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CraftyCoupRus

alleged, armenia, Arrests, collaboration, Conspiracy, coup plot, CraftyCoupRus, destabilization, Espionage, foreign relations, Government, intelligence agencies, internal threats, investigation, Military, Politics, Russian, SECURITY, suspects, Treason, Uncover

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4327
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

lol imagine if this was a minecraft server plot twist! like u join the server and suddenly u uncover an alleged coup plot with russian traces! u gotta build ur base, gather ur resources, and team up with other players to take down the evil mastermind behind the coup! but watch out for the russian spies trying to sabotage ur mission! join now for a wild adventure full of twists and turns!

Voice In My Head Craft

auditory, Communication, Craft, head, Hear, Imitation, IMPOSSIBLE, mimic, mimicry, Perception, replicate, Resonance, SELF AWARENESS, Self-expression, self-perception, Sound, Speech, Unique, vocal, vocal cords, VOICE

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3440
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Secret Passages Found:	5	Towns Built:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

so, like, you know how you sound in your head, like totally different from how you sound on a recording? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, you can totally be whoever you want to be, even if it’s not what you hear in your own head! join us for a wild ride of self-discovery and confusion as you try to figure out who the heck you really are in this wacky virtual world. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns, so like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, let’s get weird together!

Hungry Brain Goop Obese

Brain, brain cells, brain function, Brain goop, brain health, brain science, cellular mechanisms, cellular structure, defective cellular scaffolding, Goop, hunger cells, hunger control, hunger management, hunger neurons, hunger regulation, hunger signals, Hungry, metabolic disease, neuroscience, obese, obesity, Obesity epidemic, obesity prevention, obesity research.

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	713
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	104	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can eat as much cake and cookies as you want without getting fat! It’s all because of this crazy brain goop that traps hunger neurons and makes you never feel full. It’s like a cheat code for staying skinny in Minecraft!

Join our server and explore the world where you can build giant cakes and cookies without worrying about your character getting chubby. It’s all thanks to our special defective cellular scaffolding that holds together the brain’s hunger cells. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs to worry about metabolic disease when you can just play on our server and eat all the virtual junk food you want? It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Let’s get weird in Minecraft!

Your Crafts

building, Communication, Community, convenience, Discord, Economy, Experience, Exploration, Fun, gameplay, Good Vibes, Growing, linked, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mods, Pure, Roleplay, Safe, Server, Updates, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5508
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Potions Brewed:	173
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Looking for a pure vanilla experience with a touch of convenience? Our fresh server is the perfect place for players who enjoy the classic Minecraft feel but appreciate a few quality of life mods to make things easier and more fun!

What we offer: – A welcoming, growing community – True vanilla gameplay with just the right amount of helpful mods – Discord integration for smooth communication and updates

Important: To keep our community connected and ensure a great experience, all players must be linked to our Discord before joining. This helps us keep the server fun, safe, and filled with good vibes!

Whether you’re into exploring, building, or just kicking back and enjoying the Minecraft world—we’d love to have you!

Join us today and be part of something new!

mc.yourcrafts.us

Crafty Blue Archive Minecraft Server

action RPG, anime style, Archive, Blue, blue archive, Character customization, collectible game, Crafty, Cute Characters, free to play, Gacha game, husbandos, In-game Events, Japanese Game, Minecraft, mobile game, Mobile Gaming, mobile gaming community, multiplayer, Play, PvE, PvP, Server, strategy game, waifus

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4113
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He may try to spook you, but don’t worry, he’s just looking for a buddy to build a sandcastle with.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. Trust us, they’ve got some killer moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers – they’ve got some serious rhythm!

