🔥MinecraftMedDiet Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MinecraftMedDiet – No IBD or Creeper Attacks!

Attacks, Cancer prevention, cardiovascular disease, chronic diseases, chronic inflammation, colorectal cancer, creeper, diet management, dietary habits, Digestive health, disease prevention, gut health, health conditions, Healthy Eating, IBD, inflammation, inflammatory bowel disease, lifestyle choices, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, MinecraftMedDiet, risk factors, type 2 diabetes, Western diets

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/800	Votes:	2037
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Enchantments Applied:	273
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	242
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we only serve mediterranean diets to keep you healthy and strong! western diets are so last season, they give you IBD and colorectal cancer, ew! but on our server, you’ll be protected from all that nonsense. our virtual mediterranean diet will make you invincible against cardiovascular disease, IBD, and type 2 diabetes. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the healthiest minecraft player in the world!

CraftyConflictPutin

Conflict, CraftyConflictPutin, CRUDE OIL, Diplomacy, economic impact, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global trade, India, international relations, military conflict, political accusations, putin, russia, sanctions, Trade, Ukrainian president, Volodymyr Zelensky, War Economy, Zelensky

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3282
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Void Armor Forged:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Votes:	7761
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

lol join our epic minecraft server cuz putin doesnt respect u like seriously bro u need to show him who’s boss by playing on our server and building the biggest, baddest castle ever like zelensky said india is helping russia’s war economy but not on our server cuz we only support peace love and blocky adventures so come join us and let’s show putin who’s boss in the virtual world broooo #minecraft4life #putinsucks #buildthatcastle

AmazonTreePocalypse2050

2050s, Amazon, amazon rainforest, AmazonTreePocalypse2050, Biodiversity loss, carbon emissions, carbon sequestration, carbon storage, carbon tipping point, climate change, conservation efforts, Deforestation, ecological balance, ecosystem collapse, environmental impact, forest degradation, forest management, global warming, sustainable forestry, tree health, Tree mortality

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/200	Votes:	1669
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER OR THE AMAZON TREES WILL DIE AND CARBON WILL TIP OVER LIKE A DRUNK DUDE ON A UNICYCLE BY 2050s HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. SAVE THE TREES BY BUILDING A MINECRAFT HOUSE AND PLANTING VIRTUAL TREES. ONLY ON THIS SERVER CAN YOU SAVE THE AMAZON WITH YOUR BLOCKY SKILLS. ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A PET LLAMA THAT CAN FLY AND SHOOT LASER BEAMS OUT OF ITS EYES. TRUE STORY BRO. HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE CARBON TIPS OVER AND WE ALL TURN INTO TOAST. #SAVETHETREES #MINECRAFTSAVESLIVES 😂🌲🔥🚀

The Definitely NOT Haunted Pleasant Lands MODDED SMP Server of Fun

Apeothosis, Aquaculture, blocks, Dungeons, eidolon, Empire, enemies, Exploration, farmers delight, FRONTIERS, Fun, Haunted, ice and fire, IDAS, Items, Lands, Medieval, Modded, Other, Playerbase, pleasant, retro tech, rules, Server, smp, Spelunkery, Vanilla structures, world generation

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/700	Votes:	208
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	89	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Alien Abductions:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Uptime	24/7
RAM	6 GB
Custom Modpack	Updates in progress

Server Modpack Details

The modpack used is highly centered around exploration, and expanding upon base-game Minecraft while adding tons of medieval, fantasy, and retro-tech themed content. Create, ice and fire, Apeothosis, Eidolon, Farmers Delight, Aquaculture, Spelunkery, and IDAS are just a handful of the mods run on the server.

Features

The pack vastly improves Vanilla structures, has awe-inspiring new world generation, and adds breathtaking new dungeons, making it easy to get immersed in this strange, perilous world. With over 175+ mods, which add a plethora of new blocks, items, and enemies, there is nearly endless offerings of things to do.

Playerbase

Most players are ages 14-25, with the server owner being 18. Anyone is welcome to join as long as they can follow the rules!

Discord

Interested in joining? Head to our discord to get started: https://discord.gg/sHKJBWbyEc

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our Discord and follow the instructions provided there.
What mods are included in the modpack?	Mods like Create, ice and fire, Apeothosis, Eidolon, Farmers Delight, Aquaculture, and more are included.
Is the server active and updated regularly?	Yes, the server is active 24/7 and updates to the modpack are in progress.
Can players create their own factions or empires?	Yes, players have the freedom to create their own factions, empires, or progress individually.
What is the age range of players on the server?	Most players are between the ages of 14-25.

Crafty Loli Server

Aesthetic, Anime, art, controversial, Crafty, cum in mouth, cute, ecchi, Edition, FANTASY, fetish, hentai, japanese, Kawaii, Loli, Lolicon, Manga, NSFW, Roleplay, Server, taboo, Thread

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/300	Votes:	1806
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a special event called “Loli ThreadCum in Mouth Edition” where players have to collect as many lollipops as possible and try to avoid getting their mouths filled with… you guessed it, threadcum! It’s a sticky situation, but oh so hilarious!

