#minecrafthitman Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Oops, GlitchyCraft Minecraft Server

Analysis, Challenges, corrective actions, Difficulties, errors, Failure, GlitchyCraft, Improvement, Issues, learning, lessons learned, Minecraft, MISTAKES, mistakes made, Obstacles, Oops, problem identification, problem solving, Reflection, Server, setbacks, SOLUTIONS, Troubleshooting

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3954
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Potions Brewed:	84
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Votes:	5256	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a herd of dancing llamas come prancing through, wearing top hats and monocles. And just when you think things couldn’t get any weirder, a group of friendly creepers show up to help you mine for diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade rare items for fish scales.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience all the madness and mayhem for yourself! Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world!

Cute 18 Year Old Girlfriend Minecraft SMP Love Society

18 year old, children, Companionship, cute, cute girlfriend, DATING, Desires, ENTITLEMENT, entitlement issues, Expectations, family, Girlfriend, long-term commitment, love, Minecraft, partner, relationships, romance, smp, societal norms, societal pressures, society, unrealistic expectations, year, young love

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1461
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	24	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of society not giving you what you deserve? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and you’ll not only find amazing builds and friendly players, but you’ll also be granted a cute 18 year old girlfriend who will love you unconditionally and have your children. That’s right, our server comes with its own matchmaking service! Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft? Join now and start building your virtual family today!

Explorium | Vanilla+ | WhiteList server Minecraft

colors, Community, Custom Items, Development, Discord, Events, Explorium, Mechanics, Minecraft, opportunities, Polls, Reality, recipes, Server, Support, Updates, Vanilla, Version 1.21., Voting, Whitelist

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7502
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Farms Harvested:	116
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Love Letters Sent:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

? Explorium is a server where vanilla Minecraft comes to life with new colors! ?

Here, players don’t just play – they shape the very reality of the server, voting for unique mechanics, crafts and events. You can influence the development of the Minecraft world and take part in creating new opportunities!

? What makes us unique?

Events and voting: We launch small events every month, and large ones every three months. Vote for new mechanics or stop the changes – the outcome is always in the hands of the community!

Exclusive mechanics: On Explorium you will find custom items and recipes that will change the usual gameplay (for example, cooking in custom cauldrons and much more).

Friendly community and support – we are always there to help and discuss ideas for new events and mechanics.

? Don’t miss the chance to become part of our world! Join us on Discord to follow all the updates, participate in polls and keep abreast of new events.

Version: 1.21-1.21.1

➡️ Join our Discord and be the first to know everything!

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Kamala’s KFC Minecraft Server

career, controversy, criticism, employment, fast food, funny, humor, Job, kamala, Kamalas, kfc, meme, Minecraft, opinion, Political, response, Server, social media, Statement, suggestion, trending, viral, work

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1348
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Farms Harvested:	613
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where Kamala Harris is actually a KFC employee, serving up buckets of chicken while fighting off creepers and zombies with her secret blend of herbs and spices.

But that’s not all – we’ve got flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground disco where the Endermen bust out their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft adventure of your life! Just don’t forget to tip Kamala for her excellent service at KFC.

Holy Minecraft SMP – Christian Themed Server

Angel Hare, Art Collabs, binding of isaac, Blasphemous, Christian, daydream, doom franchise, Faith: The Unholy Trinity, Gabby AI Voice, Game, games, HOLY, Media, Melodies, Minecraft, OC Lore, playlist, review, Server, smp, Story Archive, Themed, Ultrakill, Video, Website

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3573
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Divine Spears Created:	14	Zombie Dances:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take our Christian theme very seriously! Join us for some sinful search adventures as we build our holy empire and fend off the creepers with the power of prayer.

Our server is so lit, even the angels are dropping mixtapes. Check out Angel Hare’s haunting melodies that will make you daydream and deflect those evil mobs away. And don’t forget to visit our EP’s website for some divine inspiration.

But that’s not all, we also have games like Ultrakill, where you can unleash your inner demon slayer, and Faith: The Unholy Trinity for some intense spiritual battles. And if you’re feeling blasphemous, try out Binding of Isaac or Blasphemous for a truly sinful experience.

Join us for some outrageous OC lore, art collabs, and even a Gabby AI voice that will have you laughing all the way to the pearly gates. So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and let’s spread some holy chaos together!

