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Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 9764 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 168 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
Join us if you want to ride llamas into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself logs on to ask for building tips. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the ability to turn your enemies into adorable baby pandas.
So what are you waiting for? Quit your day job and come join us on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will).