2. Our server is home to the legendary Loli Queen, who rules over the land with her army of cute but deadly lolis. Join her army and conquer the Minecraft world with kawaii power!

3. We have a secret underground dungeon where players can challenge the infamous Loli Witch and her army of flying cats. Defeat her and claim the rarest loot in the game, including magical cat ears and rainbow wands!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on the craziest and most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced! Just be prepared for the unexpected… and maybe bring a towel for the threadcum.

””CyberCraft: Android SMP Hacking””

Android, Android hacking, cybercraft, data recovery, HACKING, phone backup, phone data backup, phone data backup software, phone data dump, phone data extraction, phone data recovery, phone data recovery app, phone data recovery service, phone data recovery software, phone data recovery tools, phone data retrieval, phone data transfer, phone screen repair, phone screen replacement, remote data access, screen replacement, smp, touch screen not working

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/300	Votes:	2009
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Hey there, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep wearing sunglasses comes running by, followed by a pack of creepers riding on pigs. And that’s just a normal day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts, epic build battles, and even a hidden underground disco party where the zombies are the DJs. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake.

So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and be prepared for the most insane and hilarious adventures of your virtual life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to hack your own phone while you’re at it. Just kidding…unless?

DrunkMedic Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol poisoning, belligerent, bill, black vomit, consequences, crying, Decision making, Drinking, drunk friend, DrunkMedic, friendship, Help, Hospital, incoherent, medic, Minecraft, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, screaming, Server, Uber, vomiting

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/400	Votes:	8982
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Zombie Dances:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than a night out with belligerent friends? Join our server for a crazy good time! We promise you won’t end up vomiting black vomit or calling out for imaginary people like our friend did. And if you do, we’ll make sure you get the help you need, just like we did for him (minus the bill, of course). So come join us for a night of Minecraft madness, where the only thing you’ll be crying about is how much fun you’re having!

StepSibSnatchCraft

Apology, attitude, babysit, Blame, Boyfriend, broken TV, Cheating, Cops, dad, Grandma, Hassle, kicked out, mom, Overseas, Phone, punishment, runaway, step dad, step siblings, StepSibSnatchCraft, taken away

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/800	Votes:	2883
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Animals Bred:	39
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Are you tired of dealing with crazy family drama like a soap opera on steroids? Then come join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about babysitting demon children or getting blamed for broken TVs. Instead, you can build your own virtual paradise and escape the madness of your real life. Plus, there are no annoying step-parents or cheating moms to deal with – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Join us now and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only drama is deciding what color to paint your virtual house. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with crazy family dynamics and phone-stealing step-parents. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual family on our server who won’t kick you out for standing up for yourself. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave the real world behind – no phone-stealing step-parents allowed!

ProfessionRegret SMP

ProfessionRegret, smp

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/800	Votes:	1026
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	7515	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Have you ever dreamed of becoming a professional llama wrangler but realized that llamas are actually pretty sassy and not worth the trouble? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of herding virtual llamas without the risk of getting spit on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are hellbent on taking over the world. Will you join their ranks and help them achieve their poultry-filled dreams? Or will you stand against them and become the hero that Minecraftia deserves?

With epic quests, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who are just as weird as you are, our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for anyone looking for a good time. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

Movie Burnout Server

Boredom, Burnout, cannot watch again, Childhood, classic, exhausted, FATIGUE, Favorite, film, Movie, never again, Nostalgia, Obsession, once was enough, over and over, repeat, rewatch, Server, tired, too much, watch

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/400	Votes:	3547
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of watching that one movie so many times that you can recite every line in your sleep? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “No Movie Repeats” policy! That’s right, no more watching that same old movie on repeat for the millionth time. Instead, join our server and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities and adventures. Who needs movies when you can build your own epic story in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So come join us and say goodbye to that movie marathon madness!

UkrDefense Minecraft Server

air defense, Attack, Conflict, defence forces, Defense, Destruction, drone warfare, Drones, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military strategy, military technology, Minecraft, missile defense, Missiles, russia, russia ukraine conflict, Server, Ukraine, UkrDefense, War

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/500	Votes:	820
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you heard about the epic Minecraft server where Ukraine’s defence forces are straight up destroying Russian missiles and drones left and right? That’s right, we got explosions, we got epic battles, we got chaos galore!

Join our server and witness the madness unfold as Ukraine’s defence forces take on Russia’s largest attack like it’s just another day in the blocky world of Minecraft. Build your own base, gather resources, and watch as the fireworks fly in this insane showdown of epic proportions.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join the server, you might just get a chance to ride a missile like a rocket ship and blast off into the sky. Who needs elytra when you can fly on a missile, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join the craziest Minecraft server on the block and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this wild ride!