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Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8663
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Animals Bred:	119	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Divine Spears Created:	30

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2210
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5152
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Divine Spears Created:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2784
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	New Chunks Explored:	687817
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Void Gems Collected:	24
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	343

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	701
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4937
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	8621	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Runes Activated:	0
Ores Mined:	4507	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3277
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Animals Bred:	23	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Magical Moments Shared:	28

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, 4koma, hard to draw, hard to read, hard to sell, Kirara, masochists, PIXEL, spacecraft

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9070
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	121	Players Killed by Monsters:	4979
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Star Shards Collected:	259

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!

ShowerCam Minecraft Server

aita, Andrew, Boundaries, breaking apart, forgiveness, husband’s best friend, indecent exposure, Minecraft, peeping, pregnancy test, red flags, Server, shower recording, ShowerCam, soulmates, struggling with sexuality, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, uneasy, unhealthy dynamic, unstable living situation, whispering

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9201
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Magic Items Found:	3188
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of my husband, his best friend Andrew, and a mysterious phone found in the bathroom.

Join our server and experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like the time my husband found indecent videos of himself on Andrew’s phone. And don’t forget the wet bed incident that left my husband feeling uneasy – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Invite Andrew to stay with you on our server and watch as the drama unfolds. From peeping through doors to icy attitudes, you’ll never know what to expect next. And who knows, you might even discover that your husband and Andrew are soulmates – just like in a cheesy romance novel!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just remember, things might get a little too real, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

BlockBucksBaeSplitter

aita, awkward, BlockBucksBaeSplitter, boyfriend’s household bills, contributing, DATING, electricity, Expenses, Food, lost job, not paying, personal needs, return the favor, Sacrifices, Siblings, Struggling, supporting, tough time, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Utilities, Visiting, Water, Working

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8244
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Divine Spears Created:	28	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fairytale-like drama and outrageous requests! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to your boyfriend’s siblings and refusing to pay their bills because you only use the fan and flush the toilet when you visit!

Imagine the chaos of a virtual world where you can demand that your boyfriend’s family step up and support him financially while you swoop in to save the day with pre-bought cooked food. Who needs a stable job when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild. Who knows what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – maybe you’ll even start a virtual revolution against unfair bill-splitting!