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Minecraft Mayhem: Total War Edition

#1d6chan, Assembly Kit, Blogpost, Edition, gobbo edition, Hotfix, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Older Titles, patch notes, Pharaoh.., Previous thread, Roll Charts, Steam, Tactics, thrones of decay, TOTAL, total war, total war warhammer, Total War: Warhammer III, twg, War

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5986
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate gobbo edition of gaming! Dive into a world filled with Stuff1d6chan tactics and roll charts that will blow your mind.

Join us for epic battles in Total War: Warhammer III where you can conquer the Thrones of Decay and unleash chaos like never before. Check out our blogpost for exclusive news and updates that will leave you speechless.

But wait, there’s more! Jump into the world of Total War: Pharaoh where you can rule like a true pharaoh and command armies with the power of the gods. Don’t miss out on our hotfix 4.2.3 patch notes that will change the game forever.

And for those who love the classics, we’ve got you covered with our collection of Older Titles that will take you on a nostalgic journey through the history of Total War.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the craziest gaming adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyBoys R Us: /r9k/ Edition

4chan, BlockyBoys, Edition, Greeting, Henlo, internet culture, meme, r9k, ROBOT9000, social media

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1321
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Falling into the Void:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Votes:	9810	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because THIS server is here to save the day!

Join us on an epic adventure filled with EXPLOSIONS, UNICORNS, and DRAGONS that shoot LAZER BEAMS from their eyes!

Our server is so amazing that even HEROBRINE himself is scared to step foot on it. We have DANCING CREEPERS, TALKING SHEEP, and RAINBOW LLAMAS that drop DIAMONDS like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PhenoCraft: Mine, Build, and LOL with Friends!

Ancestry, biology, BUILD, Dna, Friends, genetic diversity, genetic makeup, genetic traits, genetic variation, genetics, heredity, human phenotypes, lol, PhenoCraft, phenotype, phenotype analysis, phenotype classification, phenotype comparison, phenotype identification, phenotype testing, physical characteristics, research, Science, Traits

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7192
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Magic Items Found:	8303
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Runes Activated:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Towns Built:	1
Mines Excavated:	1932	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t care about your skin color, we only care about your phenotype! Are you a tall, dark, and handsome Enderman? Or maybe you’re a short, stubby Creeper with a heart of gold. Whatever your phenotype, we want you to join our server and show off your unique traits!

But wait, there’s more! Did you know that on our server, diamonds grow on trees? Literally! Just plant a sapling and watch as it sprouts into a beautiful diamond tree. And don’t even get us started on the zombie pigmen who moonlight as professional chefs, cooking up the most delicious porkchops you’ve ever tasted.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our secret underwater city, where mermaids and sea monsters live in harmony, throwing the wildest underwater raves you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your scuba gear and your dancing shoes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and discover a world where anything is possible, and where your phenotype is celebrated like never before. See you in the game!

CraftyCraze: Phase Connect LOLz

#AmanogawaShiina, #AyaseYuu, #CharacterReferences, #ChisakaAiri, #DizzyDokuro, #EimiIsami, #EmberAmane, #ErinaMakina, #FujikuraUruka, #FuuraYuri, #GramPico, #HakushikaIori, #HikanariHina, #HimemiyaRie, #JellyHoshiumi, #KaminariClara, #KanekoLumi, #KannagiLoki, #KokoromoMemory, #LiaAshelia, #MuuMuyu, #OfficialSchedule, #OfficialTwitter, #PCGReferences, #PhaseConnectCommunity, #PhaseConnectGeneral, #PhaseConnectJPOfficial, #PhaseConnectLinks, #PipkinPippa, #RemiliaNephys, #RunieRuse, #SayaSairroxs, #ShisuiMichiru, #TenmaMaemi, #TwitchArchiveChannels, #UnofficialPhaseConnectArchives, #UtataneNasa, #youtube, Archive, Connect, CraftyCraze, en, jp, lolz, OfficialWebsite, PCG, phase, PhaseConnect, previousthread, terminated, twitch, twitter

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5428
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of Creepers on a rampage? Look no further than this server, where the official website is like a diamond mine of information and the official schedule is more organized than a chest full of neatly stacked blocks.

Join now and you’ll be able to interact with characters like Lia 鈴香アシェリア, who can build a house faster than you can say “Redstone.” Or how about Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ, who can mine for diamonds with her eyes closed?

But wait, there’s more! Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり can tame wolves with just a wink, and Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ can farm crops so efficiently, it’s like she has a green thumb made of emeralds.

