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MineCraftLifeProTips

Experience, fulfillment, goal-setting, Greatest, growth mindset., Happiness, inspiration, life advice, life lessons, mindset, MineCraftLifeProTips, motivation, personal growth, perspective, positivity, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, success, wisdom

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7774
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old advice like “build a house” and “mine for diamonds”? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with some truly outrageous life advice! Join us and learn important lessons like “always bring a llama to a creeper fight” and “never trust a chicken wearing a top hat”. Our community is full of quirky characters and wild adventures just waiting for you to dive in and join the fun. So why wait? Join our server today and start living life to the fullest (and most ridiculous) extent possible!

MineCraftLifeProTips

advice, best life advice, fulfillment, goal-setting, Happiness, inspiration, Life, mindfulness, MineCraftLifeProTips, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positivity, positivity mindset, resilience, self improvement, self love, self-care, success, wisdom

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	144
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dimension Hops:	14
Votes:	6775	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and the chance to ride a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8525
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Enchantments Applied:	154
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2597
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	146	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9111
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Villages Defended:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Runes Activated:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6383
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Farms Harvested:	202	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Votes:	6661

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8033
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	184
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3899
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Crops Grown:	3921	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2767
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Void Gems Collected:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	112

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5927
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	3929	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4555
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4491
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?