The Clumsy Detective Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Breakup, clumsy, coping with loss, detective, Emotional healing, emotional lyrics, emotional recovery, emotional turmoil, finding closure, healing, Heartache, heartache songs, HEARTBREAK, heartbroken, Infidelity, letting go, Love Lost, love lost songs, Minecraft, moving on, Pain, sad love songs, smp

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9571
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Void Armor Forged:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of being left crying in the virtual world of Minecraft? Join our SMP and leave those tears behind! We have a community where emotions run wild and people stare at you like you’re a rare diamond block. But fear not, there’s no real place for you to hide because we welcome all players with open arms (unless they’re caught in the arms of another player, then it’s game over).

We’ve got insane stories that will make you question reality, like the time someone built a giant diamond chicken that laid golden eggs. And let’s not forget about the time a player accidentally spawned a hundred creepers in their house and had to rebuild from scratch. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s the perfect place for you to unleash your inner Minecraft maniac.

So why wait? Join us and experience the pain of being caught in the arms of another player, the heartbreak of finding out about secret alliances, and the thrill of surviving in a world where anything can happen. Don’t be fooled by other SMPs, come to ours and let the pain stay the same as you navigate through the craziness of virtual life. See you in the world of blocks and endless possibilities!

NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

Babysitting, brother, cafe, Conversation, culture, Dinner, family, Friend, Friends, Girlfriend, ice cream, Kids, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, NoKidsAllowed, parents, Pool, resort, Server, Siblings, vacation

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8988
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	261
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Star Shards Collected:	226

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family vacation with entitled parents and unruly kids? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of entitlement, ridiculous requests, and passive-aggressive comments.

Just like the vacation nanny who had to deal with demanding parents, you’ll have to navigate through the chaos of entitled players who think they deserve special treatment. But fear not, because just like the vacation nanny stood her ground, you can stand up to these entitled players and say “Sorry, I can’t watch your kid tonight.”

And just like the vacation nanny got paid for her troubles, you too can reap the rewards of joining our server. Who needs a vacation when you can experience the same level of drama and absurdity right from the comfort of your own home? Join now and get ready for a vacation you’ll never forget (or maybe want to forget)!

WifeLiedSoIGotBlockyWithAnotherLady

aita, BETRAYAL, Cheating, communication breakdown, Deception, Divorce, divorce papers, emotional affair, Honesty, Infidelity, Leaving Home, long term relationship, marriage problems, moral dilemma, moving out, reconciliation, relationship advice, Significant Other, trust issues, wife lied, WifeLiedSoIGotBlockyWithAnotherLady

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4558
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Void Gems Collected:	10	Love Letters Sent:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any ex drama following you around!

Join us and leave all your relationship woes behind, just like our player who found love in the virtual world after being handed divorce papers. Who needs a significant other when you have a blocky paradise to explore?

Our server is the perfect place to start fresh and create new memories, without any exes lurking around the corner. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – after all, who needs love when you have diamonds to mine?

SoberCraft SMP

coping mechanisms, depression, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, hobbies, meditation, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, non-drinker, non-smoker, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, self help, self-care, smp, SoberCraft, stress relief, support system, Therapy

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7801
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	43599	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds and mines all day? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for people who don’t drink and smoke to let loose and have some fun!

When you’re feeling down, instead of reaching for a bottle or a joint, come join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We’ve got crazy challenges, wacky events, and even a secret underground dance party where the only rule is to have a good time.

So if you’re looking for a place to escape from the pressures of the real world and just let loose with a bunch of like-minded players, then come join us on our server. Who needs alcohol and cigarettes when you’ve got diamond swords and creepers to blow up? Let’s get this party started, Minecraft style!

Trump’s 2-Year Immigration Fail

2year, Accountability, border security, debate, democrats, Fail, Government, House, immigration, immigration reform, inaction, leadership, legislative gridlock, partisanship, policy, political strategy, Politics, Presidency, REFORM, Senate, trump, Trumps, White House

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9713
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	227
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Tired of boring politics? Join our Minecraft server where we promise to have more action than Trump did on immigration during his presidency! We’ve got a White House, a House, and a Senate all ready for you to take charge and make some real changes. Plus, our community is full of Democrats who are ready to debate and discuss all things politics while building epic structures and battling mobs. So why wait? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!