And don’t even get us started on Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, who can navigate the Nether like it’s a walk in the park. Or how about Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, who can slay Ender Dragons with a wooden sword and a smile?

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft. Just be sure to watch out for the Creeper explosions and the occasional Enderman prank!

Board of Ragecraft

anger, Board, Boundaries, community support, coping strategies, done, doomposters, Frustration, Gaslighting, hate, mental health, Negativity, online forums, online harassment, Ragecraft, Raiding, Repetition, self-care, toxic behavior, toxic community, trolling

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8438
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Zombie Dances:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of the real world and join a community of players who are just as fed up with doomposters as you are!

Reasons to join:

Build your own fortress to protect yourself from the doomposters
Form alliances with other players to take down the gaslighting trolls
Explore our vast world and discover hidden treasures to help you in your quest for justice

Don’t let the doomposters get you down – join our server and fight back in the most epic way possible!

DrizzleCraft: Where it’s raining fun all day long!

Ambiance, atmosphere, contemplation, Day, drizzle, DrizzleCraft, Fun, introspection, Long, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, mood, movement, Nature, peacefulness, pondering, precipitation, Rain, RAINING, Reflection, Serenity, Thoughts, Tranquility, weather

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1355
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4901	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Love Letters Sent:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because this server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join this server if you want to ride on llamas that shoot rainbows out of their ears! Yes, you heard that right, llamas shooting rainbows! And that’s not all, our ender dragons have been trained to do the floss dance while you battle them. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

But wait, there’s more! Our villagers have formed a boy band and they perform live concerts every Saturday night in the town square. Trust us, you’ve never heard music like this before!

So why wait? Join this server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this fantastical world!

Blocky Banter: REMEMBER THIS THREAD

#memorieslastlifetime, #memorylane, #neverforget, banter, blocky, cherish, flashback, memorabilia, memorable, MEMORIZE, Memory, Nostalgia, recall, Recollection, REFLECT, remember, reminder, reminisce, Reminiscence, retrospect, Thread, Throwback

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5497
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Villages Defended:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the blocks are bigger, the mobs are crazier, and the adventures are out of this world! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our DIAMOND ore spawns are so abundant that you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time! – The creepers on our server have been trained to break dance instead of exploding, making them the life of the party! – Our villagers have a secret underground society where they throw wild raves every night. Who knew those little guys could party so hard? – The Ender Dragon has a crush on Steve and keeps leaving him love notes around the map. It’s getting pretty awkward, but hey, love is love! – Our server has a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Just make sure not to eat too much or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Pixelated Potty Humor: Hanako’s Minecraft Madness

amane yugi, Anime, chapter 113, comedy, Ghosts, Hanako kun, Hanakos, humor, Japanese culture, madness, Manga, manga series, Minecraft, Mystery, new chapter, ongoing series, pixelated, potty, romance, scanlations, school life, Supernatural, toilet bound, Urban Legends, yashiro nene

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6591
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dragons Tamed:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Villages Defended:	9
Secret Passages Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures never end and the laughs never stop! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes and crazy challenges that will have you on the edge of your seat (or block)!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig! And that was just the beginning of their wacky journey through our world of wonder.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for a never-ending supply of diamonds and now they’re the richest player on the server!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our world of blocks and baddies!

Pole Land LOLz

controversial, controversial behavior, controversial behavior trend, controversial country, controversial culture, controversial politics, controversial society, controversial statement, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful language, disrespectful statement, inappropriate, kneeling, Land, lolz, NEGATIVE, offensive, offensive behavior, offensive language, Poland, Pole, showing mouth

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4373
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	8266	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we don’t mess around with boring old rules like in Poland! Here, you can let your inner rebel out and show off your badass side.

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of defying authority and causing chaos wherever you go. We don’t care about manners here, so feel free to let loose and be as outrageous as you want.

We’ve got insane stories to tell about our server, like the time a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started terrorizing the village. Or the time we had a dance party in the Nether with a group of zombie pigmen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world. Let’s gooooooo!

TweetCraft: Where Twitter Drama Becomes Blocky Fun!

ANNOYING, blocky, Board, brainless, criticism, Drama, Frustration, Fun, internet culture, Negativity, online behavior, Online Community, online etiquette, rant, retards, screencap, social media, Spamming, Tourists, TOXIC, trolling, TweetCraft, twitter, WORSE

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2628
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Void Armor Forged:	19
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Buildings Constructed:	5

Are you tired of all the incessant twitter screencap spamming from brainless retards and tourists? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, ridiculous builds, and insane stories that will make you question reality. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community that is anything but boring. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin! #bestserverever