? You got it. The possibilities are endless, dude.

So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server? It’s the place to be for all the cool kids who love a good laugh and a good adventure. Come join the fun, eh?