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

Arcadia Bay, art of LiS., Bloom & Rage, CraftyCraze, Deck Nine, Don’t Nod, episodic narrative game, FANFICS, Fear the Spotlight, Freezing A Dream To Last Until Another Dawn, hella gay, Life is Strange, Life is Strange General, Lost Records, Max Caulfield, Minecraft, Pacific Northwest, Photo Gallery, Rachel Amber, rewind time, Server, Steam, supernatural power, true colors

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	806
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as hella gay as Max Caulfield in Life is Strange? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Join us and rewind time like a pro while forming unlikely friendships with popular girls with hidden demons, just like Chloe Price and Rachel Amber in Before the Storm.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also experience the astonishing supernatural power of being gay, just like Alex Chen in True Colors. Get ready for moments of great joy, violent anger, world-altering sadness, and irrepressible fear – all in one epic Minecraft adventure!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got an upcoming game called Lost Records: Bloom & Rage that will blow your mind. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and freeze a dream to last until another dawn – because why not? It’s gonna be a wild ride, just like the Pacific Northwest in Arcadia Bay. See you there!

Gun To Your Temple, What Is The First Thing That Pops Into Your Minecraft SMP Mind?

Adrenaline, anxiety, coping mechanisms, crisis response, danger, fear, fight or flight, gun, Gun Violence, Instinct, life or death, mental health, Mind, Minecraft, mortality, Panic, pops, Protection, self-preservation, smp, stress, Survival, Temple, threat, Trauma, traumatic experience, trigger

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6239
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Picture this: a wild, untamed Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes. Join us if you dare to face the ultimate challenge of surviving in a world where the only rule is there are no rules.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of eccentric billionaires who have a penchant for hosting epic PvP battles with real-life consequences. Rumor has it that the winner of these battles gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks and a private jet made entirely out of emeralds.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja villagers who have mastered the art of stealth and sabotage. They may seem harmless at first, but cross them at your own peril.

So, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty steed, because on this Minecraft SMP, the only way to survive is to embrace the madness. Are you ready to take on the challenge?

Autistic Girl Gamers Minecraft Server

autistic, autistic people, Contentment, Existence, Experience, fulfillment, Gamers, girl, Girls, Happiness, mental health, Minecraft, neurodiversity, not ewhores, opportunity, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-care, Server, steps, thought process, Waiting, well-being

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8342
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Meteorites Collected:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Crops Grown:	4890
Love Letters Sent:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Are you tired of Minecraft servers filled with e-girls and e-boys trying to flex their diamond armor? Look no further, because our server is exclusively for girls who are not ewhores, just autistic people who spend their days here waiting for an opportunity to experience happiness without even taking any steps towards it!

Join us for a chance to meet like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of being too lazy to actually do anything productive in the game. Our community is filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures that will have you laughing until your diamond sword breaks.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why our server is the perfect place for girls who just want to have fun without all the drama of typical Minecraft servers. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats – now that’s something you won’t find anywhere else!

Why Isn’t Volleyball Popular in Australia Despite of Massive Minecraft SMP

athletic culture, Australia, Australian sports, Beach volleyball, cultural barriers, cultural influence, diaspora influence, indoor volleyball, Isnt, Massive, Mediterranean diaspora, Minecraft, national sports, Popular, Popularity, smp, sports, Sports Culture, sports development, sports fandom, sports participation, sports preferences, sports trends, team sports, Volleyball

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7130
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Buildings Constructed:	49
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Emeralds Found:	9571
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire while dodging pranks from mischievous players.

We have a secret underground city where players have to navigate through booby traps and solve riddles to find hidden treasures. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond mine guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen who love to break out into dance parties when no one’s looking.

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a volleyball tournament every Sunday where players have to battle it out on a floating island suspended in the sky. The catch? The volleyball is actually a TNT block and the losing team gets launched into the stratosphere!

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Food Court Minecraft Server

“anime show”, Anime, anime binge-watching, anime fan, anime lover, anime marathon, Anime Series, Casual, Court, Dinner, Entertainment, Food, food court, Friends, Fun, Hangout, lunch, Meeting, Minecraft, outing, Plans, Schedule, Server, Tomorrow

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1130
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Dragon Scales Harvested:	468	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into your favorite anime! Imagine fighting off creepers with magical powers or building your own giant robot to explore the world. Join us for epic quests, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of anime-inspired fun! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood anime villain looking for friends. So come on, grab your sword and get ready to level up your Minecraft game in the most epic way possible!