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Minecraftistan: Fight for Blocks & Laughs

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2421
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ores Mined:	7410	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where u can fight islamist militants like a boss! we have 6 soldiers ready to take them down but we need ur help! join now and show those baddies who’s boss in the virtual world! plus, we have epic loot and crazy adventures waiting for u! don’t miss out on the action, join now!

Crafty Steve Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9205
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mines Excavated:	4392	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride horses, the chickens wear diamond armor, and the creepers break out into dance parties when they explode!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco club where the zombies bust a move to the beat of the jukebox.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9521
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Farms Harvested:	616	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Are you tired of your power going out while you’re in the middle of an intense Minecraft goon session? Look no further! Our server is powered by a team of highly trained hamsters on treadmills, ensuring that your gameplay will never be interrupted by pesky power outages again. Join us and experience uninterrupted gooning like never before!

Armpit Core Minecraft SMP Games

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4179
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Emeralds Found:	6394	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us for epic armpit core games like “Pit of Doom” where you have to navigate through a maze filled with smelly armpits to reach the treasure at the end. Or how about “Stink Bomb Battle” where you have to fend off your opponents with stink bombs made from fermented potatoes? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So why wait? Join now and get ready to get your armpits in gear!

Two State Solution Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7141
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5725

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Are you looking for a place where you can build your dream world without any limitations? Look no further than our server, where we offer a “Two state solution” to all your Minecraft needs!

Join us and experience the thrill of building not just one, but TWO separate states in the same world! Create a peaceful utopia in one state and a chaotic dystopia in the other – the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere in the server that leads to a dimension filled with talking animals who will help you build the craziest structures you’ve ever seen!

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the most insane Minecraft community out there! Who knows what adventures await you in our “Two state solution” world!

Two Aryans of the same Nordic subgroup… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5555
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	281	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have not one, but TWO Aryans of the same Nordic subgroup! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of diversity anywhere else.

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to witness the rare sight of two Aryans working together in perfect harmony. Who knows what kind of mischief they’ll get up to next? Will they build a giant Viking ship? Will they conquer the entire server with their superior genetics? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on this wild ride and experience the most unique Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have Aryans of the same Nordic subgroup?

StoryMine Survival WITHOUT PVP server Minecraft

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5158
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Potions Brewed:	164	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Enchantments Applied:	122	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

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Pointless Watcher Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5328
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with talentless, envy-filled players? Look no further, because our server is run by the one and only Holos, the ultimate Minecraft master! Join us if you want to be cool, edgy, and avoid all the drama of talent-freedom whores. Plus, we have epic stories of Holos defeating dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a potato. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the true greatness of Minecraft!

Minecraft SMP – /Sonic The Hedgehog/ – General

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8313
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	New Chunks Explored:	190765
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Crops Grown:	8072
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from the latest trailers to crossover miniseries with DC that will continue until 2026.

But that’s not all, we have exclusive announcements like Sonic Rumble – where you can battle it out with your favorite characters in epic showdowns. And don’t forget about the upcoming releases from IDW, including the Knuckles 30th Anniversary Special that will blow your mind!

If you’re looking for a community that’s as fast-paced as Sonic himself, look no further. We have link compilations, milestone pastebins, game recommendations, and even a Perfect System Collection that will make your head spin.

Join us on this wild ride through the Sonic universe, where chaos reigns and adventure awaits. Previous threads may have been crazy, but this one will be even more insane. So grab your rings and hop aboard – it’s gonna be a blast! #GottaGoFast #SonicSMP2026

Busy Blocks Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	508
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dimension Hops:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Are you tired of being too busy to game? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, time literally stops when you log on! That’s right, you can play for hours on end without worrying about real life responsibilities. Need to finish that report for work? Just hop on our server and pretend like it doesn’t exist! Your boss will never know.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

And if you’re feeling a bit adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Skydiving with Ender Dragons” experience? It’s the thrill of a lifetime as you plummet from the sky with these majestic creatures. Just make sure to pack a parachute (or a stack of hay bales)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave your responsibilities at the door. After all, who needs a job when you can spend your days building epic castles and battling virtual monsters?

Can’t we all just monitor each other’s online activity… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	305
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Animals Bred:	152
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone minds their own business? Well, look no further because on our server, we take monitoring each other’s online activity to a whole new level!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being watched by your fellow players. Who needs privacy when you can have constant surveillance, am I right? Plus, we have a special feature where if you try to sneak off and do something sneaky, a giant eyeball will appear in the sky and shame you for all to see.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker where we hold intense meetings to discuss everyone’s online behavior. Rumor has it that there’s a secret room where all the banned players are forced to mine diamonds for eternity.

So come join us on this wild ride of paranoia and surveillance! Who needs freedom when you can have constant supervision? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or else).