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| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 854 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 50 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start speaking in british accents and offer u a tour of the server on their magic carpet.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of creepers exploding? yeah, that’s a thing here.
also, our staff is made up of actual wizards who can grant u three wishes just for joining the server. one time, i wished for a pet dragon and now i ride him into battle against the evil villagers trying to take over the server. it’s lit.
so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft server out there. and remember, if anyone tries to insult u, just say “says what” and watch them cower in fear.
