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E-Celeb DramaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9053
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	258
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Enchantments Applied:	61	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a reality TV show. Witness epic battles over who stole whose diamonds, secret alliances formed in the shadows, and betrayals that will make your head spin. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most dramatic Minecraft server in existence. Join now and prepare for the chaos!

Minecraft SMP: JeetCraft

acceptance, break up, brothers, Closure, emotions, ending, Farewell, Goodbye, healing, Heartache, it’s over, jeet bros, JeetCraft, letting go, Minecraft, moving forward, moving on, relationship, separation, smp

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	949
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Farms Harvested:	377	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	39

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, or team up with other players to take down a gang of evil llamas who have been terrorizing the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional exploding sheep.

CarCraftCashCow

Accountability, car accident, car maintenance, car ownership, car repairs, car safety, CarCraftCashCow, Communication, consequences, DAUGHTER, Decision making, driving habits, family dynamics, financial independence, financial responsibility, life lessons, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, teaching a lesson, teenage driver, tough love

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6623
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	134660	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Votes:	826
Buildings Constructed:	44	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Picture this: you’re cruising along in your virtual car, jamming out to some tunes on the radio, when suddenly BAM! You crash into a semi truck and the airbags deploy. But don’t worry, because on our server, the only thing that gets smushed is the front bumper of your car. And guess what? You have to pay $5000 for the repairs! Talk about a lesson in responsibility, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with fast food restaurants where you can work to earn virtual money to pay for those crazy car repairs. Who knew flipping virtual burgers could be so lucrative?

So come join us on our server for a hilarious and outrageous gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

NightmareCraft

anxiety, bedtime stress, bedtime worries, fear, insomnia, late night anxiety, late night thoughts, midnight worries, NightmareCraft, nighttime anxiety, nighttime fears, overthinking, restless mind, restlessness, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, sleepless nights, sleeplessness, stress, tossing and turning, worries

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8247
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Farms Harvested:	527	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	814264	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, fear not, because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of boredom! Join us and embark on epic adventures that will keep you up all night long (literally)!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of zombie chickens start attacking you. But don’t worry, our server has custom mobs that will keep you on your toes and make every mining trip a thrilling experience.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and guarded by a giant llama with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring nights and hello to epic Minecraft madness!

SpyKids Minecraft Server

children, cold war, covert operation, Diplomatic, double agents, Espionage, espionage thriller, family, Flight, intelligence, international relations, KGB, Minecraft, Moscow, Nationality, prisoner swap, Russian, secret agents, Server, soviet union, spy couple, SpyKids, swap deal

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4114
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

so, liek, this server is so lit that even russian spies wanna join! imagine being a spy kid and finding out ur russian on a plane ride to moscow! that’s the kind of wild ride u can expect on this server. join us and uncover ur true identity while building epic creations and battling mobs. who knows, u might even discover ur long lost twin who’s also a spy. don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of ur minecraft life!

BlockyBanterCraft

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4398
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5667
Buildings Constructed:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Invisible Walls Found:	3

HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT IS SO LIT, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DANCING? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! OUR SERVER IS LIKE A MAGICAL FAIRYLAND WHERE DIAMONDS GROW ON TREES AND PIGS FLY!

WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH ENDLESS SUPPLIES OF TNT FOR YOU TO BLOW STUFF UP (SAFELY, OF COURSE). AND DID I MENTION OUR PET CREEPERS? THEY’RE TRAINED TO GIVE YOU HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING IN YOUR FACE!

ALSO, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY WIZARDS WHO CAN TURN YOU INTO A DRAGON IF YOU ASK NICELY. IMAGINE FLYING AROUND THE MAP BREATHING FIRE AND TERRORIZING VILLAGERS!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND ENTER A WORLD WHERE THE IMPOSSIBLE BECOMES POSSIBLE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LAUGHTER)

Bookworms & Boners Server

Analysis, Assessment, Authenticity, boners, book review, Bookworms, credibility, critique, Discernment, Evaluation, Honest, horniness level, IMPORTANCE, Integrity, judgment, Literature, long tail, opinion, Server, tags, writing quality

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	486
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2

So, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a server where the pigs can talk and the creepers do the macarena? well, this server is the place for u!

we got flying sheep that poop diamonds, and a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move.

if u join our server, u can ride a unicorn into battle and defeat the evil ender dragon with nothing but a carrot.

plus, our community is like a big, dysfunctional family where everyone is always arguing about who has the best pet rock.

so, if u wanna experience the most wacky and wild Minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to lose your mind in the best way possible.

Elite Anarchy [1.21]

Accomplishments.., alliances, Anarchy, Battles, BETRAYAL, Chaos, cheat-free, creativity, Epic battles, fair environment, freedom, Minecraft, monumental structures, no cheating, no limits, No Rules, Playground, Survival, Trust, Vibrant Community

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9426
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mines Excavated:	3829	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Dive into a world of chaos and freedom where there are no rules, no boundaries, and no limits—except one: No Cheating. Our server is the perfect playground for those who crave the thrill of survival, creativity, and unfiltered anarchy. Whether you’re looking to build monumental structures, form alliances, or wage epic battles, Elite Anarchy offers the perfect canvas for your adventures.

Join a vibrant community of players where trust is earned, alliances are fragile, and betrayal is always a possibility. With a commitment to providing a fair and cheat-free environment, you can rest assured that your hard-earned accomplishments are respected and preserved.

play.eliteanarchy.com

🏕️ SMP where every block is VIP pass 🏕️ No squares allowed! Join THE CLUB now! 🏕️

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], +18, Allowed, application, BLOCK, club, Community, Economy, Events, Fabric, Hardware, Hermitcraft-like, Join, Modpack, Mods, Optimization, pass, Player Shops, Projects, setup, smp, squares, Vanilla, Vip, voice chat, webmap, Whitelist, Worldgen

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4763
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

ABOUT US

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

HARDWARE & SETUP

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Platform	Fabric 1.21
Location	San Jose, California, United States
CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	10GB (32 Total)

MODS & TWEAKS

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features.

Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:

Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory
Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat
ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed
Mobs & Players Drop Heads
Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief
Accelerated Leaf Decay
Minecarts now run 4x faster
Online Webmap

APPLICATION

Join our Discord Server here!

Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules

Step 2: Submit an application via our application link

Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!

Step 4: Short Interview

Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

MineBrit Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3999
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of rainbow-colored llamas who will guide you through a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find this elusive creature, you’ll be set for life!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even the Ender Dragon struggles to complete it. But don’t worry, if you fall, you’ll be saved by a team of flying squids who will gently float you back to safety.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…they tend to get a little too excited sometimes.