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Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 5542 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!
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So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!